Netflix Castlevania

peace be upon him

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playing with dicks while also looking like a twink is hard gay

it cancels out the womans presence

No such thing as bisexuality. They're just gay.

>you are immortal, why not try new things???
like eating your own shit?

because that's what you're doing right now by defending netflix's awful decisions dawg

>Alucard reamed in the ass like a little twink
Thanks Netflix! Konami, how fucking retarded are they ?

Man Netflix Castlevania was shit from the start, I couldn't even finish S1. 90% of Netflix is shit anyways regardless of agenda.

Nah m8, I can go from jerking off to a guy stroking his cock and immediately switch over to a girl fingering herself and feel equally attracted to both.
I once had a guy ride my cock while his girlfriend sat on my face, shit was cash. I've also been fucked in the ass while fucking a girl, best feeling in the world dude.

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I think it's just that Alucard is extremely pale and makes their light tan more notable

I don't understand how Americans enjoy watching Netflix. It's always such a low budget trashy piece of crap. They clearly pander to political subgroups, mainly the American Left and it always comes across as forced and disingenuous.

Yet Americans praise this shit like nothing else. Half the crap they shit out isn't even worthy of being called a popcorn flick.

Alucard isn't though. Literally nothing in the source material shows that. Hell, it doesn't even show him have sexual feelings period, and the source narrative never has any reason for that as it's too busy portraying him as a stoic, tragic, and long suffering prettyboy.

Also, the very same dyed hair Tumblr crowd that is applauding this because it's their fetish would autistically screech themselves to death if Netflix made a Metroid adaptation and turned the stoic Samus Aran, who has no sexual inclinations (and no need for them), into some guy's bottom.

Netflix is literally using the likes of you to get free publicity. I grew up with Castlevania, especially SOTN (which I've completed maybe 100 times), this scene doesn't ruin the enjoyment of the game and unless the series goes full on fag porn I'll keep watching because overall it's fairly well done. Let's be frank, in the games Alucard has no personality whatsoever, they kind of had to spice him up and unfortunately for hack writers homosexuality is like a dress today.

Agreed. But it's still annoying seeing Netflix ruin everything it touches.

That sounds pretty gay desu.

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>Vampire fiction, throughout history, is often sexualized sensationlist trash
>Why do Americans...
God I hate zoomers.

>Gay ass character is depicted as bi
you guys are right, the woman shouldn't be there

>free publicity when I don't post anywhere outside of Yas Forums
lel okay
>overall quality is fairly well done
HAHAHAHAHA

DESU its just mostly women who like Netflix because of course they are majority low IQ. Men pander to women because muh pussy.

this and trips

this entire season is world building for season 4

oh, I thought this was a joke when I saw someone mention it

>never once mentioned Castlevania or Vampires
>BUT MUH VAMPIRES
kys tard

Why are cartoons so ugly now?

>I NEVER MENTIONED CASTLEVANIA OR VAMPIRES. I JUST POSTED THIS IN A THREAD ABOUT CASTLEVANIA AND VAMPIRES.
What's it like being this retarded? Do you have to manually breathe and blink?

I always thought Alucard to be the "rational" Vampire; as an asexual immortal with higher than a human intelligence that only wakes up to get important shit done.

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god, I wish that were me.

Anyone got a link to the full scene? I just want to laugh at Netflix faggotry with my buddies haha

Context matters. The verisimilitude of a show becomes irrelevant when you consider that it was never about whether or not vampires are gay, its that they want you to be gay.

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yeah, alucard used to be just like me

sex ruins everything

Produced and created for and by Netflix. This is just another one of Netflix's crappy trash for low IQ tards like yourself.

They could've at least let him blow a load in the girl she was kinda sexy with her hair down

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no they don't want you to be gay, they want your attention

I'm glad I never watched this garbage.

This is the real Castlevania kino
>In der guten alten Zeit lebten die Menschen noch ruhig und in Frieden. Niemand glaubte, daß es in Zukunft zu einer Bedrohung kommen [würde]...
>Auf der Schattenseite des Friedens und des Wachstums[...] gab und gibt es aber auch immer das Böse. Die Menschen beginnen[, das] Wachstum abzulehnen und bezeichnen den Frieden als Degeneration.
>"Wir hab uns hier versammelt[,] um die Mächte der Finsternis mit unserem verfluchten Blut zurufen. Wir wollen[,] daß sie die Welt regieren. Wir erwarten lächelnd den Niedergang der Welt."
>Nach einhundert Jahren [ist] der Böse wieder auferstanden. Er kann sich in eine Fledermaus, einen Wolf, und Nebel verwandeln. Er liebt die Nacht. Er schlürft das Blut von jungen Frauen und lebt ewig.
>Der Burgherr des Teufelsschlosses. Der Herr des Bösen, Graf Dracula ist auferstanden
youtube.com/watch?v=RkEGFo6GhOo!

