NO TIME TO DIE

>Rami Malek's character Safin (revealed to be Dr. No towards the end) is dying of a rare genetic virus that mutates the body into a severely deformed mess, after numerous failed attempts to develop a cure, he insisted intends to release the virus to the world. (Part of the reason for the film's delay)
>M (Ralph Fiennes) sends a group of Hitmen to kill Madeleine Swan (who has married Bond and is Safin's sister). M has been sharing MI6 secrets with Safin and his henchmen.
>Madeleine has been aware of Safin's plan to wipe out humanity, hence why M has sent the Hitmen after her.
>Nomi (Lashana Lynch) is tasked by M to kill Bond during an infiltration. She attempts to but he escapes.
>Bond ends up captured by Safin. Safin betrays his own sister Madeleine, and Bond is forced to watch the Virus get released on her. One of Safin's henchmen jumps on Bond's kneecaps and smashes them, rendering him unable to walk.

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who gives a shit

>One of Safin's henchmen jumps on Bond's kneecaps and smashes them, rendering him unable to walk

Then what? Is that the end?

Yeah, Bond loses and is left a cripple.

>M has been sharing MI6 secrets with Safin and his henchmen
so kingsmen

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I thought the film was delayed in order to avoid competition with Star Wars episode 9

>revealed to be Dr. No towards the end

Didn’t they pull this shit last time with Blofeld after constantly denying it? Why the fuck

>M is evil

God dammit

>M is evil

Makes no sense

Where is Blofeld in all this?

I hope this not true, because it is awful, but I would not be surprised if it is.

just so he can come back. Its the plot to dark knight rises

>M is suddenly evil for no reason at all

>don't even have hope for a kino Bond theme to conclude the Craig Bond era since Billie wrote a truly terrible fucking song

It's so bad that Sam Smith's theme seems good

>revealed to be Dr. No towards the end

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>revealed to be Dr. No towards the end
Why Dr. No? I mean that is not really No's character in Dr. No. I only presume the hacks behind Bond today were just like "we used Blofeld how about we use Dr. No this time?"

MY NAME IS KHAN

M is a male character

>It was me, James. I was behind Blofeld all along

some other user who spoiled it months back said Rami is Blofelds son, didn't mention anything about Dr. No.

>who gives a shit

I thought I did not.

I already had low expectations of this film.

The thing is reading this - and presuming it is true - I am actually somewhat angry at the state Bond has entered over the last few films. I now get a sense how people feel over Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who.

>the No, Time To Die people were right from the day the title was revealed

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The only problem was trying to shoehorn the villains from Casino, QoS and Skyfall into all working for Blofeld. That was stupid as fuck.

I just realised something terrible: whilst this is an awful plot it could all be false, yet still be better then what we actually get.

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>Then what? Is that the end?

We see a retired Pierce Brosnan's Bond wake up and state "what a terrible dream."

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Pierce Brosnan should be the new M

> It was me, James. I was behind Dr. No all along.

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>It was me, me. The Architect of all your dreams.

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>he insisted intends to release the virus to the world. (Part of the reason for the film's delay)
>>M (Ralph Fiennes) sends a group of Hitmen to kill Madeleine Swan (who has married Bond and is Safin's sister). M has been sharing MI6 secrets with Safin and his henchmen.
>>Madeleine has been aware of Safin's plan to wipe out humanity, hence why M has sent the Hitmen after her.
>>Nomi (Lashana Lynch) is tasked by M to kill Bond during an infiltration. She attempts to but he escapes.

Okay, beyond the question why would M be a traitor, why is he going along with No? Like what does M get out from killing literally everyone? Even if he did not know No was going to kill everyone, once he finds out surely he would be directing resources to kill No rather than No's sister.

This is his TDKR

>Bond is left to die in the freezing ice outside. He crawls along the ice in pain, with 5 minutes left to go until the release of the Bioweapon. Bond is however rescued by Felix Leiter and a group of CIA agents. As it turns out, Madeleine managed to blow the whistle before being captured and killed.
>There is a shootout between the CIA and Safin's henchmen. Safin releases the virus on all of them, his henchmen included. Felix and a crippled Bond attempt to abort the launch, but M appears and shoots Felix in the neck.

>he insisted intends to release the virus to the world. (Part of the reason for the film's delay)
What?

Coronavirus

Oh right. Amerimutts

It was me, James. I was behind Drax all along.

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> It was me, James. I was behind Goldfinger all along.

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> It was me, James. I was behind Zorin all along.

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> It was me, James. I was behind Trevelyan all along.

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>Mb mbm mb, Mbmm, M mbm, mmmbmm Mbmm mmm mbmm,

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> It was me, James. I was behind not only Jaws and Whitaker, but also Trevelyan.

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>It was me, James. I was behind Tekashi 6ix 9ine all along.

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>Nomi (Lashana Lynch) is tasked by M to kill Bond during an infiltration. She attempts to but he escapes.
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF BOND GOING ROGUE

> It was me, Jam--- Yes I know you have already faced me, but see I am Blofeld with a different face and completely different personality... now where was I, ah yes. It was me, James. I was behind Stromberg all along.

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> It was me, James. All of the others were puppets. You could say I wrote your story all along.

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They were all me agent. You've just been recruited by the IMF.

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remember when she had braces and their instant connection made sense?
i sure miss the old timeline

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Fpbp

I was hoping pierce was going to be 006 in that golden eye remake game they did a decade back.

> That IMF agent was unbeknown to himself a Manchurian Candidate who we were secretly controlling. That is right Bond you have been working for Soviet Russia all along.

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> You will actually find Mr Bond that all along you have been in The Village, and it has never mattered which side controlled you as both sides have become identical:

youtube.com/watch?v=ato5NS9dW0A

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I guess because M is a man he has to be evil

sounds fake & gay

>Dr No's Time to Die, heh.

So how are they beating Safin?

>No Time To Die
>No, Time To Die
Motherfuckers.

It's funny because he's based on Ghislaine Maxwell's father, a mossad spy. In case you don't know who Maxwell is, she was Epstein's right hand woman for almost four decades.

Star Wars came out 3 months ago, genius.

Book tour, autographing copies of All Your Pain.

i cringed at your attempt to show how informed you are about info that no one really gives a shit about anymore. nothing will happen to maxwell. the future is female.

>Mr Henderson from You only live twice was Blofeld all along

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