Any of you guys work in "the industry"?

Any of you guys work in "the industry"?

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i dont work

i sneed

i truck

Yeah I'm the personal fart inhaler for Emma Watson

If she ever needs to fart she just does it directly into my mouth so she doesn't worry about others smelling it

We are all neets and wagies here. Someone in this thread might try to act like they have and even give you some stories they made up but its all fiction

i rape aspiring actresses

do you mean "the business"?

Never been interested

Yes I deliver pizza for Papa John's questions?

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i get a kick out of dudes who say "i drive truck". like when dudes don't pluralize "bear"

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I have a friend that does. 2nd assistant cameraman. She says it ain't all that and she'll probably be 40 before she has a decent role.

I want to stop masturbating for a month and then fire an ultra massive load into her throat that she nearly chokes on

Sometimes I wonder how many other people here are generally above average looking guys with great jobs and a good rapport with other people but who stick around because their social life was derailed for some reason and they're too lazy, cynical, and overworked to bother building a new one or spending time convincing themselves that a woman is the answer.

At least one

;)

Well i’m kind of like that. I am a neet ladyboy who likes to suck cocks, get fucked in the ass, and eat cum and ass. Does that answer your question?

Do you have a long tongue that you'd shove down my throat?

Yes

yeah i work in the industry

the based industry

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I'm actually 6'4" and make a good salary and I'm not an ugly man. I just grew up as a poor NEET that went from poverty to near homelessness throughout my childhood and early 20's. I can't connect to anyone because I got to see how people really treat people on the bottom rung of society.

I honestly just live to maximize my time alone so I don't have to deal with people.

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Based

I'm a script reader. Most of the scripts I read don't end up as anything, but now and then one gets made.

I don't know about them but i can only share a light on my case
>ugly
>crooked teeth
>naturally depressed
>skinny
>unfunny
>alone
>talentless
>currently unemployed
>unfunny
It would take a lot more than woman and/or money to fix me, i don't even fantasize about women anymore.

Glad to hear your life is in a better place user. I had to volunteer for a while to get a charge dropped from my record, and one of those tasks was standing outside a grocery store to collect donations. The people who had the least donated the most. Every time. You could say this about anyone at any level: people who never inhabit a rung of the socioeconomic ladder simply can't fathom what it's like.

I'm here because I got divorced and I don't live by anyone I know. I improved a lot over the year and even became more outgoing, but I just don't feel at all like building some kind of social life at this age. It's easier to shitpost here and occasionally have a decent discussion about female retardation. I mean "television and film".

Yeah, I'm a director of photography and post produce sometimes, working at a documentary for Shitflix right now.

I just posted an entire fucking thread on it but none of you fuckers noticed....

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I work as Ryan Gosling’s personal fluffer. Apparently he refuses to act unless his cock is rock hard.

About what? Niggers?

This thread needs more posts like these.

I did... Everyone was a neurotic faggot.

Now i sell weed

we had hagia sophia to ourselves for 2 entire nights. Some poor fucker production assistant got tasked with changing the lightbulbs in hagia sophia for 2 nights straight.

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>like when dudes don't pluralize "bear"
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what? like the animal? who the fuck doesn't say bears?

God i want to violently rape prime Scarjo

No, it's about stupid drug culture in Latin America, right now I'm at Oaxaca in Mexico, tomorrow we'll be flying to Peru.
Being in the third world really is something, I don't feel safe at any time of the day.

I was Mathilda May's rimjobber back in the day. I got pinkeye 16 times but it's the closest to heaven I ever felt.

i was an extra in a movie with john goodman and my house in new jersey was used in a totino's pizza rolls commercial

AMA

not really, but a relative of mine is good friends with pam anderson. would say more but im not trying to dox her lol

spending2 nights in hagia sophia alone but for a few film crew was fucking amazing. As few of you probably know, there is a prophecy concerning th e cathedral-- when the turks entered the cathedral, the priest disappeared into the wall with the host. Nest time mass is celebrated there, the priest will reemerge from the wall intact....

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Oaxaca cheese is great, get you some

Have you ever shit yourself?

I have other pictures somewhere, but doesn't see m like anyone gives much a fuck about these so probably not worth bothering////

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Do you have a time machine?

i almost fucking did last night from drug withdrawals

I can just Google pictures of the hagia Sofia so I don't care

if you saw the film "argo," you probably raise that we cheated ad used the outside of "the bus mosque" and the interior of "hagia sophia....

