Wake up

>wake up
>you are now Nacho

What do?

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Fuck my two gfs. Have a nice meal with my dad later and then bully Saul

fuck my two gfs
do some of that 98% pure coco all day long

repeat

Introduce autistic gf to LEGO brand building blocks

Throw out that cracked out asian hooker, fucking took a pair of scissors to my remote controller.

Pour some cheese over my head cause I'm a nacho! LMAO

is that ben shapiro

Cover myself in chilli and melted cheese

Better call Saul and ask him what the definition of insanity is

Change my surname to cheese

based

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Is this the villian from farcry 3?

start over in malaysia with my two sweet gfs, obviously

Use my loco skills to broke into Saul and Kim's house. Sniff panties, cum all over her heels

go back to Mexico

Why does he have an autistic gf?

Ask Brie to be my gf.

Try to find Jason before he is stabbed in the heart by my psycho topless sister

based

yeah

Drive straight to the dea and start ratting, pray for witness protection

shes a meth/coke head

>not business

Fuck sake

epic and upvoted!

feel demaaculated by the mere presence of Lalo

have sex

*dematriculated

one is autistic tho

Non joke answer?

Try and figure out a way to kill Gus. Maybe just go to Pollo Loco and kill him then get out of dodge.

I don't see the problem

Who the fuck is Gus, retart?

Gus to en conocerte :D

Yo Gus to Tom bien

Cook Turkey Dinosaurs with my autistic asian gf

Dip out

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Hello Hank

cry tears of joy at finally not being a fat fuck

call rocco siffredi and ask him if there's any work

The better question is why dont you have one?

Get a mohawk
Go to a tropical island
Profit

It was worth it.

It's Nacho business

fuck you

contemplate the definition of insanity

Say the n-word

Coagulate immediately.

eat myself

realize it's nacho life

Eat nachos

>implying you wouldn't fight for orphans
Shame

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Throat fuck my asian crackhead gf

never gonna make it

Kill my dad so scumbags stop using him against me.

>not momma
Pleb

>not boyfriend
fag

400 IQ move

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>not concern
Cunt

Watch Breaking Bad season 1
Become concerned.

Move to California
Fuck my 2 gfs
Walk into stores and steal shit under $900
Walk out like a boss with my free shit

seriously though Lalo just mogs everyone in every scene, how does he do it

one of the perks of being the only real Mexican in the show

Mexicans are the real Chads.