Who says no?
Magic the gathering movie
Camden Scott
Jack Bell
I bet the flame chick would be our main protag, and she'd be a flaming SJW too, right?
However, a movie about Urza and bros, with some phyrexians thrown in, would be kino.
James Johnson
I do
there is a 0% chance any media based on mtg lore could possibly be good
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Robert Edwards
the brother's war would be amazing but i'd rather have elish norn peel my dick like a banana than have a magic movie, knowing what this modern industry would do to it
Chase Garcia
What does some mentally ill person’s blog have to do with MTG’s story?
Joshua Green
No chance of that. Hasbro went all in on the new planeswalkers when it comes to merchandising. If they ever made a movie it would be based on the new lore.
Bentley Carter
I hope he makes it in!
Dylan Sanchez
I hope they tie in the card games mechanics to the plot
Angel Ward
The Brother's War is a bit too grand, just the story of Urza and the Weatherlight could be condensed into a short series though
Robert Allen
I read some snippets of the blogpost. It's a dude talking about how the story is woke and shit but complaining that it's not woke enough. The typical.
Basically MTG media is pozzed.
Nathan Anderson
That faggot looks mega broken
Luke Martin
Holy shit
Jackson Ward
Thalia as the MC but Brie Larson is playing her. you in or out, Yas Forums?
Henry Long
BIG
GREEN
Robert White
Carson Howard
its amulet titan but you also have this and 2 valakuts for an additional 'oops! i win!'
Benjamin Howard
If Fairuza Balk as Gisa kills her at some point.
Wyatt Carter
I don’t understand why Yas Forums has such a problem with Brie Larson.
>but she says feminist things!
Wow, news flash women are stupid. Who cares?
Juan Hernandez
The best artist in Magic history, Terese Nielsen, was excommunicated from Magic for liking pro-Trump tweets by the now tranny and faggot filled fanbase. They conveniently ignore the fact Terese is a dyke herself. They also had a shitfit when Chandra and Liliana were not confirmed dykes for each other and the art now has to include fat trannies and shit. MtG has gone to shit, that's why I do MtG finance and rip off all the pink hairs I can. Fuck Hasbro and WOTC, fucking chinks with printers make higher quality product than they do now too.
Nathan Peterson
she's boring as fuck and not hot enough to make up for it
Brody Thomas
FUCKING HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
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Blake Roberts
>open brand new box of cards that cost me $300 for the box and they keep releasing a new "special" box every month and secret lair trash
>cards look like pringles and all the art sucks
Fuck WotC seriously. I'll play legacy and kitchen table but the new shit can suck my balls and I'm proxying anything over a dollar.
Joseph Diaz
>that's why I do MtG finance and rip off all the pink hairs I can
hello, BASED department?
Daniel Williams
Magic is currently in the GET WOKE phase. You don't want a movie.
Gabriel Cruz
Are they finally done with Nicol Bolas?
Oliver Barnes
mtg fans actually like this shit
Austin Taylor
>Magic is currently in the GET WOKE phase
What did they do?
Hunter Martinez
Brayden Turner
nope. but it has jessica chastain as gisela, bryce fdallas howard as bruna and christina hendricks as sigarda with henry cavill as sorin and elizabeth debicki as avacyn.
Hudson Bailey
They based the current design for Teferi off Idris Elba you can tell just so he can be in a movie or show.
Parker Perry
alienated and ostracized cisgenders, heterosexuals and white people.
Josiah Campbell
bald ethiopian> dreadlocked congomonkey
Jaxon Price
>jessica chastain as gisela, bryce fdallas howard as bruna
Imagine when they become Brisela that would be so disgusting haha
Christian Martinez
Lesbians in the lore, trannies playing on the pro tour, art that replaces all the hot chicks with fat pigs to be more inclusive etc. It's been a mess for awhile. I sold off pretty much everything that wasn't Reserved List or ABU last year, everything is getting reprinted and it's more about catering to trannies on twitter that don't even buy product than it is about quality.