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I have a decent job, friends, active lifestyle, hobbies, etc. I'm browsing on the sofa whilst my girlfriend is studying at the kitchen table. I just come here because I was a weird kid who spent too much time on the internet and I've been here since 06

Go hang out in the jungle and drink ayahuasca. Nobody hurt me out there except for the lizard aliens.

Thanks bud, will do after work's done today.

I’m not above average looking (yet) but I’m doing pretty great at a decent paying skilled trade job (construction electrician) and i mostly get along with my coworkers and other trades on the jobsite. Too tired to work out and too lazy to fix my diet so I haven’t taken the self chadprovement pill yet though. I usually waste my weekends and nights on Yas Forums though when I’m not sleeping or in class.

>I can just Google pictures of the hagia Sofia so I don't care
yea dub fucm but ca you "google" oe with be affected i it gettig ready for a see i from of the one Fresco of Christ the turk did not destroy?
You have no sense of romance, history, or tragedy in you. Do you know what happened inside hagia sophia and how many priests and nuns were murdered by turk scum? And that many nuns preferred to die by jumping down the we'll and staying pure rather than be raped by turks?

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sad to see it in such a state of disrepair
bloody pakis

Sorry bro I didn't mean for the probe to hurt you.

Not a big deal if you got a scissor lift, get at ‘er

Not fiction, but I work on big films. Won't dox myself because it's not putting myself on the radar of;

>Universal
>Lucasfilm
>Disney
>Warner Brothers
>Netflix

Come here because generally unbiased and unfiltered reactions to films I've worked on

Did you have a stroke?

I do. Have been for nearly a decade.

What is RDJ's mike chick looking at?

I'm a 5'5 manlet that struggles to make friends and keep the ones that I already have

Lesbians lie about tribbing. They do do it.

I work from home, so Yas Forums beats working

i'm a best boy

I was Dan Schneider’s foot valet for a while. It was my responsibility to ensure that any actresses’ feet he borrowed for personal entertainment were restored to prime condition afterwards. Tough work, but it paid the bills.

You're the BEST boy.

>i almost fucking did last night from drug withdrawals
which ones? it's really rare, or I'd be dead 1000x over. Every fucking month I run out of xanax and methadone and begins going into awful withdrawals. Fucking NYS-- used to be able to get xanax (and any other benzo), oxytocin's and hydro (or any other opiod but for like a deluded lollipop, and you used to be ve able to get them with 2 goddam refills!
Then, suddenly, overnight, the fuckers...eveen getting ativan became like getting fucking deluded. It's insane. Esp given my situation, since the fuckers put me on them when I was 14 for xanax, 16 for 40 mg oxy's, and then suddenly, just in the course of one month, getting them became like trying to get heroin. It's insane.

I'm a pro bono fluffer.

is that what mommy tells you, kiddo?

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I feel more connected to user than I feel connected to other people.

Not many

How much do you make an hour?

>Did you have a stroke?
because it's such a shitty picture you mean? If you fucking knew the cinditions I was under--e.g., that there were 3 roach "minders" around all the time, trying to catch you doing anything you were "not supposed to do..." which was about 4 fucking pages long...you understand that even getting one picture was a fucking miracle.

Shhhhhhhhhh don't spoil our fun

No, not the picture, your fucking grammar

I'm good looking and was stuck in shit part time jobs for a while. Now I live with my gf and have a job that I enjoy and I almost never come here.

It's an unpaid internship, I need the experience

One guy here was en extra that shows up in a single scene in a Gosling movie. That's the only one I know of that is 100% verified and true.

On a good day he probably earns about 1500ml

i thi this oe is a bit fucking better....or maybe not, we'll see...

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well, fuck, guess not. well, in any even, you fuckers got to see more than anyone else save for the 40 or so ppl on the set, so...

I worked on a movie set in the Hagia Sophia. Shit was the most boring and gayest shit ever. I didn't even bother taking pics, would've wasted my battery. That place is for chumps.

I work for purple stream company

see if this oe is ay nearer tha the other from this age

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This, I'm a Chad with a great career but would rather spend my time here than with le normies. I have 3 really close friends and I've learned that's all I need. Doesn't help that I live in a city with no 24-31 year old young business professional scene, and travel 100+ miles daily for my job.

Hi Yas Forums, Hagia Sophia here. There have been many film crews inside me over the years. I guess that's to be expected when you're one of the most beautiful religous sites in the world today!

this is the other with ben fleck in it. Lert's see how this one turns out.....

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This is some top level trolling

Based schizoposter