IT'S OVER FOR DC

IT'S OVER FOR DC

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NONONONONONONONO HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOVE (generic) CAPESHIT

I would have disagreed with you, until I saw this abortion

>Jimmy is a black government agent during segregation, 00-Nigger.

Diversity

>Lois, an empowered woman who refuses to be attached to Luthor despite marrying him, following him around like a puppy, and gushing about how he fucks. Why?

No romance plot

>Wonder Woman is an empowered lesbian who hates men. Due to this, there's absolutely no point in having her in the movie.

Later on, despite being depowered, blocked Superman's punch. She then ascends to the sky like she's some kind of angel from heaven and I swear I couldn't contain my laughter.

>Stalin vaporized for no reason because fuck Communism

The whole point of the story is that Capitalism and Communism are two sides of the same fuckin coin.

>Bizarro is a white guy who looks nothing like Superman, despite being a clone. He looks more like Paul Ryan with a crew cut

He fuckin parrots shit like a Republican, and it looks so fuckin stupid you just wanna die. If I had to say one good thing about this fight, it's that it was cool how his body broke down during the fight.

>Green Lantern leader has no background.

Just some guy. I just, what? Why are they in the movie.

>Luthor resigns presidency to 00-Nigger, saying "the white man should step down". RIP Luthorism.

>No final plot twist

It had the main highlights without the reasoning behind any of it. I would have defended DC tooth and nail, hell even my initials are DC, but after this, I hope it crashes and burns.


Red Son: A Capitalist's Movie

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Doesn't matter, it's still a fundamentally anti-commie story

Now Marvel needs to get Leo and Scorsese to direct

>HEY THOR

Dubs and he'll be the best villain we've ever seen

AH DA DUH DA DUH LIKE THIS IN THE BACKGROUND

get ready for bale-out 2.0 on marvel set

How do they keep getting decent actors for their consistently shitty villains

Dubs and he'll be the worst

Dubs and you both of you will die before 30

Am I the only one the disliked Thor Rangnarok? Everyone told me it was good and it was the first movie I went to see I considered walking out of; I stuck it out because I EVERYONE TOLD ME IT WAS GOID. It never got better and I lost 2 hours of my life.

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Dubs and I'll die before I'm 30 (pls)

considering how they completely wasted blanchett's talent away, i have absolutely zero expectations for this

Dude wtf

Big paycheck for a 1 off role instead of 15 for a hero. Jake probably got more than Holland for the last Spider-Man.

Dubs and he’ll be wasted talent

Never understood it either. Sure I get the masses liking it since they automatically like anything with well known logo on it, but even Yas Forums was going on about how it was a good movie.

Reminder Kevin Feige begged Joaquin Phoenix to accept the role of Doctor Strange but he went to DC aka the house of kino to make what they do best, kino

Yeah it was actually really painful to watch. The jokes were awful and forced as fuck.

user nobody is above capeshit
it can fly

Dubs and it sucks

dubs and i make a million dollars this month

dubs and i will lose my virginity this month

>(generic) CAPESHIT
The Dark Knight movies are generic

He will go back to DC to produce Dark Knight Multiverse with Pattinson and George Clooney.

Dubs and you get raped in an alley

Trips and everyone in this thread has to post their underwear

(You)

>Thor gets owned and captured by a goblina who is now the leader of the Valkyries
Pathetic..

Not even if they bring someone like Sean Connery to play something on this movie I would watch it
>Tessa again
>Natalie Portman as Thor
>Wakiki (((Cohen))) comedy again
No thanks, Thor movies were never good and will never be good, only good thing was Kat Dennings and they sacked her out. Fuck off.

ouch

>MCU
>good villains
they even completely ruined the big one in the end

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dubs and you get raped too

Dubs

It's gonna be him isn't it

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I've trained my ass muscles, im the tightest creature in this world, nothing enters, and nothing leaves

>This is getting out of hand now there's two of them

Big if true

>from chad manhero
>to numale capeshitter

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>JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS IN SPIDERMAN IT'S OVER FOR DC
>is one of the most forgettable Spiderman flicks

They went too far with the quips. The Thor movies are easily the weakest in the MCU and I say this as a Thorfag. He was based for 3 seconds in Infinity War.

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BRAVO, NOLAN

based Jake almost salvaged it though, it was just too milquetoast to rise above the generic MCU shit

>>is one of the most forgettable Spiderman flicks
>HIGHEST GROSSING SPIDER-MAN FILM OF ALL TIME

>wasting bale on some 4th rate thor villain
big gay

And yet no one remembers it.

>makes less than aquaman
Yikes

Dubs and I'll somehow be cast to be a background character who points to the upper right corner.

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Spider-Man made 1.3 billion adjusted for inflation (even considering exchange rates to adjusted it correctly)

dubs and you have to respond to this post or your mother will transition into a man and beat you up

Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Gosling are the only ones who won't fall to capeshit

>Wonder Woman is an empowered lesbian who hates men.
Ew. Was this in the comic? Also, did Stalin appear in the comic?

>for his next role bale literally transforms his face with plastic surgery to become

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Digits show it’ll be his magnum opus

He's too based for the MCU

Dubs and he'll be the worst villain we've ever seen because Disney.

Dubs and Matt Damon makes a cameo

He did exist in the MCU

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Shit, that's right. The non-easter egg version is too based then. Also,
>anos
Your language will never crack me up, sorry.

No. She absolutely had the hots for supes but he was so preoccupied with Lois and fighting America that he never noticed

>waiki talki directs
hahaha thats big PASS for me

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Beta Ray Bale

Nah, it was trash. Felt like I was watching Family Guy.