Juan Cook
>They also had a shitfit when Chandra and Liliana were not confirmed dykes for each other
And when WotC apologized, they translated it into several languages, but did not do so for China.
Brody Phillips
>buying paper magic in the current year
Anthony Young
I haven't played MTG since revised, but how else is a person to get that fresh booster pack smell?
Henry Wright
>whitewashing teferi
based
Nathaniel Rivera
The cards smell like trannies now too.
John Russell
AYO WE WERE ANGELS N SHIT
Bentley Rivera
>Reserved List
The specifically said they will reprint cards from the reserved list in the future.
Levi Ross
I used to buy force of will cards just for the cardfeel.
Logan Lee
They made the game into hearthstone. The paper cards are now basically just overpriced collectibles.
Kevin Cruz
They're already doing a Netflix animated series.
I just want a cool RPG set in the MTG universe(s). Is that so much to ask?
Dominic Fisher
Yeah he got BTFO and sent to prism realm or some shit.
Hudson Wright
>tfw you open your box of the new set and every pack has a card type "Artifact: Dilator" and they all have 40 percent chance of having Deathtouch
Owen Powell
Yeah, but he'll come back in a decade. They didn't actually kill the motherfucker like they should have.
Easton Williams
When? They touch the RL and finance Chads will burn the building down, I guarantee it.
Nathan Cruz
shandalar
Jason Mitchell
ACH, HANS, RUN! IT'S THE LLURGOYFF!
Grayson Clark
Magic has been woke since at the very least 2012 and they've only gotten more successful with time. Magic is at an all time high right now. "Get woke, go broke" is utter bullshit, unfortunately.
Cooper Harris
Lol who's the main villain now?
Wyatt Martin
These guys are really good kill a couple wimps and bam you got a flying 8/8+ vampire
Isaiah Kelly
it's just random stories for now
James Hernandez
Magic has been woke since the fucking beginning. One of their first expansions was "WE WUZ"
Christian Howard
Straight white males.
Nicholas Wilson
There's no main villain yet. They're rightfully scaling back on the Gatewatch shit for the time being and focusing on different planes with different stories.
With that said, they're building for the Phyrexians to become a big threat in a year or two once again.
Jaxon Johnson
I love MTG and the fact it makes Yas Forumsniggers seethe and succeeds despite being "woke" is one of the many reasons why.
Jayden Turner
>Oracle of Mul Daya 3.0
yieks
Daniel Lewis
>Linking Park at the backgorund
Lfmao
Hudson Mitchell
Also:
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You know I'm right.
Matthew Reed
Dilate. You will never be a woman.
Jayden White
MTG will never be yours again. It's mine. Us SJWchads prevail again.
Evan Wilson
Three years before it's dead or online only.
Blake Flores
COPE
You've been saying this for over half a decade by now lmfao
Ian Watson
They're gonna lose 40 percent of their current playerbase within the next five years so that's a safe bet.
Hudson Butler
The tranny or the game?
Gabriel Carter
Cope
Jaxson White
kek
Liam Thomas
Unironically the main villian of the last set was the white god Heliod, who also gets BTFO
Cooper Gray
ITT: Certified kino
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Luis Cox
>newfaggot tranny that doesn't remember when MtG died
Time is a flat circle, just like the base of your dilator. It's coming back around again, the writing is on the wall like tranny brains. You will lose and the real MtG fans will rise from the ashes like a Chad phoenix.
Nathaniel Turner
>supporting wotc and hasbro in the year of our lord 2020
Elijah James
The Phyrexians will save Magic.
Daniel Gonzalez
Because the bigot didn't have a diverse family.
Joseph Ward
>like a Chad phoenix.
I wish Pheonix could be viable again. Goddamn, it was such a fun deck
Carson Jenkins
C O P E
Jackson Murphy
10/fucking10