AHAHAHAHAHAHA
How will Pixar ever recover
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
How will Pixar ever recover
That’s what they get for putting a tranny in a kids movie, although I’m shocked at how badly it’s been doing at the theater I work at. Until you had pointed it out I didn’t realize that a retarded Sonic movie had a way better opening weekend than a Pixar movie, that’s insane.
It looks like a mess of random ideas
Sonic marketing team were literally geniuses.
Pixar’s been dead since the disney acquisition. It’s just disney in another name, and this failure is just like disney
Deservedly so
Skinny guy literally looks like the nerd from ratatouille but big ears. What is with animation and this jesse eisenberg jewfro shit
tom holland is a box office poison. don't they see how many films of his has been cursed?
Give examples
I looked so fucking boring that's why.
Why in gods name would you set this movie in a fairy tail universe and decide the story should be about two brothers driving to get their dad fixed.
You could have easily made them humans and said they were driven cross country to see their dad in California and nothing would have changed about.
It doesn’t look good
He’s not poison if he’s in a larger vehicle that already has the momentum to earn billions
I've barely heard anything about this movie and I have no idea what it's about. Shit marketing.
>Implying that’s not Disney’s plan all along once Pixar became what they used to be
Like Captain Marvel and Superman. Smaller idea and stories becoming popular, hit them with litigation/buy them out and turn their more popular IP into shit.
Is this the movie with the lesbian orc?
confusing premise. Is a movie about what?
Are you really surprised at the overrepresentation of Jews in Hollywood?
Yeah
This is your dyke for tonight
Yes
It's literally just one throw away line about how her girlfriend has an annoying kid. That's literally it and it's more than likely going to edited out for foreign distributors.
Why is Disney even putting LBTQ stuff in their movies if they wont even commit?
Why is this surprising to anyone?
>Animation style looks like generic dreamworks tier trash
>Setting looks like low-tier dreamworks tier trash that won't interest even small children
>Characters look like low-tier dreamworks tier trash
>Pixar ruined it's rep with parents ages ago
Disney gutted the company of talent and this is the result.
What parents will take their children to see this?
I mean the closest cinematic comparision seems to be fucking bright and that should be enough to turn you away
What is his fault exactly?
Spider-Man deals off with Sony
chaos walking
uncharted
doolittle
The 4 quadrant plot graph must be adhered to.
I don't understand. I always believed I was too ugly to be an actor, but shit like this is acceptable now? I missed out on a career.
Bright did way way more with it's setting than this movie seems to do.
>How will Pixar ever recover
They will add more propaganda. Just one character is clearly not enough.
This is a one-scene character that makes literally zero reference to her sexuality in any way. Gettina angry about this is the most archetypal Yas Forums horseshit and you're genuine retards for going along with it
so they have something to blame it on if it fails
Stop viewing the world in relation to your looks. It's your autism that ruined your life.
>Pixar
>Chris Pratt voice acting
>only 40M
What went wrong?
they do more with it but it fucking sucks and doesn't make any sense it would be better if they didn't
>try to appeal the disease
>disease cries regardless because is not the main focus
dude, there aren't even any real movie stars (the kind that make people watch any movie they star in) anymore, why would anyone care for voice acting?
Nobody’s angry, reality is nobody cares.
It’s not a Yas Forums stance, it’s just that nobody outside of Twitter cares about bullshit.
Can I see this graph?
This doesn't take into account foreign countries, so that probably also has it's own plot graph designed by the CCP
Who actually likes Chris Pratt anymore? He's been irrelevant since GOTG2. People are exhausted by him now. He's no longer cute.
First stage of subversion. It must be stealthy. They will power up once they poisoned enough minds. If they go full sjw from the start, it will be rejected and noticed. First, small doses.
It’s a gimmick, a way to sell a roadtrip movie.
Normal roadtrip but a fairytale guy.
At least the Sonic movie wringed some substance from Sonic being on Earth
Holy fuck they captured her likeness so well. Is this new deepfake tech?
would you have watched it if it was about drow gigastacies instead?
yes
>drow gigastacies
wha
You know what, probably yes. BUT not in cinema, nobody would. Which makes the point moot
I kinda like him. I drive by his Lake Stevens, WA high school relatively often and pass his dad's boys and girls club too
Animation style is ugly. Bros are unappealing. Story seems boring and mundane.
Well, it's a worse movie
Who cares. I want Artemis Fowl to flop to the point it backfire disney hard for ruining it.
Holy fuck
I didn't expect this
I don't normally say dilate
but
dilate
wrong
The Rock is absolutely a "movie star" in that sense, for one.
Case in point: Remember this random shitbox Die Hard ripoff? 300 mil just for having Dwayne in it.
Only because of China
I see the coronavirus as comeuppance for forcing all their pandering on Hollywood
She uses the horn to fuck her friend in the ass, right?
Says the Disney lawyer shil
Why did they call it "Onward"
That already makes it sound boring