*stars in a bengalfuel video once*

how do i buy a sex toy inconspicuously

They are also cheaper.

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I haven't used it in years. I'll stick to my hands.

my dick is skinny so I never get a tight feel on any of these
do they have a kid size?

Is that what vaginas are shaped like?

Why does the inside look like legos?

unironically try jap onaholes

>Why do the majority of masturbators have to have a model something on the entrance? It makes it so ugly. I just want a hole to put my penis in, I don't want it to look like some ugly vag. I'm not exactly looking when I hump it anyway.

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grow up and move out of your parent's house

While funny obviously they have small sizes as there would be a huge market of small dick bro that are ugly and or fat.

He’s not a Yas Forums poster he spends upwards of twenty hours a day lurking there and blatantly shilling his garbage

look at this virgin over here

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You don't want a tight feel, trust me.
Ive been using fleshlights for years and was really fucking surprised I felt absolutely nothing when fucking a real girl. Tight toys desensitize your penis.

lana rhoades is shit

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>Ive been using fleshlights for years and was really fucking surprised I felt absolutely nothing when fucking a real girl

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Are they really like legos

>that post
>that pic
>that filename
That's some pretty pleb taste all around

riley is b a s e d

Interesting
Have you tried a child?

are you by any chance a victim of circumcision?

>Lana Rhodes

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>says Rhoades is shit
>posts a Reid picture
This has to be bait

Ever wondered what it would feel like to FUCK a Worms World Party level? WELL I GOT JUST THE THING FOR YA!

seething

eternal reminder she is literally a rapist

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>be me
>go to sex toy store
>casually walk in wearing trench coat
>nervous AF
>walking through aisles trying to find the "XXL Anaconda big Black Ball vibrating butt plug"
>occasionally drop stuff and knock off shelves looking for it
>hands are shaking
>can't find it
>realize its behind the counter
>walk up to counter
>girl working behind counter is a QT goth girl
>"mm.maam can I please get that one" (points)
>"hey there sweety, which one?"
>"that one, top shelft, 3rd from right?"
>"you mean this one?" (picks up the wrong one by miles)
>"top shelf, 3rd from right"
>"sorry sweetie, whats it called?"
>....
>"the XXL Anaconda...
>"oh I see it" (shit eating grin)
>the lesbian couple standing behind me in line are whispering to each other
>"that'll be $43.24"
>realize I only have $40 in cash an a CC
>fuck I'm gonna have to use a CC
>realize its my mom's credit card
>remember I have a few crusty ones in my jacket's back pocket
>go to pull them out
>successfully pull them out with nothing averse happening
>pay for it
>go home
>run into my room and rip the packaging apart
>tear off my trench coat (I'm naked underneath)
>spit on it
>insert into anus at full force
>it hurts like hell
>turn vibration up to 10x
>fap to MLP vore porn
>cum harder than I have ever in my entire life

>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jfif

>t. glowie

You sure the girl you slept didn't have any kids? Birth makes vagina completely useless for pleasure.

god i wish that were me

Yes. Why call me victim though?

Couldn't even last 10 seconds with my first onahole

You definitely can (if you're not an americut)

That too lol
But I've quit using fleshlights and erection quality when fucking actual girls went up significantly. I still feel nothing, but at least I don't have a limp dick.
Then again this is purely based on my own experience. Maybe none of this is a problem with a dick that isn't mutilated.

in other words, you are a faggot

because you had a body part amputated without your consent

Whatever happened to that porn insider that used to post here? Did she have a mental breakdown after Mercedes Carrera turned out to be a pedo?

Isn’t that just a butthole?

What? I had it at age 18.It was with my consent!

Now why would you go and do this exactly

I had phimosis.

I wish she didn’t have such a horrible voice, otherwise she’d be an amazing source of content

youtube.com/watch?v=0royfEWGf6c

>her picture is a literal meme

ughh... daily reminder that porn stars are just regular women (whores) who trick people into thinking that what THEY are doing is "professional". Excluding human oddities like hotkinkyjo and the rest of the slavic crowd the reality is that they only people in the room doing something hard (pun absolutely intended) are the men.

Maintaining an erection for hours, day in day out, and as the trope goes: "cumming on command"? Keeping your focus both to STOP from cumming and to maintain the erection? engaging in athletic activity that even the skippiest of leg day Yas Forumsfags could not even pretend to engage in, even in the most ridiculous of back-flip-into-lamborghini copypasta stories....

TL;DR women are whores and just terrible.

jej

No it doesn't you fucking turbovirgin.

isn't the universe just a butthole

My father did it, my grandfather too. My doctor also told me this is the right thing, it's more healthy he said. His name is Avraham Christoph.

>tfw you missed out on fucking everywhere like rabbits during your teenage years
fuck this shit

gb2 Yas Forums

besides, me and all your kiddy fucking friends over there have great anal sex so its part of the show buddy!

not that guy
but i had that shit too, not to serious first level, fixed that shit by fucking with no condom, one day I was fucking my girl doggystyle and when I pulled my dick out the skin was down
you didnt had to have a full circumsition, just asked for a small cut in your foreskin
rip your dick

most of these things get charged to a fake place on your card and they also get delivered without any revealing packaging, they know what the stigma is let alone attempting to cut out probably the largest group of users (people who cant afford a place for privacy aka young people)

>My doctor also told me this is the right thing, it's more healthy he said. His name is Avraham
>Avraham

how the fuck is phimosis real nigga just roll up your foreskin

What do you mean? Did she upload videos or something?

Yes