ITT: Biggest simps in movies

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Dude, stop simping. It's not cool. You don't get laid like that.

>There's certain posts you can smell. Usually it's plain cheetos with salt and maybe a hint of old sock.
>This is one of those posts.
(you)

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>It's not cool
Yes it is. I'm the coolest guy you've ever talked to.

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WTF does simp/simping mean?

You're simply the best. Better than all the rest

Based af
Cringe

Beta orbiters, people who settle for single mothers, known whores, etcetera. Also used as a more general excuse for incels to not approach any women lest they be seen as simps.

idiot

this, but the opposite

Still a step up from being an incel

His entire plotline is self loathing for being a simp, trying to outrun the mess he made, and being sucked into it to the point of dying for a dead girl, which is the ultimate simp.

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I think you've done it now. Hope the thread gets pruned before your post causes a shitstorm.

Ahh thanks, that explains a lot.

It quite literally is not.

Being a bitter, angry, lonely incel is better because at least you aren't pathetically emasculating yourself for the chance to taste a crumb of pussy

Almost as bad as an adult who watches chinese cartoons. Almost.

>Being a bitter, angry, lonely incel is better
This is an unironic post on Yas Forums in 2020 kek, you can't hate this board.

Keep telling yourself that

Actually, I am recalling it from being a young teenager. I bet that I am more successful than you in all things that you can do or be in life, friendo.

Suckas
Idolising
Mediocre
Pussy

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Acrynon

>taste a crumb of pussy
You wildly overestimate a simps chances of getting pussy

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Reddit

>dying
Bruh he literally drives away at the end lmao

but according to this definition, most men in history are simps

>the Teen Spirit of Smiths songs

Honestly I know what you were going for with this pic but it’s based

White people are so cringe

>friendo
kek, you wish

Drive was a shitty movie in every conceivable way and the only faggots that like it are prissy hipsters, whether millennial or zoomer regardless.

Now you're getting it. The only way to not be a simp is to be a basement dwelling incel, who will at least be able to make fun of simps from the comfort of his own (read mothers) home.
And if you're not into doritos I have bad news for you my beta friend.

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No way. He got played by the thot but won in the end when he found a traditional girl.

He sounds like he posts here

>Beta orbiters, people who settle for single mothers
good, removes weaklings from the gene pool while they raise better children

Who do you think made the shrek thread

chad leave

i think he's talking about Spike

If all of you stop posting right now you’ll retire at the top of your game cause that was buh based

I fucking hate this movie and i fucking hate the s*iths and morrisssoy like you wouldn't believe

Sneed

call me plissken

Morrissey is /ourguy/ fuck off

thanks for speaking my mind

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>dying
He just woke up from a bad dream

Plissken

t. never been in love
it makes you do wild things, you'll understand one day.

LMAO imagine watching drive and coming out like this