ITT: We invent Jordan Peele movies

Home Country - A Black man attends a party and passes out. He awakens to find himself on a modern day plantation where wypipo have been kidnapping black people, fitting them with electro-collars and forcing them to pick cotton at a slavery theme park.

Hope - After Trump wins his 4th term in office Obama comes out of retirement to lead an army to establish the city of Atlanta and its surrounding lands as an independent country for african-americans.

The Turner Diaries - A bold and subversive adaptation of this racist staple featuring an all black cast, often performing in white-face.

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he directs me directing my dick into the directors wife

a black kid in school is the only one to get the questions right
the school is using him to learn instead of the other way around
he builds a space ship and yakub is his dad with glasses

a black guy with a white wife is tired of racist looks and comments about his relationship so he makes a cartoon about big black cocks and becomes a celebrity

a angry racist white guy tries to steal a basketball and it turns out it's you, the viewer unless you're black then you're a victim and win

>black man is good at something
>incels are seething for years

kek

literally rent free in your head whiteboi

NIGGERS: EPIC
WHITES: PSYCHOPATH

his movies are shitty so what do you think he's good at
you're white

you aren't raising anybody's opinion of you or what you apparently defend

Black men have always been good at blaming whitey for their problems.

Don't give him ideas

>black man is good at making anti-white hate porn

its a movie about gentrification and how whites moving in to your neighborhood is bad

america was discovered and founded by black people, treyvon martin comes back to life to discover this in a time machine built by the nasa shirt kid from the white house
trump tries to break it but obama shoots him and breaks the gun and also rips up the constitution while looking at the camera

Jordan Peele plays a hack film director who's insecure about only being 50% Kang so he compensates by hating white people.
Hijinks ensue when white-guilt compells Hollywood to give his sub-par movies a chance to make themselves look more diverse.

Does Peele call out Hollywood for just using him to virtue signal despite having no talent? Or does he sell out and accept fame and fortune from the white liberal racists he hates so much?

Find out this summer in 'You Already Know The Answer'

>yakub
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)
holy shit

young black scientist starts discovering thaqt entire human history was whitewashed and in reality every important figure ever was sub saharan african, soon he is being chased by assassins from the ancient secret organisation that is behind that plot

black people: based
white people: uhoh

a single dad black guy working two jobs but also a victim of racism because he's really smart and suave and all white guys around him are jealous makes an app that lets him see life as a white guy
movie is called "what white males want"

its a movie about white flight and how whites moving out of your neighbourhood is bad

A Black man abandons the mother of his child (a white woman) and leaves the half black son to be raised entirely by her. The white woman works several jobs to support her half black son and loves him unconditionally.
Only when the son is older, he spends his entire career calling whites racist.

Oh wait -- that's his life. Nevermind.

DIVERSITY
WHITE: NO

you fucking dingus

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a bbc poops
tim heidecker eats it and yells at his wife who loves obama
the american flag was invented by harriet tubman who could do ju jitsu and make marvel quips to riz ahmed who's a revolutionary doctor

I like how he's niggers favourite director

damn

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God damn it feels great not having any nigger blood blood coursing through my veins

Hah. Is this true?

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one day mysteriously whites wake up as blacks and blacks as whites. racis whypippo learn all about sytemic racism and it turns out that now turned white blacks are much more competent and compassionate rulers of society. one day everything goes back to normal, but whites opt for everything staying like it was with blacks ruling the society now, because it's of mutual benefit

fuck you nigger

When you see Yakub posting, it is not a joke to some "people".

It feels so good knowing my nigga Peele is living his best life and the best way you mayos can cope with it is circlejerk with each other on a shitty board after most probably masturbating. BASED.

:(

>caucasoid with literally nothing of his own to be proud of
>clings to the idea that his blood still makes him superior

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emotionally made post
i don't know if it would be more cringe for you to be white or black
assumptions and also being wrong
how would being white not be superior to being black? honest question

You're so dumb you will eat that candyman shit up like there's no tomorrow, sad

soooo he had a white mother who raised him and that cancels racism in white people who are racist? Lack of sex impairs your logical thinking.

i own land nigger. come get a taste

lack of iq impairs your reading comprehension
probably because you're a nigger

seething

A black man/family gets into a horror situation. White neckbeards in the theater audience get PTSD and cry how it's racist against white people.

ive never seen it until right now

actually seething

i accept your forfeit

yeah good ok

u mad

I wonder how butthurt Twitter would be if the races were reversed in his movies.

