Do women really do this irl, or just in movies?

Do women really do this irl, or just in movies?

Attached: 1543511126_004.jpg (1920x800, 181.82K)

All women are whores.

I’ve been with my girlfriend for about 5 years. Never seen her poop, so I’m inclined to think that it’s just a movie thing.

you're missing out

which movie and what's the timestamp?

You mean pee?

Do what?

Yeah and let me tell you, there is nothing that'll horrify a woman more than seeing a shitstain on her panties.

Agreed she always gets mad when I leave one.

They compress their waste into cubes and once a month eject and dispose of the cubes. That's what the period is, they bleed because cubes have sharp corners and they get all moody & intolerable to drive away males so that they don't discover the secret of the cubes. I myself only stumbled across this information during routine surveillance on the girls' bathroom at a local highschool.

I had my 19-year-old oneitis over (she didn't fuck me i'm still an incel) but she went to the bathroom and i listened through the door, i heard her pee and at the end was a wet fart like she shitted and when i went in afterwards my wet wipes were moved.

one of the most based moments of my life

Attached: 1583418767879.jpg (680x453, 84.67K)

Attached: bandr.jpg (1149x565, 273.33K)

How come you haven't been able to fuck one then?

whats she doing? checking for skidmarks?

That sucks for you
I mandate my girlfriend to let me be there anytime she pees or shits so I can eagerly sniff that shit up

until i was like high school age i honestly belived hot chicks never farted or shit. lol honestly kinda ruined women for me knowing they just as nasty as us guys!

i broke up with my girlfriend because she took the nastiest shit i ever smelled in my life i was like DAMN BITCH U NASTY, THATS IT GET THE FUCK OUT WERE DONE!

Type and consistency of vaginal discharge.

Attached: 1554958944492.jpg (1024x597, 22.81K)

This

They take little shits the size of peas of m&ms that can hide at the bottom of the toilet they never clog it up so you just don't see it

My wife shits and pee with the door open. I don't do that shit but in her case i think she enjoys it

what does her poop smell like?

if you mean pad change then yes ....the virgins in her dont even know what this means

Attached: EHpEmP3WwAAE2gD.jpg (680x510, 57.28K)

This

It happens a lot

eww wtf women are fucking gross

My gf shits directly into my mouth so I can honestly say I don't think women do what op is asking

why are you guys so gross

Attached: 1500348340393.png (408x332, 43.9K)

they have to wear pads because they whore around so much they need something to stop all the semen from spilling out of their gross vaginas luck thank god im gay and never have to go near those fowl beasts

Like any other poop

Was she hot? If so, you made the worst decision of your life

I don't fart

Attached: 1561666533824.jpg (800x850, 101.61K)

Attached: 7F29A81.jpg (2048x1148, 319.21K)

They do it IRL too and in public

Attached: girlpee-subway.webm (366x636, 2.34M)

imagine the smell

Attached: 1568267173947.jpg (957x1354, 228.83K)

i like the smell

Damn that's hot.

Attached: ECTcNKYXYAA9o42.jpg (1242x1644, 300.35K)

not always

Attached: womanhallway.webm (567x386, 1.66M)

Attached: 1563496228141.png (288x277, 97.69K)

Why would anyone want to fuck a whore?

jesus christ you guys are absolutely fucking disgusting.

Attached: 1277007063760.gif (300x300, 976.16K)

blame White Castle sliders

Attached: womandiarrheainelevator.webm (407x543, 938.49K)

fake

Attached: 1536222292942.png (1148x1137, 132.25K)

Why would you masterbate, do you like touching cocks?

>amyschumerhatching.webm

"Yes"

isn't that sexy? i'd love to make a girl blow me and slap her face while she peepeed. shed love it.

women were a mistake

i once made my gf suck my dick while she was shitting and it was really hot

shit happens

Even the quiet one sitting on the toilet?

Why wouldn't you
Are you gay?

your crotch now itches

>that desperation
hot

based

lucky

Mighty powerful words, my guy.

It's a well established psychological principle that mens emotions towards women are based off their mothers.

Attached: whore.jpg (512x383, 44.09K)

Blue my mind, somewhere in the first half.

Yes, she's a woman

I never thought I could get more redpilled on women, but then I saw the 1st season of Mindhunter, and related to pic related way more than I would've been comfortable with.

Attached: mindhunter-kemper.png (780x506, 309.19K)

>Implying we give a shit

"Its normal!"

Shutup cunt.

>Its normal

Omg women are disgusting.

Lol nigga my mouth is her toilet and my esophagus is better than any plumbing system conceived by civilization

I wish I grew up with sisters or something. I started to think of women as these mythical beings or something. I actually enjoy watching them make mistakes because it brings me back to reality