Church bad

Good literature spoiled me; I expect nuance, class and heart from everything I read or watch.
I dropped Castlevania after watching the first season because it was trying too hard:
>DUDE I RAPED A SHEEP LMAO
>I'm the church!

> muh 95 thesis
let me guess you're a pagan athiest just parroting phrases you heard from ecelebs

no

and that's why you should convert to Orthodox

The Catholic Church is bad.

>yall

oh yeah, list twenty books you've read

Which page of the bible is the gay child molestation on

>itt: seething heretics
the Catholic Church was put on earth by God himself.

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>They literally sent thousands to die over some sand in sand nigger land.
Europe was actively being attacked by Arabs and Turks well before the first Crusade

It was more about the bullshit they were doing like having people pay them to basically "move up the ladder" quicker on the way to heaven and the bullshit that the Church has sole control over the Bible, interpretations and basically the soul of everyone person in Christianity. Keep in mind though that Martin Luther still believed in the Divine Right in monarchy and called out peasants fighting against their harsh rulers, so he wasn't all perfect.

Beyond all the irrelevant Yas Forums I just can't get over how fucking cringeworthy the dialog in the show is. I can literally picture a late twenties Berkeley educated woman giggling as she writes this inane "quippy" dialog.

Martin Luther was pissed off about Tetzel and the whole Indulgences thing, which Catholics still do to this day lmao

>catholic church bad
which is right

>FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK
great yes this is exactly what I wanted in my castlekino

Intro to the Alphabet, books 1 through 20.

>didn't even make it to B

fpbp

Church indeed bad

The show is set in Romania. So it should be the Orthodox Church, not the Catholic Church if you want historical accuracy

Remember when Yas Forums used to be contrarian and hate churchfags? Now we have boomer posts like op everywhere. This board is like boomer usa.

Game Sypha:
>trained as a monk
>Serves the Church loyally
>Sent by the church to stop Dracula
Show Sypha:
>heathen Gypsy
>Says she's an enemy of God
>Says she needs to destroy the Church

Game Trevor:
>Church asks him to stop Dracula after Sypha goes missing
>Devout Christian, prays to Jesus before entering Dracula's domain (pic related)
Show Trevor:
>anti-religious (like the show's writer who's never played the game)

Kikeflix subverting yet another source material

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so much pagan athiest seethe I don't have time to respond to them lol

it's time you realize that the church is oppressed and if you want to be cool and contrarian you should follow Jesus already

absolutely christbased

You posted the exact same thing in the other thread. Mentally ill.

>the church is oppressed
Holy delusions.
>join the church
Nah no thanks, retard fairy tales aren't real and not my thing

>Japanese vidya
>the church is bad
The water is wet

>believing in fairytales designed to subjugate the populace and consolidate power by people who profess to speak for a supreme being

come on now

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that doesn't make the post wrong
*tips*

>in these days

based retard
u need to go back to Yas Forums lmfao

It's an invasive religion dumb peoples who adopt it usually end up being genocided and colonized. Japan is massively BASED for calling it like it is.

this is kikeflix OC

>*tips*
Epic come back friend, you have convinced me to join a church. I love the "totally real from God" bible now!

>Show is run by an SJW Pajeet that made a cartoon about how Apu from the Simpsons is oppressing him and an athishit writer that openly admits to wanted to bring back the tradition of publicly feeding Christians to lions

Wow, who would have guessed this project would have ended up so pozzed?
Add another one to the growing list of stuff that could have been great that Netflix ruined in the name of an agenda.

Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Any Christian that reads this will become possessed by a demon. All worship Satan.

BIBLE FIGHT!!!

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>Refuses to post a clip for people that haven't watched yet

Shitposting.

the only fairy tales are the ones you literally believe in pagan athiest

>*tips*
nice that always gets them to shut up

>You are only le based contrarian if you espouse my Fedoratheist beliefs! Anyone who attacks my Fedoratheist beliefs is le boomer!

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>that openly admits to wanted to bring back the tradition of publicly feeding Christians to lions
Based and Roman-pilled. I'm on board.

>Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Any Christian that reads this will become possessed by a demon. All worship Satan

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>the catholic church in a timeline where vampires and other monsters exists is the exact same as our catholic church
how dumb are you guys?