A movie where a white guy make food that isnt spicy! And then a black queen show up and make white guy food that very spicy and white person say thats too spicy! But the spicy is metaphor racism and now white guy taste the burning of the racism

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NOOOO THE ADVERTISERS

>Jordan Haworth Peele[5] was born in New York City on February 21, 1979, the son of white mother Lucinda Williams and black father Hayward Peele.[6][7] He was raised by his single mother on Manhattan's Upper West Side.
> He was raised by his single mother
Heh.

i'm from Poland. Jestem z Polski, śmieciu pierdolony. Mam białą słowiańską żonę i dwójkę białych dzieci, a ty fapiesz do trapów i blacked.

>black

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David Duke is good at being a racist too.

get out wouldn't make sense and with US it wouldn't change a thing because skin color of the family has literally zero meaning for the story.

An adopted good hard working, good natured assimilated black male is the only black in his upscale town. Everyone loves him and treats him like the token good guy to show how PC and accepting they think they are. Except in reality he's secretly fed up with them, hates their guts for treating him like an object and tries to reach out to his black side only to find they think hes a coon and doesnt fit in. They treat him like trash. Finally snapping, MC thinks of doing a drive by in first the posh area where he lives and then tailgating it to the hood to shoot that place up too. On the way there he gets a random glimpse of trad asian life and decides to want to become like them. He studies the culture, learns the language and customs and by doing so gets accepted by gook society. Finally at 'home' he never goes back.

Bonus: hes seen browsing 4choon at some point.

strawmanning and calling others illogical
kill yourself subhuman

Terminator: Dark Melanin - Race swapped Terminator movie where instead of SKYNET becoming self aware, black people become self aware and stop blaming white people for their problems. SKYNET calculates that this anomaly is the largest threat to the robots, so sends a hit squad of Terminators to eliminate all black people, while infiltration models stoke a race war, dividing humanity's forces to facilitate the rise of SKYNET. The new black John Connor uncovers the infiltration units, and identifies them as members of BLM, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. Once he sees the conspiracy, he teams up with SKYNET to take down the whites, creating a perfect future where blacks own the planet and work with the robots to perfect fried chicken

A genius black man invents a time machine.
Evil whipipo steal his invention and take credit for it. The leader of the KKK, wearing a MAGA hat, plans to use the time machine to go back in time and help Hitler win ww2.
The black genius manages to stop him and uses the time machine to go back in time and prevent slavery from happening so blacks never left africa, and when he returns to the present africa is now the most advanced, prosperous super power in the world where he lives happily ever after.

It's settled science that a black utopia is only possible with vibranium.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE MOVIES ABOUT RACISM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT HURTS MY RACIST FEELINGS NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WON'T SHOWER, (((MOM)))

>slav mutt subhuman
lel
Go watch that trash Witcher. Filled with your nigger pets it is.

I love these threads because I get to witness r*ddit tier seething every day. Feels great man

that Nazi hunter show would be weird though

No way, Africa was right on the cusp of finally inventing technology and civilization when the evil whitoids enslaved them. They'd be traveling the stars by now if it just weren't for damn white people ruining everything for them.

>>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE AN OPINION THAT VARIES FROM BUZZFEED!!! NOOOO EVERYONE WHO ISN'T AS OBSESSED OVER RACE AS I AM MUST BE AN UNWASHED RACIST WAAAAAAAAH WHITE PEOPLE BAD WAAAAAH ORANGE MAN BAD WAAAAAAAAAAH RACISM BAD UNLESS IT'S ANTIWHYPIPO RACISM WHICH AIN'T RACISM BECAUSE REASONS WAAAAAH

>(((MOM)))
Why's the mom jewish? I don't get it.

They talk to you because you're human

Forgot to post your pic

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>white people are nice to you
>instantly think about shooting up the place
Hahaha.

I cant imagine being a redditor who visits Yas Forums and shits themselves at standard Yas Forums shitposting. What's even the point of coming here?

This thread is about racism.

>a angry racist white guy tries to steal a basketball and it turns out it's you, the viewer unless you're black then you're a victim and win
Kino

They want to shitpost like they see in those shitty screencaps without any rules, but then get upset when people talk about "no no words" and are upset it's not exactly like Reddit so they can't actually police anything. And worst of all, Janny's can't really do anything because bans are practically useless, which only makes them even more upset.

>whites wake up as kangz n shiet.
>‘Blacks’ become the new whites.
>the new ‘whites’ keep their low iq and high crime rates.
>since all they did was change skin color.
Does this film imply scientific racism by suggesting that people of other races are genetically inferior?