/trek/

TOS edition

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Ah, I see the real thread has arrived.
Is TOS season 1 the strongest season of any Trek show? Almost all of the best episodes in the series are in it.

Hail the bastards

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Season 1, let's see a couple of strong episodes
>Balance Of Terror
>The Galileo Seven
>A Taste of Armageddon
>City on The Edge of Forever
Strongest season claim checks out

Spocks Brain is the best worst episode.

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another cunting thread

Also The Corbomite Maneuver, Space Seed, Errand of Mercy, and to some extent The Cage (inasmuch as it's present in The Menagerie)

checked. Im pretty sure this is the thread for me.

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Let's not forget Arena for the world's greatest fight scene in TV history.

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There are no bad TOS episodes and nu-Trek is for fanooks

Star Trek Cruise Update:

And the colored girls go

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

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Who /trayna/ here?

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Meanwhile....

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Jolan tru, /trek/!

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"Please state the nature of the laundry emergency..."

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Confess, my child.

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You just know.... nothing happened.

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Fascinating. Is this a strange human ritual I'm not familiar.

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SHES STILL SEXY IN PICARD

Here we see Shepard visiting Aria in her club at Omega

I hope you relish it as much as I

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I love PADDs. Too bad one ipad is really all you need. I was looking forward to having my desk littered with big chunky tablets.

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>PICARD

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Doesn't he realize you can change apps and don't need a new pad for every app?

How would Kirk have handled Q? He fought god-like beings every other week.

Harcourt Fenton Mudd did literally nothing wrong

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I want to ram Jansas benis

i'm watching star trek for the first time
it's pretty comfy
no good waifus though
TNG btw. DS9 next, and I think I will stop there.

Q was the fake god in star trek 5 the most underrated trekmovie

Basically what Sisko did, just not put up with Q's shit

Who would win in a fight between the crew on the Starship Enterprise and the Cylons from Battlestar Galactica?

TNG waifus come more from guest stars than main cast. You should also watch TOS. TOS, TNG and DS9 are mandatory, the rest are optional.

Why is it so hard to reclaim a Borg now?

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>How would Kirk have handled Q?
>He fought god-like beings every other week.
He lost against Trelane. He was about to kill Kirk and the only reason he stayed alive was because his parents came and stopped him.

TNG and DS9 are the most reddit Trek series. TOS and ENT are Chadtrek, and TOS has a new yeomanfu in basically every episode.

What are Voyager and Discovery?

@130404871
Fuck off back to your nu-trek thread, spammer

Yeaouww sexy mammah

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Normieshit

smart post

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>space boomer

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Hand to hand? Enteprise as phasors can just blast any Cylon to oblivion. Ship to ship? Phasers and photon torpedoes are too OP for the outdated BG tech. IIRC no shields either, they would get destroyed in seconds, wheres their missiles are useless against shields.

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>the TOS thread is overtaking the other thread
Only Kirk could pull off such a maneuver

Stunning beauty, just stunning.

What's the most underrated TOS episode, and why is it A Piece of the Action?

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DELET THIS

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TRIANGLE TITS

>the state of /trek/

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SHEER FUCKING _____

I love the original movie's and first contact movie , generations movie is ok, so far I'm liking STP and I like some episode's of TNG. I counldnt get into VOY or DS9, they are just to samey for my tastes.
STD was quite bland in s1 but s2 was better . the only trek ive never watched is ENT. Is it any good? I know it gets a lot of hate on here, is it worth the Time.

should i watch star trek?
i've never seen a single episode

>Belay that last thread, helmsman!
He did NOTHING wrong

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Spock's Brain

watch "into darkness" its the bestest trek

Spock you old sly dog you, giving in to your urges, how very human of you

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the graphics are old (unless you get the remasters), the acting is sometimes over the top, but the writing is outstanding, and the vibe is comfy
by all means start watching

Unironically it's not nearly as bad as people say. It's just dumb, but it's still fun. Much better than something like Sub Rosa.

where i should start?

No, watching television or movies is most definitely not worth the time

is Saturn ever mentioned in trek?

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Assuming you're talking about TOS, the poorly-merged CGI of the remasters feels even more distracting/dated than just watching the cheap original effects.

Remember LCARS?
Remember when people used to reskin their smart appliances with LCARS?
I miss when trek tech was something people actually wanted, the fuck is with all these floating holograms? No one wants that, its totally impractical.

i like how casually it's mentioned that a bunch of enlisted crew died when this thing blew out the decks they were on directly due to decker's hotdogging versus how worked up kirk gets after decker feeds himself to the weapon.

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For a moment I thought it might have been mentioned in that ENT episode where they're testing the first Warp 2 ship but it turns out it's Jupiter

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What would happen if Q appeared in Discovery?

They used it to hide from the Narada.

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what about Picard series?

He would judge humanity for their misogyny and homophobia

TOS has a new waifu every episode
>TOS for your dick
>TNG for your heart
>DS9 for your brain

Would he call humanity "problematic" and declare it cancelled?

nah, its gamsters of triskelion
literally nothing happens and kirk just has to fight with his shirt off

The discordal cold war is tearing us apart

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He would Infinity Dab and reverse time on their asses. Cut to the original Enterprise bridge, Spock (Leonard Nimoy) observes "Timeline restored, Captain." to Christopher Pike (Jeffrey Hunter).

Michael would defeat him in the first act.

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I just rewatched The Ultimate Computer and it's likewise amusing how at the end of the episode they just brush off the fact that like 100 people (including a captain) were killed on the Excalibur and Lexington due to Daystrom's failed experiment.
Somehow the unhinged megalomaniac Daystrom gets an institute named after him?

Either way, the writers would turn him into the fucking Great Gazoo where he’s constantly making shitty quips, except for the moments he needs to be super serious and use his omnipotent powers to take the protagonists back to Civil Rights America to teach them about racism because...somehow it’ll relate to the plot.

Why was the Federation President a ridgeless Klingon?

VOY for the soul

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I really haven't seen much discord cabal activity at all in the last few days. Just a handful of tripfag posts.