Svengoolie Thread!

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?

You can watch Svengoolie on the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. Also check the spoiler below.

>When does Svengoolie come on?
8:00 PM Eastern Time: Exactly 20 minutes after this post. If you are seeing Stooge Kino on MeTv, you're early!

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: Cry of the Werewolf (1944) -A young woman raised by gypsies hides a deadly secret which she will do anything to protect.

IMDB RATING: 5.4/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 14% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)


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Tonight's Movie: Cry of the Werewolf
Year: 1944
Director: Henry Levin
Writers: Griffin Jay (story, Screenplay)

Cast:
Nina Foch ... Princess Celeste LaTour
Stephen Crane ... Robert 'Bob' Morris
Osa Massen ... Elsa Chauvet
Blanche Yurka ... Bianca
Barton MacLane ... Police Lt. Barry Lane
Ivan Triesault ... Jan Spavero
John Abbott ... Peter Althius
Fred Graff ... Pinkie
John Tyrrell ... Mac
Robert B. Williams ... Homer (as Robert Williams)


Description: Investigating his father's murder Bob Morris (Stephen Crane) and his Transylvanian girlfriend Elsa (Osa Massen) come to suspect the mysterious Celeste Latour (Foch), who calls herself a Gypsy princess. And, sure enough, when Elsa gets to close to the truth, Celeste casts a spell on her that turns the girl into a cat.

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The virgins and 12 year olds don’t watch tv on this board sorry based svengooly man

Was Svengoolie before or after MST3K?

Definitely. There is at least one 12 year old zoomer per thread that gets angry that boomers enjoy svengoolie, and us boomers laugh at them and just enjoy the show. It's funny, really.

I love Svengoolie threads! Thank you for posting this, user. Pure kino every time!

Isn't MeTV targeted towards baby boomers?

No problem, I love doing it. You can count on me every Saturday on the dot. If the time comes on Saturday and the thread isn't here, assume the worst.

What if janny starts acting up again?

is this any good or should I watch some recorded Nature?

based Svengoolie ano n

friendly reminder that svengoolie is an unfunny tryhard

Not good,but the conversation is fun.
Here is a pic from Berwyn.

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hmmm

normally I'd switch over to keeping up appearances, but it's telethon season

I like to turn on Netflix/Amazon.
This channel gets my view,but I dont have to watch a shitty movie.

horse reel hat tore

Lipstick crack headware rip

before

oh i was close

liberty biberty

Much before

Even though its a werewolf movie he looks like a vampire.

basically the same thing in old folklore

love sven
love metv sunday nights more now thanks to flintstones & honeymooners back to back

That cat is so old now,probably a CEO of some evil corporation.

Did you all see that razor comercial?
I need that.

YIKES!

same

Did anybody else think that the entire world was black and white when you where a kid?
I truly thought that color was an invention.

rip james lipton

an american in paris is a good movie....

we gotta save new hampshire dairy farms sven-heads

Svengoolie used to host after school cartoons. (not in character,just as Richard Koz)
lol
I was kino.

I'm on it!

That's some neato finger print techniques

>but then I started seeing things....
>*cuts to shot of him painting a dog with like 5 eyes*

i wish i owned svengoolie meets the justice league

Never new that even existed.

>random trumpet solo

nice

Guys,I made a booze run,other than the trumpet solo,what did I miss?

daughter of wolf bitch hypnotized blondie to be a feminazi

NEATO!
pls gib constant updates even though I am watching.

Dog licked syrup off of a dude,cops shot at the floor.

that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be...

Tim Tebo special needs

What do we watch now?

4D Man next week, I remember that one

star trek is on next, or start Death at a Funeral half way through....or watch an episode of Nature about florida

>he couldn't sit on the chair because he was too fat

lol that fat dude couldn't fit in that chair.
I'll watch star trek with you:)

I'll watch star trek with you.

Be careful Spock!

inspector gadget is on qubo

Typical human.

that's a freaky concept.....something is going to destroy earth, some aliens come to see if there is anything worth saving, and they're like "naaah, let's just go"

>tfw will probably never be able to see Sven in person again

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So these people live on the asteroid?
:(

the indians are on a planet, the asteroid is on a collision course with it

oh.
Why is the Enterprise hauling ass? to stop stop the asteroid?
Sort,I was outside messing with my cat.

>Why is the Enterprise hauling ass? to stop stop the asteroid?

that was the plan

"We've got about a half an hour before we have to leave to get there at the last second to save a planet loaded with people."

"It will take 2 months to get here."

"In the time I have taken to explain this, the asteroid has moved from here to here [moves rock about 1/5 the distance]"

"Almost the size of Earth's moon" [it is the shape of an asteroid not a round sphere]

>McCoy arguing with Spock about what to do to stop the asteroid, even though he didn't wanna do anything to stop it at all earlier

I don’t know, who cares? Are you retarded?

He's a doctor not a rime traveler!

>I was kino
Oh hey Rich

hello