The premise felt unrealistic, no one could take this

I’ve always been able to suspend my beliefs, but this is just too confusing for me. How can someone go 40 days and 40 nights without sex? Might as well go without eating or drinking for the same amount of time!

Why do you make everything about you? We are discussing kino here, not your disabilities.

he also wasn't allowed to jerk off and he was basically a chad nymphomaniac you fucking retards. so yes, it would be very hard

hello

like making a movie about some obese fatlord being denied food, who cares

>take vow of celibacy
>carries on dating

Sorry but how retarded is this guy, I haven't seen the film

There was another chad who did the same thing over 2,000 years ago. His name was Jesus Christ.

Amen.

i tried that but thought it said 40 yrs so now iam the 40yr old virgin lolololo

>so yes, it would be very hard
That's what the OP said user.

I’m married and I haven’t had sex in 2 months

F

Spoiler alert he gets raped by a woman on the 40th night

I’m a bachelor and I’ve been having sex with some guy’s wife for two months

and he has to apologize to the love interest for getting raped.

>man (male)
>raped
loony

PRAYING AND AMEN

This, except I'm 28. All it took for me to achieve this was being unattractive, in HS my friends were all busy hitting on girls and getting hit on etc. but I knew girls weren't remotely interested in me so always felt uncomfortable when it was clear I was surrounded by guys trying to get with girls and girls getting with other guys because I knew no-one would want me so I just ended up checking out of it all and lost contact with all of my friends and don't go out at all now except for work, which I'm not sure why I do because I have no reason to even exist. I really should just kill myself.

This. there's not a chance your average Yas Forums poster has the willpower for 40 days of nofap

You have no idea the struggles we sexually attractive men go though on a daily basis. I challenge you to walk a mile in my shoes, to go 40 days and 40 nights being attractive.

Not your blog, incel. Instead of writing a paragraph on your impotence try having sex.

literally work out and eat right bro. But don't do it for the girls, do it for you. Imagine how good it will feel to have women ogling your body and rejecting thots.

rip

Same

Nice fantasy you have there. Too bad face and bone structure will always be the most important, oh and dick size once you get them in bed

>just lift and b urself bro
Fuck off.

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Not that user, but I am 7 years Yas Forums now, lift and eat better than anyone around me.

Never even kissed a girl.

You have obviously never been in shape

Bro we fucking despise you for your positive attitude and healthy advice!

why is it, when given actual advice, incels attack those trying to help them?

Just like the millions of other people around the world with girlfriends / wives

Normal people date all of the time. Basically every weekend they go out on dates. Are you suggesting that you don't do this? You must be a weirdo

I already do all of that.

I have been in shape, the shape of an oval which was your mom’s vagina bro

My mom's vagina is more like a slit bro, feels great too.

Ah 40 year old virgin, a great movie! It taught me that in order to be accepted by a used up women and raise her kids I must first fundamentally change everything about me and sell everything I own

then you shouldn't have any problems unless you have some major personality defect.

Sex isnt real

male privilege done right

wow riveting insight user, I thought I was actually great at social interactions

Schizoid here. I do not care about sex. :D

Have you ever been on Yas Forums? tfw no gf central

There are literal roided up kissless virgins out there

What counts as a major personality defect and how do you have a interesting personality or improve it?

Why are you spending so much time feeling sorry for something you can't fix then?

I'm 30 this year and never had sex, never smoke, never take drugs and never drink alcohol. I also have no friends and no hobbies or interests. I just work and post here.

I am just stating my situation, I accepted it as my existence long ago.

I am exactly just like you but without the working part.

Go work for charities. That’s a nice reason to live.

You should also stop posting here.

Posting here is the equivalent of taking drugs.

>It taught me that in order to be accepted by a used up women and raise her kids I must first fundamentally change everything about me and sell everything I own

Is that movie the end boss of simp propaganda?

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Same, I barely used my holiday last year at work and my boss kept reminding me to take it before it expires at the end of the year but I said I have no plans so I dont need to use the holiday

yes

Well then I'd have literally nothing in my life except work

agreed, that's what your mom's for

Anyone else planning on going to Nevada to lose their virginity in a couple of years? If nothing happens for me I’m doing it by 25.

imagine calling yourself a "man" and being able to go 40 days without procreating
Even if you stopped making advances on women, real men would have bitches all over them. It's literally programmed in your DNA to go out and make babies
Any other conclusion is just incel cope

You can get escorts anywhere guy

Cast him

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I’m too retarded and would probably get arrested or a STD. Or even worse get rejected like that one guy in the screencap.

well I'm not a man then

have well above average testosterone though

Same. I get 28 days off a year in my government job and was basically forced to take them off by my manager and all I did was just sit around doing nothing. I'd rather have just gone to work.

Why Nevada.

he must've had the best life of any human being ever