Jakob maybe bigger, stronger, and faster than Dom, but there's one thing he doesn't have that Dom does...

how the fuck do you guys know the plot and story to this already?

I do enjoy your ironic like of this film, so carry on.

There's a trailer and it's the best trailer in trailer history.

Will the famillia make it this time?

is there a member of la familia that drives a souped up tesla or something

>"My brother Pablo"
>they didn't even like each other
>pretends they were brothers because he died
Vin's a piece of shit

Nah, guy on the left is a legit 7' giant, and every scene their height difference is this. Even if Cena is wearing platform shoes he's still over 6'

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what's his powerlevel?

Whatever Dom's is + 1k

With Han coming from an alternate universe to help la famila I can't see Jakob winning

Are you forgetting that Jakob has Cipher pulling the strings? She almost topped the familia, Hobbs, Shaw, and Shaw #2 by herself in Fate. Now she has Jakob, and the familia is without 3 of the most formidable potential foils.

The whole Tokyo crew are coming back to pop sick drifts all over Jakob and Cipher, you've been warned Jakobite

>souped up
>tesla
Not how it works familia

what if they put in like a supercoil in there or something. Its not like these movies make any fucking sense anyway. Arent they going to space at some point?

>Arent they going to space at some point?
Only after they break all the condemned souls out of Hell when Vin becomes one of the horsemen of the apocalypse

What if Jakob brings Corona? If Jakob is bigger, stronger, and faster than Dom and has Coronas, won't the familia switch sides?

I can't really tell if this la familia shit is a meme or if it's some weird shit the fag and furry writers came up with.

Is the new actor from some MMA/Wrestling background? Is la familia his calling card?

Jakob drinks Budweiser.

If you can't keep up with the lore of the Fast Saga you should get out of /familiageneral/

But wait isn't Jakob also a familia?

not til next movie

Corona is thicker than blood

Jakob is a bud lite lime man

He's family not familia

this thread is blowing my mind

not every hermano is the true familia

Will dom, in the edge of defeat, call upon the famila and have one final conversation with ghost Brian to lead the familia to victory over Jakob?

I really don’t think they can stop ascended azul jakob without phantom Brian

Brian is still alive in the Fastverse

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“I went down a path by myself dom...to learn this technique, I think you’re ready....”

Ascended asul Jakob vs gris fumar dom with the fanilia spirit wave

>legit 7'
kek

>under 6’
Eww gross

When did you guys realise 2 fast 2 furious was actually pure kino?

Right after the ejecto seato line

You Familia bros are delusional, Jakob is coming and when he’s done, there will be nothing left

When they said all 4 of bro, brah, breh, and cuz in the last 30 seconds of the movie.

t. Cipher
fuck off withered whore

How come we never heard about Jakob Torreto before? Is he really THAT dangerous?

Fuck Jakob
Fuck Cipher
Fuck automatics
And fuck you

Family

/Familiageneral/ i have come from two months into the future, i have a warnin

DONT TRUST HAN! HE ISNT HAN! ITS A LIE! HES WORKING WITH CIPHER AND JAKOB

what if jakob has a robot family made out of nos tanks and corona ? rip DOM

Haha, don't listen to this post. Han would never turn his back on la familia. Just like Dom.

He still loses because Dom didn't need to artificially build his familia

Nothing like a morning cuppa and an active familia thread.

Salud

Dom didn't talk about him before because he was Toretto Sr.'s favorite, that's why he went to become a street racer/thug with his sister, Toretto Sr left Dom's mom when Jakob was born. Jakob had everything handed to him while Dom had to work for his meals. Dom's resentful but he doesn't want anyone to know.

His family turned his back on him, and that's the reason why he does everything for his familia.

Salud!

Dom?

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This isn't right, Dom and Jakbob's father died in a stock car accident and Dom had to look after his sister while Jakob the ASSHOLE didn't help at all

Faster than Dom
Stronger than Dom
Smarter than Dom
Meaner than Dom
More connections than Dom
It's over

Keep saying this shit jakobite, we'll see who's laughing when Dom beats him

Jakob is whiter than Dom

Being White >>>>> La Familia

La Familia can cross racial boundaries idiot, like with Brian

Keep drinking your piss in a bottle and living life one quarter mile at a time, because he’s coming

Yeah coming in his boyfriends ass lmao, fuck out of here this is /familiageneral/

what if Jakob was sent from the future by Cipher who wiped his memory and he’s actually Brian and Mia’s son

Yes. Google as many fan pics as you want.

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Don't be ridiculous. The Fast Saga is grounded in reality.

Now that's a baddass pose
mm'mmm wouldn't wanna mess with him.

Makes sense seeing as Han is somehow alive again

I love fast posting bros

>So be it. You shall be the Familia of the Ring

How did Hackson get away with it? Was it a different time?

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Me take the picture.