Why didn't Harry choose to be with her?

Yeah, Harry's mistake was not sticking with that Asian girl who wanted his dick.

Was Luna a competent witch in-universe?

Because in the books, Hermione and presumably Luna were average and Ginny was hot. Think Mary Jane in Spiderman.
The movie fucked up though and Emma Watson got hot, Evana was cute, and Ginny was incredibly plain and never stands out, looks or otherwise

Yeah should have gone full hapa potter and hammer the chinese chick with the glasgow accent then marry Hermoine after graduating.

>the Luna routes in Witch Trainer

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>go on magical adventures instead of waiting for her to finish shopping and watching shit-tier romcoms
>can discuss any weird or obscure topic instead of just inane pop trivia bullshit
>get to protect her and have her depend on you
If any of that sounds unappealing to you there is something wrong with your brain.

>Think Mary Jane in Spiderman
I've always thought Mary Jane was supposed to be a little above average, but Peter had such a hardon for her because she was literally the girl next door.

Can you imagine actually dating her day in and day out? The mild psychosis is cool and alluring at first, but then she wants you, her boyfriend, pick magic turnips with her in some bog for 5 hours. You have listen to her inane conspiracy theories as common topic discussion
this is all i want in life

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That was always my interpretation. She was abnormally talented but got sidetracked by nonsense.

According to Rowling, as I recall, she was imagined as the "anti-Hermione". Really smart, but the opposite of dedicating her talents to traditional studies, rational critical thinking, pragmatism. A witch Jack Parsons.

>you will never have a bog gf

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JK Rowling didn't want Harry to marry a nerd

I've always thought she was hot because I read the source material and know what I'm talking about
she's a literal model m8

I don't get why boomers consider models hot. They're always tall and gangly.

Harry was the literal Chosen One, was rich and famous, and a war hero. He could have had anyone he wanted. Why didn't he go for Fleur or Gabrielle instead?

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crazy bitch, dont stick your dick in crazy senpai

Didn't she fall in love with Bill's actor irl?

He chose a bong chink
That's literally the worst combo

I dated an autistic girl exactly like Luna before. I fucked her to tears screaming and crying. Then when we were done she wanted to tell me about her rock collection and where to find the best ones. There's no fucking away the tism.

>I dated an autistic girl exactly like Luna before. I fucked her to tears screaming and crying. Then when we were done she wanted to tell me about her rock collection and where to find the best ones. There's no fucking away the tism.
but couldn't you just go rock hunting with her and try and get some interesting ones?
that sounds so nice
maybe im just emotional because im psyching myself up for suicide

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Always thought it was a bit ironic that she was considered a nutter for seeing or believing in supposedly non-existent magical creatures by everyone else in their magical society. What if she was actually at the next stage of.magical evolution or whatever the equivalent was? It was explained time and again that muggles couldn't even see or comprehend lots of magical creatures that were commonplace for wizards, what if she was the next step in that?

Sounds like heaven

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"and that's all I know about my rock collection."

"Cool! I was playing my video games today, and I ran over a hill and..."

"Uhhh, can't we just be friends?"

Shes a liberal

because after 6 months you realise the actually quirky girl is as easy to live with as having your fingernails pulled daily

hate to say it but when you die you just get reborn bro, not worth it. better to be a hobo or whatever and experience life with the knowledge you have currently because when you get reborn theres no guarantee it's going to be any better and you'll far less knowledge than you do now.

she wouldn't eat ass

She's only into anal

>hate to say it but when you die you just get reborn bro
one of those times i'll get lucky

She frolics around the woods barefoot, dude. I'd cut off a finger for a woman like that.

Because you can't deviate from stale romance plot formulas if you want to write the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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She's fucking bonkers, is why.

Bonkers is a lucky man.

You don't stick your dick in loony

Yas Forums used to churn out new content. now look at it.

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Hah, you just described a girl dating most of anyone browsing Yas Forums.

Incredibly based

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Maybe he did....

fanfiction.net/s/3943025/1/Antithesis

>no smut tag
pass

She fought death eaters multiple times and didn't die so she must be fairly talented

She was fucking crazy. She made a huge scene in a tea shop while on a date with Hary because she thought that Harry migh want to fuck Hermione.

she was one of harry's inner circle, and fought well vs death eaters in the department of mysteries and in hogwarts from the vanishing cabinet

And your OC, user, where is it?

That pasta is fine. Not great, but not terrible.

I'm here to consume, not create.

That's not crazy.

>“Oh, you’ll talk to Hermione Granger!” she said shrilly, her face now shining with tears, and several more kissing couples broke apart to stare. “But you won’t talk to me! P-perhaps it would be best if we just … just p-paid and you went and met up with Hermione G-Granger, like you obviously want to!”
>“Go on, leave!” she said, now crying into the napkin. “I don’t know why you asked me out in the first place if you’re going to make arrangements to meet other girls right after me. … How many are you meeting after Hermione?”
She definitely has got problems

Bit of low self esteem and probably an old boyfriend who cheated on her, no big deal. Some teenage drama isn't the same as being crazy, not by a long shot.

This post is too based, the police have been dispatched to your location

I blame Hermione, she knows Harry has 70 points of social IQ at best. She shouldn't have asked him to shit short when she knows he's got the first date of his life going on.

cause she didn't look like Ron

Harry was meant to be with Hermoine, but JK is a fucking bitch.

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The reality is that this situation will just lead to an awkward affair.
Like it does in real life when these high school boy-girl relationships go on for too long.

Yeah, that was always weird. Harry needed to get with a weirdo or someone who was completely smarter than him, to offset his "courage" Luna and Hermoine were the only two girls that made any sense to win the Harrybowl.

A natural talent that never practiced.

>Like it does in real life when these high school boy-girl relationships go on for too long.
Those are the only type of relationships that don't end up in divorce.

Why would he?
They barely knew each other.
The thing with the chink always felt forced as hell.

You misunderstand, I am not talking about the 1 on 1 dynamic of a high school sweet heart.
If you grew up in a small community you would know that ends up in a "just your turn" situation very fast with everyone involved.
Everyone dating everyone and having on and off affairs. If you never leave your high school circle why would you expect the high school shit to end?

easily solved by having harry ron and hermione all marry eachother

As soon as Harry tells her that he has to meet Hermione later, she starts bringing up her poor dead ex-boyfriend and telling her that some Chad had asked her out before he did. Then she storms out crying.

I wonder how she dealt with Cedric's female friends.

You have to understand that Harry Potter was not written for men and male pleasure. Luna is the choice for the average male reader of fantasy, a socially awkward guy that wants a weird GF that can relate to him on an emotional level. This reader self-inserts as Harry, despite the fact that Harry is a boorish jock in nerd's clothing. However, Harry Potter is fundamentally about how low-class Hermione wants to move up the social ladder through her wits and rub shoulders with the aristocracy through her personal merit and show up everyone. Unsurprisingly, Hermione is Rowling's self-insert. Harry is Rowling's fantasy, and represents an opportunity for low-class Hermione to get in with a jock and wealthy man. It's no surprise that Rowling regretted pairing up Hermione with Ron. Luna is the type of girl that people like Rowling scorned and ignored in school, and pairing her up with Harry would be like a personal attack on Rowling.