Character orders a straight whiskey

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>character is knocked out
>other character gives him alcohol to wake him up

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exact opposite for me, started needing chasers after becoming an alcoholic
my classic was 1lt of cheap vodka and some mints and water, around five shots of vodka then a couple drinks of water and licked the mint for around ten seconds
absolutely hides the flavour of vodka

>You'd have to be the biggest alcoholic piece of shit to be able to drink shit straight from the bottle or big mouthfuls from a glass with no reaction
or just be an adult who drinks regularly and it isn't overly sensitive to the taste of alcohol like a child

I do the same exact thing. Water is the best vodka extinguisher. And I only started using chasers once I became a complete drunk.

>character orders a shot
>doesnt pinch his nose while chugging it

No I mean I used to sip it without a chaser before becoming a drunk. Now I down half a plastic cup of Jack at a time and chase it with grapefruit juice or whatever is on hand

Best shot to order is well gin. Half the time the bartender is so curious/disgusted that you'll get it free. Bonus, it's delicious.

>Never understood chasers
Do you not also eat an entire cake/cookie with no milk?

>licked the mint for around ten seconds
what the fuck kind of mint do you lick?

I chase everything with Diet Coke, sue me you uppity niggers

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>drinking regularly
>adult
Alcoholics are not adults and having a chemical dependency is not a personality or a substitute for maturity.

If I'm drinking liquor it's not bottom shelf shit. And I'm not pounding it down. I don't see the reason for a chaser when you can just order it mixed as a cocktail. Why do you need to pound a shot down and burn your throat and then take a swig of something else when you can get a drink that tastes good and actually enjoy it? Just order a fucking cuba libre or and other liquor x coke drink.

fisherman's friend

that makes absolutely no sense

ESL here. What does chaser mean?

lolwhat gintonic is like one of the most popular drinks, but nice try larper. Have fun feeling like you ingested a christmas tree

>order it mixed
>Implying I would go outside and drink in a bar around other human beings

based

I am a functioning alcoholic and drink every day. I have a decent job and interact with people all day. Then when I get home I drink. Not a big deal

>If I'm drinking liquor it's not bottom shelf shit.

You're just a paypig simp who is a victim of liquor company advertising. There's no meaningful difference between bottom shelf swill and a $100 bottle of Gay Goose. Only dipshit hipsters like you think top shelf liquor is better than the cheap stuff that based chads like me drink.

I do, how is that weird?

Most well adjusted adults drink regularly. The only adults who don't drink are alcoholics who had to quit, religious weirdos and manchildren who only drink soda.

Something people drink after hard liquor, like juice or Coke or whatever.

>ESL here. What does chaser mean?

After you drink liquor you finish (chase) by masturbating using an unusual lube. I like cheap vodka/Asian girl period blood but that's just me.

>needing to be in a bar to put liquor into a glass of coke
Seriously I'm an alcoholic who drinks every single day and even I think chasers are retarded. Most of my drinks are 50/50 liquor and soda water

A less strong (usually non-alcholic) drink you drink after taking a shot of strong liqueur.
It's essentially a mixer but you don't actually mix them.

Its something you drink to after drinking alcohol to get the taste out of your mouth. It chases the alcohol down your throat.

I love reddit so goddam much

You're not a hardcore alcoholic like me and that other guy. When you drink literally 2 liters of vodka a day you have to chase or you'll vom.

It makes perfect sense

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Nice projection. I don't spend more than $20 per bottle. "bottom shelf" comes in plastic jugs and tastes vile. Meanwhile Even Williams which is like $16 a bottle actually tastes good straight.

Drinking a poison willingly is the most childish thing you can do. Exercise self control, you dope.

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Blessed post

I'm lazy as fuck and just want the liquor in my stomach as soon as possible. I down it like it's fucking water and chase it with strong juice because that's the quickest and easiest way to become intoxicated. I also don't drink soda and I'm not about to mix whiskey with fruit juice

Bet you do. Why not go back?

