Instead of gasoline, australian gangs are fighting to secure toilet paper

>twitter.com/adellabeaini/status/1236090659922046976
Wow I dont feel so bad being Canadian anymore. These people are way more cucked.

Bogan business as usual for the country that tells Heinz/Hannah "bonebreaker" Mouncey he's a legit woman. I hope that this year's corona is just a test run, and next year we get a version that wipes every adult with an IQ under 100 clear off the map.

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Darn, this'll stop me for sure

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Never underestimate the retardedness of strayans. Country of convicts indeed.

>all those persons of color
So beautiful

Australians dont have bidets? That's disgusting..

most australian toilets are in a seperate room to the sink/shower

i didn't realize australians were all so obese what the fuck. we're not even that fat where I live in america.

>just wipe away, and there will be an end to the horror

>get a canister of petrol
>abos sneak into your compound and sniff it all away
youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4

>not shitting in the shower and using a big toe to squidge it down the drain

Its like you guys dont even want to save money.

holy shit the photos of him towering over the female players and being literally twice their size is hilarious. who in their right mind would allow this? why do the actual female players allow it?

Why are there blacks in Australia

forgot pic

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"Australians", my fucking BALLS

Unfortunately Australia is also a lardass country filled with gluttonous consumers. The idyllic golden tanned masculine larrikin image cultivated in the 20th century no longer exists.

>people are scared of having to self-isolate if an outbreak happens
>instead of hoarding necessities like food and water they're hoarding TP
>TP, something that will run out quickly, takes up too much space and is entirely unnecessary for survival
>could literally just use a rag that they rewash in a survival scenario
this NPC ai is truly laughable.

Or use water instead of smearing shit all over yourself with dry paper

ive used dryer sheets in my hour of need.
if im at my own home I'll just take a shower

No western country gets to escape globohomo, user. You should be aware of this.

I couldn't even finish it. Why are they fighting over it like it's gold?

how the fuck are people so retarded to fall for fear mongering. Are 99% of people brainlets?

You don't want to go to the billabong to wash your ass, the salties will get ya.

they have abos, torres strait islanders (basically abos but ever-so-slightly less ugly), maoris, and a sizable south african population as well and who knows how many of those are black or white.

nigger was actually in the right though.
low IQ wogs are trying to hoard shit when there's no pandemic and even if there was a fucking nuclear apocalypse toilet paper is next to worthless.

Nigger probably thought the trolley was for a restock because why else would there be that many packs all like that?
Also there is already a x4 pack limit so the wogs wouldn't be able to buy it all anyway.

Jews shipped them in

what the fuck is going on and why are people fighting over shit to wipe your ass with?

Yeah I swear woolies is behind it all

just say no
youtu.be/3L-wYAlNStc

it's the same toilet paper vid from the op but direct linked.

So Australia will descend into Mad Max, but with toilet papers?

low iq bots are preparing for corona virus spread even though it literally only killed x2 people in all of Australia.
Instead of hoarding survival necessities like canned foods, dehydrated foods, bottled water, etc they're hoarding paper that is literally designed to deteriorate and hand sanitizer which will be used up within a week.

I'm hoarding TP because everybody else is
Don't give a fuck about prepping for the virus, aint wiping me arse with babynaps so chang can pricegouge his fewllow chinamen out of sme 4ply to eat

It must have to do with quarantine and the amount of shitting that would be done. It's still strange, you'd think they would be fighting over food

>I'm hoarding TP because everybody else is
that's the low iq mentality that is causing the shortage though.
At least some wogs are smart enough to buy it to resell for triple the price.

The fat nigress was right to scrap them over it, this corona virus scare is annoying as fuck and I'm glad I always buy tp in bulk. Those fat sluts should have given her a pack.

Also if you're aussie as well and you're buying that up, fuck you you mediawhore retard.

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This all started because of the mask shortage. someone told the chinks that toilet paper can be used as a makeshift mask, so now they are buying it all up to ship to china since the chinese are scared that their TP has the COVID.

theres ads on cantonese speaking fb saying they will pay lazy housewifes $1 per pack of bog roll.

just fucking nuke china please

>2020
>not having a diet that gives you perfectly firm, but not too hard shits that are easy to pass and leave no mess, making wiping uncessary

No, the chinks started the shortage sending it back home. If you were smart and give a fuck about what you wipe your ass and clean your counters with you bought a months worth in advance before it happened. Nothing bad will come of this though, just sends a message to the producers and prepares people for actual shortage of necessities.

when you think about it, TP is a life necessity, after water and food

>If you were smart and give a fuck about what you wipe your ass and clean your counters with you bought a months worth in advance before it happened
no because it's not out of stock yet.
I get my groceries delivered for free with cashback, making it literally cheaper than going to the store.
I'm getting my TP delivered the same as always, there's no problem.

If TP disappeared I'd wash my ass with water, losing nothing but seconds of my time.

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Yes, some African with a English accent and an obvious ethnic battling it out like subhumans...
>Australians

Kill yourself today.

>noooo!!! wogs and whites were supposed to be friends!!!

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all these people stocking up for a bad flu top kek

They're selling it to China, just like the baby formula

just poop away

it's not even particularly bad for a flu.
One of the guys in quarantine that's in his 50s said it feels less bad than the flu.
If you look at the mortality rates only people over 70 are really in any danger from it.

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Because ozzies didn't wipe them all out when they arrived

My family has already shipped the boomers to a farm until this blows over

>wogs and islanders
as per usual