Brava, Netflix. Brava

>netflix
into the trash it goes

wtf was the judges problem

>Richter, Shaft didn't do anything nasty to you while you were under his spell did he? I actually have experience myself when it comes to losing control of one's own body. By the way did I ever tell you about how two Japanese twinks crossed multiple continents just to fuck me in the ass? They paralyzed my entire body with mysterious rape magic because I wasn't teaching them enough about killing vampires. I was raped and molested over my entire body for hours Richter, or at least it felt like. When one of them was done pounding me in the ass they proceeded to put me strange magical BDSM wire around my entire body that seered my skin and they tried to stab me to death. My ass has never felt as sore as it did that day Richter, I was in Bloody Tears, I'm still traumatized by it as we speak. It didn't help this happened only months after your ancestors helped me commit patricide. Anyways, lucky for me I finally remembered I had a magical sword in the nick of time and slit both their throats. Then I proceeded to impale them both through their asses with pikes like they did to me. I think my mother would have been very proud. And they were good friends

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isn't it?

now I need to watch two seasons of this to catch up

some guy having sex with a woman. What's wrong with that?

Remember that time in castlevania where you had to fight off the gay japanese rapists that infest the castle grounds?

>I was in Bloody Tears
Fucking hell user that got me.

I don't play old ass videogames

BRAVO

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is there a webm

>subversive enough to make Alucard a gay bottom
>but not subversive enough to show naked vampire tiddies

>making judgements about something you haven't seen
they did show her tits you just didn't fucking watch it

whats going on here? this better not be homosexuality I swear

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They did show her titties. I just don’t want to get banned.

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but user that would be misogyny and objectify women

i heard theres male petplay in this , which episode

Wait that's a man's leg?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5G-bYqkuEtY

Just watch this.

mega.nz/#F!SJNDFSCQ!5HZ91MJPCDsmLO8Zbp1t4A

they show everyone's tits except for Carmilla and Sypha, which were the ones I wanted to see the most however so fuck them
You get naked sypha under blankets though

Is there a Netflix series that doesn't have sex? They're worse than fucking HBO at this point.

put a NETFLIXED symbol in the bottom right.

>degenerate fag shit
dropped another disappointment from jewlix
this and altered carbon s2 was so fucking disappointing

*TINK TINK TINK*
ahem
FUCK NETFLIX
FUCK CASTLEVANIA
FUCK ALUCARD
FUCK FAGGOTS

>loyalty kink
>sub is bigger than dom
HNNNNNGGGGGGG IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

picked up

should just go all-in and add a laugh track to it for all the shitty big bang theory-style "jokes"
>hey trevor dont you hate it when i put my icy cold feet between your legs hahaha
>ohohohohaha this beer is better than having sex with you sypha lmao
>well you're not getting any tonight trevor teehee *you go GUUUURRRL audience gives standing ovation*

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the braindead coomers on this site don't give a shit, and the normies certainly don't care

I wouldn't mind having sexual intercourse with Sypha Belnades if you catch my underlying intentions

The normies care, jewish media just doesn't listen.

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I tried watching (You) and there were so many useless sex scenes. I was also surprised at another show being able to show an actual cock on a human being, instead of just tits. I guess Netflix can do whatever they want.

>all of my fetishes rolled into one

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Means left wing culture.

Can you guys just enjoy things?
Happiness is a choice

Alucard being the bitch broke my immersion.

Being upset makes me happy. I derive meaning from it and i derive happiness from meaning

>I was in Bloody Tears
11/10

>white ginger
in the fucking trash it goes

waaait

that's not the leg of a woman is it?

youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw

Can you guys just stop making everything homogay and diverse?
Not being a cunt is a choice.

That's Alucard getting fucked in the ass!

But why?

>Alucard gets fucked in the ass while crying
NEW PRINCE OF DARKNESS AND STRONGEST VAMPIRE EVERYBODY

That scene was kind of hot.

Get a grip dude. Holy shit. You actually believe this horseshit?

Sypha is not for lewd

he...he looks like he's gonna.... he's gonna.....

my favourite part was all the holy prophet mohammed quotes
very educational

glad I didnt even start watching this shit

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Americans

I just marratoned the season. Nothing happens until the last episode and it's garbage. Nothing is connected. It's just the adventures of X, Y and Z.

That's definitely the first thing that I expect to see in a Castlevania show, is someone getting assfucked.

>vampire
>synonym for jew
>fucked in the ass
hello... based department

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>Alucard getting fucked in the ass, Trevor and Sypha on a pointless side quest, Hector just changing vampire owners and Isaac building his army for a fight we don't see
FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENED

Stunning, brave and powerful.
Not quite as stunning, brave and powerful as the vampire queens but still.

MMM MMM MMM MMM MMMMM

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Heteros seething?

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this is how you do it, netflix

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Good thing Dracula already in Hell because he's gonna be suffering when he finds this out

I'm so tired of my everything I used to like being turned into same gay shit.
Please stop.

This guy is way better
The Japs understand gays are nothing but a joke to be laughed at

They look like brothers

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>holy

>YOU MADE ME RIP THE SWEATER MY BOYFRIEND KNIT FOR ME

>Being upset makes me happy. I derive meaning from it and i derive happiness from meaning
Sure, dude

What does getting fucking in the ass by another man feel like

>Trevor and Sypha only gets implied sex
>their relationship is a working proper wholesome one
>Alucard get bummed by incest twins and Hector is into femdom shit
>both got shit in the end
I'm confused, kikeflix is subverting degeneracy?

his dick feel like a turd going in the wrong way
you need to have your sexual wires crossed to enjoy it

Sauce?

Heaven

Is Yas Forums pretending vampires are holy and not degenerates

Isn't Alucard like some kind of anime level super powerful vampire lord of darkness?
Why doesn't he just rip these gays apart or something?

>I'm so tired of my everything I used to like being turned into same gay shit.
>Please stop.

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>trevor and sypha
>healthy relationship
dude, there's playful teasing each other and there's calling your spouse a fucking retard in public on every occasion you get
trevor must be into femdom or some shit

Bit of an arseache

Apparently he has the mind of a teenager and is a virgin, and got manipulated. He did kill them at the end.

Sypha is literally perfect

Unironically feels good. Especially when it's a black guy fucking you. On average they're bigger and more aggressive. Prostate stimulation is real, a black guy was just pounding me and I came hands free for the first time it was amazing.

he's one of them

>Yas Forums loses their minds over a gay cartoon

Keep being based netflix.

these days I've been not as less triggered by shit like this, but I still don't like how blatant it is who they try and brainwash people by forcing stuff like this into tv and films

Look at this faggot. I'm emailing netflix to thank them for the gay scene.

Any yuri in this show?

fuggen hawt

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look how they massacred my boy