Anyone else watch contagion recently and feel less anxious about the corona virus?

>>muh Yas Forums

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>user THIS IS A QUARANTINE AREA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>its fine corona isnt dangerous, what are you a faggot?
lmao i bet

>deathrate skyrockets to 10%
>CDC declares disease is impossible to contain
>"IT'S HYSTERIA"

this unironically

Why are you leftypol trannies so obsessed?

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Based dad dabbing on his paranoidcuck son

Why do jews keep posting this leftypol faggot?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ps1kzi3f10c

Take a good look at the faces of Yas Forums, my friends. These are the people calling you a tranny when their run out of arguments. These are the people who think it's jews' fault that they're adult virgins. These are the people preaching virtues and chastity, knowing girls are repulsed by them.

Take a good look.

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Democrats : do something about the virus, youve had 3 months
Republicans : fake news you want millions to die
Democrats : seriously we dont want a plague stop this shit
TRUMP RUNS TO TWITTER: ITS A HOAX, FAKE NEWS AS DEADLY AS THE FLU
DEMOCRATS : GET OFF TWITTER AND DO YOUR JOB ASSHOLE
TRUMP : FAKE NEWS LOL TROLLED YOU

As it spreads through america. This is what is happening here.

>57 yo coofer
R U me?

i really enjoyed Carriers, any other good pandemic movies?

OH NO NO NO

this reply is seeping with estrogen

Top fucking kek they're literally him

Contagion is fucking trash stop shilling this shit movie

please be in london

I am in Houston texas lol. The city is infected already and its spreading quick. All these boomers havevit and were walking around for a month spreading it. A couple hundred least alreasdy give it a week. We are in pre shut down mode for our plants now. 20% of americas refinery capability is about to go to 0

Oh no! We are in so much danger, the entire population of USA is though dead at this point!

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This. Also the amount of boomers whining on about it is ridiculous, you've had your fucking time anyways.

youtube.com/watch?v=jQdZQjgGT-I

based >90 boomers

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If you're looking for a drama angle from this outbreak, you might want to look into the south korean death cult that gained a lot of attention from the coincidences surrounding the spread of the virus.

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This shit writes like a bad fiction.

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I mean, bioweapons aren't real, nigga.
Just swallow chink spit, lmao.
What are you, racist?
Eat the fucking bat soup.

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They all look like Slavs, what are you attempting to convey?

no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on 4channel: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4channeler: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

I watched contagion recently and feel more anxious

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>forced to live with someone
>In the greatest country U S of A

LOL get a job you fucking retarded zoomer.

Imagine unironically defending Yas Forums

is contagion actually a good movie?

>_oo_
>_oo_er
>_oo_ing
im so fucking sick of it bros

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fikods/b/

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businessinsider.com/coronavirus-death-toll-global-gdp-loss-australian-national-university-study-2020-3

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► Detected: 104,184 ► Died: 3,526

>NEWS
Patient who died left waiting 6 hours by NHS
archive.is/abNI4

Italian party leader infected, ate in China place for solidarity
archive.is/E1J6b

China quarantine hotel collapses, 70 trapped
archive.is/bW0uG

CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
archive.is/Em4Pj

Another Iranian member of parliament dies
archive.is/pO1NL

>RESEARCH
Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
archive.is/8dsa9

Testicular damage
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418

983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
archive.is/E1xxz

China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
archive.is/kdBtS

WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
archive.is/S1vBE

Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
archive.is/yyGJm

Wartime conditions in China
archive.is/YN0Cb

>LATEST CASES
16:00: 9 new cases in Norway.
15:50: 43 new cases in Japan.
15:00: 21 new cases in Sweden.
14:37: 42 new cases and 1 new death in the United Kingdom. The death was previously reported in the media but has now been confirmed.
14:35: 70 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain.
14:30: 1 new death in Japan. The patient was a passenger on the Diamond Princess cruise ship.
14:00: 3 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE
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>the 28 year old Coomplainer
>oh God I'm so foocking sick of _oo_ing
>I-I have to, I have to COOMPLAIN oh God I'm COOMPLAINING AAAAAH STOP USING FOOCKING MEMES I DON'T FOOCKING LIKE

shitskin

Same here, friend. I wish people would stop forcing autistic memes, but we saw how long Wojack went on. It's just dadaism art-form that people are using to try and cope with reality when they can just improve it by being smarter.

Man if coronavirus is making you anxious, just wait until you hear about literally any climate science from the past 35 years

>mom is a nurse

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Does she have big tits? I noticed that a huge amount of nurses are either faggots or women with giant tits.

>improve it by being smarter.
>he says while coomplaining about wojak edits instead of filtering them

DADDY NO I DON'T WANNA BE SIIIIIIICK

I'm immunocompromised and I'm not worried. If you're under 65 and relatively healthy, don't worry. you'll be aiight bro. Worst case scenario, it kills me and my fellow HIV-fags.

>Implying I'm "coomplaining" about it, friend. :)

happy actual white people dont do autistic shit online
Do you think wasp chad is saying racist angry stuff on Yas Forums, or ugly mutt slav barely white Ivan?

Coof coof

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I mean at least with noodles you could say they're building up food in case they need to isolate for 14 days or whatever. The toiletpaperbros are just nuts.

It's mostly affecting left wing states dude, who cares lol

How dare you

uhhh, I don't know. But my ex gf is a nurse and she does have giant tits.

>Yas Forums incels complain about conformist NPCs
>Yas Forums incels all look like the same unfuckable autist
Pottery. Also there's another phenotype missing - the confused and angry mutt. 90% of Yas Forums are either white socially rejected white virgins (pictured) or self-hating brown halfbreeds.

It's pretty amazing, we were all making fun of China, now we're realising they probably had the only strong response we're going to see in the West. I guess Italy has locked down a few places, but it's not going to happen anywhere else.

Lmao

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