You've been summoned by the courts
Mr. Jigsaw
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But I’ve done nothing
>tfw not guilty
FUCK DA PO-LICE
My faggot father must've had his panties up in a bunch/
‘Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye/
No, I don't, on second thought, I just fuckin' wished he would die/
discord zoomer makes another jigsaw thread
>YOU get a murder charge, YOU get a murder charge, WE ALL GET A MURDER CHARGE!!!!!
looks like this boomer wants to play a game
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
here in the 3rd world, psychopaths are actually rich people that always bribe his way out of prison
we got the record 1st, 2nd and 3rd biggest modern serial killers over here
>jigsaw walking out of court after non-guilty verdict
>ywn have a self harm session with amanda
>ywn suck the blood out of her legs
>tfw all black jury
I'll be a responsible user and pass the (you) to its rightful owner Also, dubs checked.
If you make a shotgun trap out of a door and a robber breaks in the gets shot, you get fucked. Certainly his traps would fall under that. Also most of his traps will kill the person if they don't intervene, which would be murder. Also he is holding people against their will.
>GO GO GO
I hope F is for fuck because Jill Tuck had some big ol tiddies
Why the fuck is Saw getting shilled so hard
>You're not an incel... Not having sex was your choice
How do you refute this, jigsaw posters?
>head caught in reverse bear trap
heh nothin personal user
rank the movies
if that's true, why did stacy kick me in the balls when I asked if I could fuck her pusy raw?
kek
>jiggyposters vs orcposters
unironically, who would win?
Your honor, may I speak bluntly?
I know how this looks. My client here, he may seem a bit...well, let's just say 'intense'. I mean look at that scowl. Just kidding.
Now, the prosecutor would have you believe that this old man, who was a cancer survivor mind you, was capable of kidnapping dozens of people and hooking them up in elaborate death traps. I mean, c'mon, look at this guy, he can barely speak without his lungs going into a fit.
Oh, and about the detective who got a little bruise on his throat? Yeah, last I checked we live in America, where we have the right to defend ourselves against criminals trespassing on our property. The detectives who invaded my poor client's property did not have a single warrant, charge, or even probable cause. How was my client suppose to know he was a cop and not some hooligan?
Your honor, I'm calling for a mistrial. The prosecutor cannot lay a SINGLE charge against my client, who is so obviously innocent. I mean, good luck even finding a jury that's going to not only believe that a cancer patient hitting his sixties is capable of doing something like this, but also is going to motion to convict such a man.
That's all from me, your Honor.
>capable of kidnapping dozens of people and hooking them up in elaborate death traps
ORDER! I will have order in this court!
>William
>D tier
user pls, hes B at least
Wrong for so many reasons.
>If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Jiggy, I recommend you use a reverse bear trap
Why is this man relentlessly handsome?
>Murder
>Manslaughter
>Bodily harm
>Kidnapping
>Endangerment
>Trespassing
How 'bout none of 'em?
you chose not to ask multiple girls until one says yes
How were you supposed to 'win' the furnace game in the second film?
>The detectives who invaded my poor client's property did not have a single warrant, charge, or even probable cause.
he refused to help them free that man who was about to have his head drilled through
>live look inside courtroom
>Actually your honor, in any case of multiple murderers, their conspirators, or in this case the mastermind, IS held liable for any and all death orchestrated by their accomplices. Here in my hand are multiple eyewitness accounts and files, all showing them in the company of, and under the apprenticeship of, the defendant. While many try to argue that the deaths of these victims were "their choice", there is evidence to show that Ms Walker and Mr Hoffman were indeed guilty of building these inescapable traps that led to the deaths of several people. He tries to argue that his proteges went rogue, that they went against his teachings, but he knew their instabilities from the start. and with this knowledge he sent them, on HIS ORDERS, to kidnap dozens of people and place them AGAINST THEIR WILL in these death traps.
>out on bail fresh outta jail california dreamin soon I as step on the scene I'm hearin roasties seethin
me on the right
>Is that him?
Yea he's been in there for hours.
>Has he said anything yet?
Not really. Something about a game.
>Game?
Yea, asked me if I wanted to play it. Guy is fucking nuts.
>You think he's guilty?
Obviously. Just look at him. Unfortunately, I don't think any of the charges will stick.
>Nothing?
I mean...he didn't really KILL anyone. It was their choice.
>Jesus Christ Johnson get in there and get a fucking confession!
Yes sir
HE NEEDS SOME MILK
was the 2017 Jigsaw movie any good? It has a 33% critic score but a 89% audience score, looks like you boys loved it
On the inside of the furnace, just above the door, was a small, red valve. This could be used to turn the furnace's gas supply on and off. Next to it was a drawing of a red devil pointing at the valve. Additionally, the oven contained two syringes with the antidote for a deadly nerve agent that the prisoners in the house were breathing in. Both of them were attached to chains. While one of the syringes could be easily removed, the chain with the second antidote was connected to the door. If someone pulled the chain, this would activate a mechanism which would close the door. Seconds later, the fire inside the oven would turn on. In this case, the only way to survive was to turn the valve in order to turn off the gas which fueled the flames, that continously came closer to the victim as the burners of the oven turned on one by one.
>Hoffman in S tier
Nah. He's funny for terminator memes but too blank as a character
Now do one for traps
WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
I loved the old Saw cartoons
Saw > II > VI >>> V > III > Jigsaw > IV >>>>> 3D
It was OK as a film but it didn't really add anything substantial to the series except for more plot/timeline confusion
Stealing two succulent Chinese masks
youtu.be
>tfw starting saw company called JIG
we had this exact thread 20 hours ago wtf, same few couple of posts
sage and abandon
twisted pictures needs to apply themselves
makes the timeline even more retarded
maaaan whatever, this guy is guilty as shit. everyone knows that
I sentence you to be kicked in the balls
pleb taste
3D is absolute masterpiece
Based Hoffbro