Poor man
ONE OF US
sadly accurate
why dont women "get" this film?
They nail Harvey on a couple of forced wanks when he’s got decades of doing it with hundreds of women.
Not ONE of the women got hung out for willingly fucking him to get ahead.
BOATS
> During her testimony, Mann was asked by a prosecutor to describe Weinstein's body. She said she didn't believe he had testicles and his penis looked like a vagina. She also said that when she first saw him naked she thought Weinstein was 'physically deformed or intersex' and may have been a burn victim due to 'extreme scarring' on his stomach. > The jury were shown naked photos of Weinstein to corroborate Mann's description of his body. The photos, which were only shown to jurors, were taken by a Manhattan District Attorney's office photographer on June 18, 2018.
This is not the usual good natured Kelly cartoon. Very lazy
So did it match the description or not?
Very based though
I assume it did or the woman could be tried for perjury but his appearance is subjective
>physically deformed or intersex
JUST like my two favourite people, Jahans and Tenda.
you now realize you'll be seeing this image on Yas Forums for years and years
>been-there dads
what does he mean?
holy based
I honestly cannot tell if this is earnest or satirical. I've been looking at this dude's comics for years and I can't tell.
Men with children who have experienced similar situations and events in their lifetime already.
>When she first saw him naked
>first saw
>believe
>thought
Do you tards not understand what she is even trying to say?
Upon first look at him she couldn't tell what was what, it's most likely her first time with an obese old man.
She's not saying that this part of her description is what she genuinely sees it as now, this was her first reaction, the media didn't report on the rest of her description.
thanks
>swellma
Unironic kek
np
hence the pictures
I think this might be Kelly's masterpiece.
Which show what? Who knows?
She might have followed up that quote with "but after I fucked him a few times, I found that he had a 9" cock hidden under his gunt, and a scaly tail above his ass"
And the pictures confirm his tail, but his flaccid cock is still hidden and can't be seen.
The picture thing is so pointless in this case anyway, since both Mann and Weinstien admit to having consensual sex, the media just obsessed over it because it gets peoples attention.
bump
it's on The Onion, you absolute retard
The onion stopped being funny like 6 years ago so its a solid question.
the onion hasn't changed in 30 years
haha yeah, FUCK white people.
for me it's this one
it's still satire even if you don't find it funny, dumbfuck
bottom right seals it
>we overcame.
>there are still people getting fooled by Kelly in 2020
Literally me
Good satire always catches a few.
what always gets me is clarence thomas up there
what is he satirizing? it seems like he's making fun of conservative boomers, but Yas Forums is a politically conservative website so why does he have a lot fans here?
Is there any cartoonist more in touch with today's world?
Kelly is peak "this but unironically"
its satirical brainlet
kek
So how does that relate to the case, apart from painting the defendant as an inhuman monster? Isn't that leading the jury or some shit?
>but unironically
Kelly filtered
If you don't get it then he is probably making fun of you.
>Yas Forums is a politically conservative website
>Yas Forums is a politically conservative website
oof that bait, yikers
Tranny raids aren't from Yas Forums, tranny
>randomly bringing up trannies
bro please relax on the porn
Why is that guy from the milk marketing board so happy?
Yas Forums is naturally libertarian. conservatives seethe left right and centre when they encounter the true nature of Yas Forums outside of their election tourist bubble
Kelly thread?
libertarians are a subset of conservatives
>we overcame
Conservatives think that libertarians are leftists and leftits think that libertarians are conservatives.
>politics is binary
Begone newfag tranny
Fuck Kelly, smug faggot needs to grow a backbone.
We like jokes