They want your attention so they can turn you gay. Don’t you see the implication of him being a “gay vampire”? When the gay vampire bites you, you become gay

Ignoring the fact that it NEVER happens in the source content. Why does his sexuality matter in even the first place.
In the lore he is largely seen as "asexual". I can't remember a single instance of him with another person, male or female. Mostly I remember him only waking up every now and again after long instances of slumber to protect the world.

Look at the scene in question, it largely comes out of nowhere. It could be chopped and nothing would change in the show. It's complete and utter bullshit.

Ya feel me?

more shockin is he's fucking mutts

He's a mutt himself (half vampire).

I had a bisexual threesome 2 weeks ago and I can say with confidence that you fags have no idea what you're missing.

based desu

They're japs

Oh it was, but it was also pretty straight. It's a trick of perspective you see. It's hard to see being bi as a mix of gay and straight because the idea of fucking a guy is so alien to straight guys that being with a girl as well doesn't compensate for the faggotry.

In reality being Bi is fucking awesome. I get to check out cute guys and girls all day, it's really freeing.

I know exactly what I'm missing

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Netflix doesn't give a shit about context. It was a cringey edgy show that tries too hard for shock value since S1. Drop the false flag.

what would you do in his boots?

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Absolutely based

The male was a med student, whom I personally observed testing himself for HIV shortly before the threesome. Nice try.

>tfw no dark-skinned, horny-looking thicc gf

Eat that vampire pussy everyday like a good boy should.

>Gets to live in luxury now
>Gets to have sex with this hot vampire every night
Am I supposed to feel bad for Hector

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>A shitty adaptation disregards the source material to inject a sex scene for shock value, as well as to bait people to watch it

It's like this is your first Neflix series.

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Gay dudes don’t fuck chicks. Bi dudes do.

thats what george michael kept telling himself

why was there a sex scene at all in a Castlevania show?

Season 3

Gotta check them boxes. You think they care about staying true to the source material?

I honestly enjoyed it.

just like all pale skin whites Alucard is built for BBC

Freedom is an illusion. When you play a sport there are rules you have to obey but the experience of playing can feel freeing. The only thing you need to decide is which rules to live by that give you lasting joy as opposed to short term pleasure. As far as on the long time scale of human evolution a monogamous relationship between a man and a woman is what has proven the most stable set of rules that produces the most long term joy. Youre free to disagree, of course

Retard im saying you as a viewer need to be mindful of context

it's a cartoon for grown men

When will this Castlevania fanfic end so it can be rebooted by someone who doesn’t write like an angsty 12 year old?

>Literally nothing in the source material shows that
The source material and the Netflix characters have very little in common. They are all vulgar trash people in the cartoon. Only Drac always keeps an air of sophistication, but he's suicidally depressed and orchestrates his whole campaign against humanity as a suicide by Belmont. Only for Al to do it in the end.
Drac is still best character in the series.

when you stop caring about electronic toys

Why was this needed honestly? Castlevania games are not about fucking at all

>he's never coomed staring at the Succubus
lol no life loser, SOTN is inherently sexual

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>the only gay man in the show (in the context of a mmf threesome) is a predator who tricked another man in order to murder him
wow based and redpilled

anyone got a link for the gay sex scene?
no homo tho

So my punishment for caring about electronic toys is a 3edgy4me adaptation of my electronic toys? Thanks, Reed.

The fuck are you talking about? humans have never been monogamous in our pre-agricultural tribal history. It varies by region of course but the idea that a young man would meet a young woman in a tribe and only procreate with one partner for their entire life is absolutely false.

I think you dream of the one waifu you can claim as yours who will never leave you, and you're building a false social-political narrative to justify that idea.

ok boomer

it's on netflix

Alucard is absolutely determined in every SOTN ending but the very best to completely seclude himself and hibernate until the end of time to let his bloodline die out.

Why even respond to the bait? He's giggling behind his computer screen right now