Isn't it based on the vidya?

>church bad

Yes.

>believing in fairytales designed to subjugate the populace and consolidate power

Sounds like the modern Leftoid soc-jus movement to me.

It was objectively true there as well.

no it raped and subverted the source material

>catholic church bad
Correct opinion.

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NOOO UR WRONG!! CARTOON SHOW CHURCH BAD!

>he only fairy tales are the ones you literally believe in pagan athiest
How does that even make sense? Also, you literally believe in made up fairy tales, you are completely incapable of rational discourse.

I'm not an atheist either. Eat shit retard.

religion is for niggers

Enjoy being a depressed pathetic fuck

Have you started 2 in the sister series yet, user?

Absolutely seething. And no argument either. Embarassing.

It's "based on the vidya" about as much as the Paul W.S. Anderson Resident Evil movies are based on Resident Evil.

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the only kino scene is the demon in the church, it doesn't have a bunch of swears and its even biblically correct in that the church is not the top dog and can't do whatever its wants and still expect to have grace "go away for I never knew ye" but most of the show is just kinda shit, which is a shame since I really like the games.
youtube.com/watch?v=BC1kke-WgLo

Whining about how people aren't "contrarian" unless they side with you isn't an argument either.

It's patently clear you're a seething athishit that needs to go back to /r/atheism.

I worship satan unironically. He is the true liberator, the one who gave us free will. The one who broke us free from the oppressive and selfish "God".

This.

you talking about communism?

Smarter than a worthless athiest

Seethe

pure delusion

at least the left has inclusion. church hates everyone who isn't a straight white male and aren't deferent to their bullshit

Wow so Christian of you! What a great example of a Christian! Jesus would be proud.

The demons seem pretty based desu.

>church hates everyone who isn't a straight white male
as it should be

I'm not an atheist. But I'm not retarded enough to be a christfag either. Any rational mind would know the bible is a work of fiction written only by men. If you disagree with this, you are by default admitting you are an irrational brainlet.

>following the demiurge
ISHYGDDT

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So the church is based?

>church hates everyone who isn't a straight white male
>Calling anyone else "delusional"

I wasn't aware we had legit mentally ill Tumblrites ITT.

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Smelly pajeet.

i dont remember alucard getting raped in the ass in the game sotn

You obviously know nothing about atheists. It's simply a lack of belief end of story. No politics, no agenda.

>church hates everyone who isn't a straight white male
Isn't the pope from Argentina?

>at least the left has inclusion

The Left is literally the least "tolerant" aspect of modern western society.

>no counter argument
Absolutely pathetic.

>atheist
>no politics, no agenda
Nice joke.

poo in loo

>I'm not an atheist. But I'm not retarded enough to be a christfag either.

Oh this ought to be a real hoot.
What religion is "more rational" than Christianity?
Fucking Islam? Or are you one of those pozzed """"pagans""""? Even better.

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The far left. I'd consider myself left and I hate both sjws and the far right Yas Forums faggots that cancer up every board.

>they called me a nazi for espousing my nazi views

lmao why is this always the case with you "the left are the real racists" delusionalfags

>at least the left has inclusion
as long as you vote the way they want you to, otherwise they'll start calling you a "low information" or low IQ voter

The left invented affirmative action, the most racist shit in history.

You are dumb. An atheist by definition is a lack of belief. What the individuals politics is, is on them, not being an atheist. I can be an atheist and not give a shit if people want to be religious. Same goes for everything else. You perception of an atheist is objectively incorrect and irrational (which is why you believe in the bible, incapable of rational discourse).

You're a naive person.

I'm not religous, or pajeet. But your obvious lack of counter arguments and results to meming shows you are definitely a low iq fool.

All mythology is just storytelling meant to serve a purpose, what makes one more rational seeming than another? The Garden of Eden and women coming from a man's rib is just as likely to have happened as Cronus stabbing the sky in the balls

Ok commie

The church IS bad, though. Faith, morals and shit like that? Good. But overall, organized religion hurts more than it helps. Yeah, religion helped form long lasting societies but it has outlived its usefulness.