He wants to make movies

>He wants to make movies

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>can't pronounce arbiter
>albiter

He would never be able to make a studio movie without two extra "and" credits in the writing department.

>typing it as prague instead of plague
Life imitating art

hasn’t he already, several times, and called them games

this is genius

i mean, Prague is not the best city ever, but to say it exterminated all females is a bit harsh

Hideo Kojima writes like a 14 year old and should stick to designing video games and hand the outlines over to professionals.

Metal Gear Solid 4 was an okay movie

How did he make it so far in life when his ideas are literally the same retarded ones my twelve-year-old self used to fantasize about before bed?

>makes MGS4
>makes Peace Walker
>decides Lords of Shadow should be a Castlevania game and replace Castlevania
>makes MGSV
>makes Death Stranding
>people still think he isn't a hack

gaming is full of man children and his ideas resonate with them

All nip games are. No nuance and overly simplistic, over-acting, etc

la creatividad....

modern japan was a mistake
mishima was right

>"Other thing reminds me of my thing, I am genius, sankyu berry much" *attached is a picture of his lunch* -Hideo Kojima, twitter, every day

FF7 Remake is a clear example of that.

Nips really do struggle with L and R since they're more or less the same muddled sound in their own language. B and V too.
I had a friend working in a hospital who got valium and barium mixed up a few times because Japanese people say them both more or less the same way

thoughts on dark souls?

lmao why are slants so dumb bros

Then clearly asians are retarded.

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here, i present you the color blue

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That guy writes embarassing dialogue

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>onry femare got extinct by prague
oh no that gook is retarded

He doesn't actually do his English tweets personally, he has an assistant who translates them for him.

kino taste

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Luck. MGS had great gameplay.

You have embarrassing taste. Fragile was cute and her catchphrase was cute

>luck but also he made good games
Hmmmm

He can't code, right ? So what the fuck he is even doing ?

He makes the retarded design decisions.

And we have massive worshippers of this idiot. Take Yongyea for example.

Bump

Hideo Kojima loves America for around 2 decades now but has yet learned to speak English. The fuck?

Perhaps if you had written them down you’d be famous

almost missed the kojimbo thread

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He does know that films have to make sense, right?

I hope he does, just so everybody laughs at him.
He's got his insect head so far up his thorax.

>prague

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Sounds fatal

He's gonna made Made in Abyss live action movie quadrilogy

You're the embarrassing faggot, numale.

Bump

What the FUCK is Pragues problem?

Death Stranding is what should convince you that he isn’t a hack.

Bait

what's kino in japanese?

I was about to call this hack the Refn of video games and then I realized he literally put Refn in his latest game. What a fucking twat.

>I WANT TO MAKE CHARACTERS NAMED "UP DOWNMAN" IT'S IRONIC

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Done in one. He got rid of Snake's VA who had an actual Oscar for screenwriting out of sheer jealousy.

>I AM JAPPO AND HAVE THE BIG PENIS WHEN SEE AMERICAN WEAPONRY AND MILITARY THINGS ALSO YOU HAVE SUCH GIANT SIZE COCA COLAS HOW IS IT POSSIBLE
This is every jap game dev who comes to America on Twitter

dark souls isn't a story driven game
you have to go out of your way to really find anything out about it

I want him to do this because his ego and his anus are going to get blown out so hard

No wonder the VA hates him.

I get the strong impression no Japanese game devs have ever been slapped for saying stupid shit in their lives

He's a fucking hack. He's one of those people who think a unique concept can carry a story, but don't know how people act in real life.

BUT user HE'S SO REDPILLED ON SOCIETY AND THE EVILS OF LEFTISM CORRUPTING THOUGHT

>A THING… TO GO BEYOND OTHER THING!
He's Ed Wood

Sounds like porn.

I would watch a movie about the superpower Prague Killing most of the females on Earth as part of a scam to sell sexbots. Could be a cool thriller.

>wants to make movie
>all his games plagiarized Hollywood tropes
>Konami, tired of this dude delusions of grandeur, fires him
>Hackeo finally exposed as the fraud he is thanks to Death Stranding
>seething like a mad cuck, knows his career in the videogame industry is over
>"SIKE, ima gonna make movies now!"
Good luck Cuckjima, you'll need it