April Ludgate ruined an entire generation of women

This nigga just described women lmao what a dumbass

>how so?

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polyamorous whore

not everyone is clued into your hatred for forgettable actress #1346127

>pretty

She was a good person though

roastie: toastie

Christopher Poole ruined multiple generations of men.

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She was a huge bitch that had everything handed to her.

April was an excellent secretary.

The clown guy from It?

Nice try, whore

She just hung up on people. That’s why Ron kept her. She’s a slut and a cunt.

As I said, she was an excellent secretary. She did exactly what Ron wanted her to do.

Hot

She did it by default because she was a cunt. Ron just encouraged it. Nice try tho whore.

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I feel like she would be awesome at ruining orgasms

>roastie: toastie

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Yeah but aubrey is very talented and insanely sexy

Extra crispy, apparently.

Keep saving up for that labiaplasty.

She changed for the better, like every other character in the show.

no she didn’t

>Leaves a polyamorous relationship because she realized it was toxic

>Marries a barely functioning manchild who's also way older than her

>loves living in squalor, sees any attempt to improve her condition as a betrayal of her innermost being

>loves trolling, will casually engage in sexism and racism to further that

April is the closest thing you will ever see on television to an endorsement of a Yas Forums lifestyle.

But of course you hate her because women.

I still find it weird that I saw her masturbating

She has the Boxxy makeup

sounds like a stupid whore to me

>gets internship where actually doing any work is not allowed
>fast tracked into six-figure government job with ZERO qualifications, not even a 2 year community college degree

Women.

>fucks some south american dude she doesn’t know out of petty spite

I hate women so much.

is there an appeal to that?

hours of being edged first, if you pick up what I am putting down

is this guy a meme I think I've seen him before

>stopped being anti-social
>married her soulmate
>found her passion
>had at least two children

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any girl who has ever been in a "polyamorous" relationship is a slut and not wife material, ESPECIALLY if she was only a tertiary partner in it.

>t.

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Literally the same as Boxxy

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that's.... entirely accurate though.
really I would say it's characters like Elliot from Scrubs that ruined women. They taught women to fuck around or stay single for as long as they want, and then their backup plan will always be waiting whenever they want to finally settle down.
GOD I hope so

there are many submissive, low-confidence males with small penises and weird femdom fetishes, yes.

those men are very based

This is boring. I will never buy into these "whole generation ruined!" "nothing good happens anymore!" attitude. People who shill that are miserable godless depressives who just want to bring others down to the level of uninspiredness that they feel.

I think you should worry more about being husband material than whether women are wife material.

>Knows Bjork
>can shapeshift
>infinite tacos whenever you want
>loves the same movies as you do
>can time travel
what's not to like?

I used to work with girls that tried to act like her all the time who loved the show. Too bad when you don’t have comedy writers behind your persona you just seem like a stupid cunt.

i blame billie ellish more now

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I'm not interested in you that way, user, and I already have a girlfriend who isn't a slut.

wow holy shit, she's literally HANDED a do-nothing government job that probably pays 11 an hour.

When did it ever state that she makes six figures as head of animal control? Do you think the two guys who had the job previous were making six figures?

This is a show where literally every character goes on to achieve outrageous, unrealistic success.

But yea I guess April getting a mid-level government job is way more unrealistic than Andy becoming a TV star, or Ron "aggressively bad at his job and proud of it" Swanson being handed a national park.

God I wish she was my wife

She found that out at the MTV awards

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At least you realize that if I had proposed to you, you'd be the woman in the relationship.

Seething roastie

Archtypes and stereotypes exist for a reason, yes there are good women and good men, but good luck trying to find those in a major metropolitan.

God I wish I was born a burger in the midwest.

that was painful

Is the "leaked" video of her masterbating real?

Look I'd fuck her (and I have, just to clarify), but anything not even tangentially related to this fact is, in my book, completely irrelevant. I don't care about her off-stage persona, her character, nor even the roles she has decided to play for the sake of either money or fame. The only thing of importance she has is her snatch, simply put.

yup

Midwest girls are fucked up too. I lived in Wisconsin for a job and all the seemingly innocent women there are fucking nuts after two beers.

Links?

>(and I have, just to clarify)

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no, it was amelie, amelie started the fire

That was the generation before.

>tfw when someone takes your pic and you have black shit in your teeth

Amelie started the fire, but now the fire rises.

It is so obvious that you are a woman

>Amelie
funny way to spell 'Ryan'

now i get why people keep saying reddit spacing

huh?