>patient is a 26 year old incel who never leaves the house, hasn't worked since he left college, and is unable to converse with the opposite sex
>differential diagnosis, people
Patient is a 26 year old incel who never leaves the house, hasn't worked since he left college...
Jaxon Anderson
Jackson Myers
Christian Scott
Vitamin k deficiency from only eating tendies
Ayden Williams
>a 26 year old incel?
>afraid to talk to women?
>why doesn't he just... be himself?
Gabriel Ramirez
Clearly this is a case of lack of commage. Failing to coom results in a semen buildup in the balls that starts to spill over into other parts of the body, causing memeshit.
Jaxson Powell
>I could help with that
William Reyes
Maybe it's Lupus?
Xavier Myers
>A clot in his penis caused by excessive masturbating moved through the bloodstream and caused liver failure. Explains all his symptoms
Levi Price
If we look at females with these symptoms there is a high rate of toxoplasmosis. There's also a prevalence of narcissism and delusional thinking, which again could be linked back to the cat shit parasites.
Oliver Perry
There's nothing that can be done for him. Non-voluntary assisted suicide is the only option, the faster the better.
James Edwards
>I won't let you do this. We haven't found the underlying cause
>It COULD be neurological
Eli Lewis
Cancer?
Joseph Perry
You are a black man
Elijah Lee
who the fuck are you and who did you know all that about me
Adrian Rogers
Based 26 incel collective
We should make a gang
Gavin Rodriguez
>i too am in this episode
i miss dumb gif shit like this.
Nicholas Bell
ITS NEVER LUPUS!!!!
Jonathan Hernandez
But if he never leaves the house how did he get here?
Leo Campbell
>goto his house and search for clues
>no key so hafto break in
Tyler Martinez
>House, for the last time the patient is not sick
>it's not his home environment, that seems to make him more brilliant
>we have to work on the assumption that the outside world is making him sick
>counter, differential diagnosis on society.
Luke Powell
I am also in this episode
Jacob Nelson
Wait can this happen? The edge of my head looks kinda bruised but I dunno if that's from jerking it at least once a day since I was 11
Jaxson Harris
Listen up Limpy Longstockings, you don't need this crack team of go getters to figure out that the patient in question is just your regular run of the mill loser. You wanna know how you treat this sad sack? You either buy him a hooker or toss him in a volcano. Preferably the latter since then he'll actually bring some good to the world out of his sad miserable life by appeasing an angry mountain god. The choice is yours, Gimplestiltskin. Ok? Ok.
Ethan Garcia
20 ass squeezes should fix it
Alexander Cox
I know there's no actual bone in a boner, but I swear to god I broke one in there once when I slipped out of a girl riding me and she slammed down HARD on it, crushed it. Shit turned all kinds of fucked up colors and I thought it was gonna fall off
Thomas Allen
H-How do you know me?
Sebastian Wilson
Could be autoimmune
Ryan Thomas
and you didn't go to the hospital.
nice.
you can lost your dick like that, you didn't do it any favours.
penile fracture exists, it isn't a bone but you split the erectile tissue open inside, and it was probably replaced with scar tissue. keep an eye out for changes, curvature, desensitisation or loss of size in that area.
always go to the.doctor, and for your balls, go directly to emergency if you have serious pain or change in colour/size
Christian Anderson
I was a dumb fuck teenager user, this was a decade ago. My father's a doctor to boot, which would have meant going to him and humiliating myself, and a 17 year old sure as shit puts ego before safety or any form of rationality
Nicholas Bennett
you could have shown it to passers by
Jose King
pft of course I did that, what do you think I am, some sort of casual faggot
Colton Hernandez
I m a g i n e being that actor
Anthony Martinez
>Correct even down to the age.
I thought I would be away from Yas Forums succeeding by now
Asher Nelson
Was there any changes to your dick?
Angel Morris
>He's lying to us. I need you to break into his room and look for anything
>HE'S ALWAYS IN HIS ROOM
Daniel Long
Imagine if that scene took multiple takes.
Gavin Adams
It curves at about a 45-50 degree angle to the left from the base. I'm not entirely sure how much of that is a consequence of that specific event, but nonetheless I could probably draw a right 45 45 triangle with it. Doesn't bother me too much honestly.
Ryan Jones
tendies have k2, which the niggers form the vegan agenda never list and pretend that only k1 is a thing
should have gone with scurvy
Wyatt Barnes
LUPUS
Nathaniel Phillips
>differential diagnosis, people
hodgkin's lymphoma, time to break in his home and find out
Ryan Hughes
try 31
Colton Hernandez
It's never lupus except for the one episode where it was and the running gag was retired.
Daniel Wood
oncologist looking at head CT OMEGA
Isaiah Gonzalez
literally me right down to the age but replace college with 3 years mandatory army service.
Juan Thomas
Lmao
Brayden Foster
Kek
Kayden Cooper
kek
Samuel Thomas
>brain cancer doesnt exist
Asher Scott
Jace Murphy
Severe autism, low blood sugar, possible localized hemmoraging around a hernia caused by the insertion of a Bad Dragon®: Godzilla King of Monsters™ edition into the rectal cavity.
Blake White
>patient is 33 year old actress
>white, originally from london
>minor brain damage
>no lesions on skin, minor tattoos
>no husband, no sexual relationships for over a year
>nothing on the /hr/ scan
Hudson Powell
>user, why do you have so many pictures of me?
James Bailey
>I'm gay
Luke Green
Brody Sanchez
Do you actually find this entertaining?
Matthew Hughes
Any medical anons here willing to answer a question?
Leo Rodriguez
beats sneed
Ryan James
Sebastian Rodriguez
It's cancer
Luis Hill
god damn it not again
Parker Ross
Literally half of the board but it's ok user, mommy was right, you're special.