I'm lazy too user. I just pour half a glass full of soda water and then top it with vodka. Goes down like water too

underage females who are trying to get drunk but can't handle a little alcohol burn need something with sugar to rinse the icky taste out of their mouth after a shot.

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I don't drink, but am I correct to believe that a chaser is just to help cover up the awful taste of whiskey? Even beer tastes like cat piss, why do people do this to themselves?

Well you can mix vodka with just about anything, not so with whiskey. Again I don't drink soda, and whiskey is the only liquor I like. Not because of taste, but how it makes me feel. Maybe it's in my head but I get a different kind of drunk with other shit, and nothing makes me feel as cozy as middle shelf whiskey does

I'd like to know that, too.

Means you come from a long line of family that were all religious or cucks if you dislike the taste of alcohol

>character does drinks or drugs

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Thanks for the reply. Seems like the problem wasn't the word. The concept of ruining the aftertaste of good alkohol with juice was unknown to me.
Do Americans really?

Mixed drinks are better

i watched my dad drink a handle of whiskey every night for 15 years and never once saw him "chase" it with anything other than more whiskey. and you're telling me you can't drink a little vodka without needing a chaser? i think you might just be a sissy boy.

Mixed drinks are so much better than pure alcohol. Only alcoholics disagree

Oh shut the fuck up, you stupid faggot. Mixed drinks are a thing literally everywhere in the world.

>character refuses to drink straight whiskey
>character drinks gay whiskey instead
Sick of this trope.

Being able to drink in moderation is the definition of self control.

>character goes to bar
>doesn't order a blueberry acai Truly

pretty unrealistic

How the fuck do you handle 2 Lts of vodka a day? That must fuck you up even if you are an alcoholic and I can’t even imagine how you handle hangovers everyday.

is it that bad? always wondered

Yes, Americans really.

Your dad's taste buds were obviously damaged by smoking cigarettes or cocks or (most likely) both. That helped him not hurl. I don't smoke and still have a functioning gag reflex because I don't suck cock like your dad.

>hangovers

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Clearly, with more vodka.

>Mixed drinks are so much better than pure alcohol. Only alcoholics disagree

t. Woman

In all seriousness though the problem with mixed drinks is all the sugar.

you sound like someone who roleplays as an alcoholic

Vodka is the easiest to drink straight. Shit like absolut tastes like fucking water

Have done anal with a previous gf before. If she has a high fiber diet and uses a "cleanser" there is no smell. We used a strawberry scented lube so it just smelled like strawberry.

Sure mixed drinks, cocktails, etc are good.
But a high quality spirit is best on its own.

not that guy, but eastern-eurofag here, literally no onr, not even my grandpa mixes his drinks

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You keep telling yourself that.

You realize that you can mix drinks yourself, right?

I don't get hungover from clear liquor. I could drink 10 liters of vodka or tequila or rum a day and be fine.

I also drink all through the day and night. I put my vodka in a Sprite bottle at work. Nobody has ever figured it out. They just think I love me some Sprite.

fuck off. that stuff is vile, i need to plug my nose too before taking a sip

Based and correctpilled. HAIR O' THE DAWG WHAT BIT YE.

uh... why did you have to specify a chick?

t. Based Russian

Or, you just not be such a giant pussy. Good lord bro, I knew chicks in high school that were like 17 years old that didn't flinch drinking right from the bottle.

>used to do shots all the time to get drunk quick
>quickly got bored of the clubbing scene with normies and havent gone out or drank in years now

Only black and spic chicks and white strippers drink 80 proof plus straight. The poster you are criticizing is 100% right.

What the hell is a chaser?

You semi-Asiatic subhumans can hold your liquor, I'll give you that.

People who drink whisky with a chaser need to be slipped bleach instead.

>80 plus proof straight
So the bare minimum?

Drink 10l tonight and video record it bro. Shut the fuck up.