If Ethan can do it, than what's your excuse, user?

If Ethan can do it, than what's your excuse, user?

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I was never fat in the first place and Im regularly going to the gym but nobody cares because people want the underdog story, the great transformation

Don’t have steroids, millions of dollars, personal trainers, home gym, and personal nutritionist, and nothing else to do but exercise all day.

I'm tired.

steroids and exercise are the only things you need out of all those
steroids and gym 3-4x/week

you do have time don't be a faggot

Unf, Daddy

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literally just try walking 4 miles a day, it ain't gonna do much but at the very least you'll move around for 30-60mins

>millions of dollars
He’s not really a mega star my man.
> personal trainers, home gym, and personal nutritionist,
All you need is to not eat until you’re skinny.
Three exercise days a week and you’re natty maxed in a few years.

People really need to pull out the sour grapes artillery cannons just to justify being a lazy dumbass who can’t stop snacking.

Uh oh i see really low nipples, homeboy's got some saggy ass skin doesn't he

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO, WE WASHED OUR HANDS IN NIGGERS BLOOD AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO, WE´RE TAKING DOWN THE ZOG MACHINE JEW BY JEW BY JEW, THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

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I only need to lose like thirty pounds I don’t have enough shame to motivate me yet

isnt he still a scientologist?

This. It’s just like 3-4 months of working out and eating right. I lose and gain frequently but it’s hard to stay thin.

Taking the xenu pill is the first step to enlightenment

Steroids, personal trainers and diet plans aside. When you get that fat and disgusting that will motivate you more than anything to get fit and lose weight. Junkies dont try and get clean until they have hit rock bottom its the same thing

Because im a lazy piece of shit

I'm a lazy fucker.

is this because he wasnt able to see the sailboat?

Of course he does, but that's a lot better than being morbidly obese.

im not fat and i dont really care about looks or being ripped

He's taking down the ZOG machine, he needs to be in good shape.

>not eat until you're skinny
that's terrible advice, dude. just watch what you eat and don't exceed your caloric intake.

Why do guy care about getting ripped?

Money gets women, not your loser ass.

If a guy rolls up to a bar in a expensive car, with an expensive suit, and tips the bartender with 100s. The women are going home with him, not your 6 pack, shitty jeans, and watered down whiskey sour.

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Beat me to it

Can anyone on Yas Forums/stormfront frequenteds explain what “the trampling at the zoo” is?

>Why do guy care about getting ripped?

>Money gets women, not your loser ass.

>If a guy rolls up to a bar in a expensive car, with an expensive suit, and tips the bartender with 100s. The women are going home with him, not your 6 pack, shitty jeans, and watered down whiskey sour.

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>just go for a casual 8mph walk

im actually trying to gain weight so ive been drinking 1L of milk a day.

better make that chocolate milk mate, get that sugary goodness flowing through your veins

then she fucks the poolboy

>sugar
no thanks

Milk won't cut it. You need to drink fried coconut oil if you really want to pack on the pounds.

But im fit already.
Ive been lifting for 8 years, breh.

>Why do guy care about getting ripped?

>Money gets women, not your loser ass.

>If a guy rolls up to a bar in a expensive car, with an expensive suit, and tips the bartender with 100s. The women are going home with him, not your 6 pack, shitty jeans, and watered down whiskey sour.

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>only 1l

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roids are expensive you twit

i also drink a whey shake thats close to 600 calories in addition to my regular meals. im not trying to get 30 pounds in a week, just trying to slowly get to 10 pounds bigger thats all. start slow and all.

pff, stay a lanklet then, faggot

Money gets the woman to marry you or be your girlfriend. .if she is just looking for a fuck then muscles work just fine

>sugar ew
>dangerous chemicals yes
Literal women

>get ripped by walking

No, but it's better than nothing
Or better than two half assed sessions a week with steroids for that matter

yeah, it's a lyric from that song and it's there because it sounds funny and it rhymes.

>he thinks there are women who just look for a fuck and not money
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facts desu

Roids and a gym membership don't cost any more than having a drinking habit.

I lost 120lbs for 3 years and gained 15lbs back recently from being a lazy pathetic fuck. In the process of losing it again.

i watched a few guys interviewing him. seems like he experimented with lots of diets and surprisingly admits to taking hormones
pretty based

I couldn't imagine ever having to fucking GAIN weight. Completely foreign to my fatass. I lost 130 pounds by dieting and exercising like mad for about 8 months and regained 50 pounds over the last two years just by eating "normally" again. Crazy. I envy you. Back on the diet tho.

>DUDE LIVE IN THE GYM INSTEAD OF ENJOYING LIFE
nah

like Jazz

Isn't there a different between taking test and taking steroids? I have no idea.

>enjoying life

do you think he enjoyed his life before his weight loss nearly as much as he does now? I can tell you from experience being a fat fuck feels awful. Spending an hour or two a day in the gym means nothing if the rest of your life is so much better because of it.

>left: dude i love chapo trap house and cum town
>right: MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

Dude you will always be young and healthy.

he will gain it back

i've lost 150 pounds, and the pure pleasure i got from stuffing my face with cookies and shit after depriving myself from it for so long was heaven

I do recommend losing weight for this reason alone, it makes food taste amazing when all you eat for a year or more is rice and chicken.

>All these simps thinkiing th only reason to get ripped is for th sake of women
How about just staying fit and healthy for one's own benefit you stupid limpdicks

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lmao I was in that boat too these last 2 years. Like I said I regained 50 pounds. Food is too fucking good. But my quality of life is so much worse being this much fatter I can put aside my love of food once more to get healthier. They say if you keep the weight off for 2 years that you will maintain it.

I don't use chaos magic, too dangerous

I dont need to lift weights to be fit and healthy. You're doing that cause you're vain and want people to notice you. If it was for yourself you wouldn't get jacked

Steroids are difficult and expensive to acquire.

Okay, now that he did it, does he even have any roles anymore?

Dem nips tho.

Absolute retard, having no rest is worst thing for gains.

It's crazy how the human skull adapts to fat.

Based

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I’m
>fat
>lazy
>unemployed so broke
>mega insecure due to being fat and bad dental hygiene
>uncomfortable around other people when I’m in situations I can’t control

There is nothing wrong with having self esteem
And lifting heavy objects with relative ease is one of the most awesome things a man can do

Well, at least his nipples are in the right place.

I've tried but fail each time. I have bad eating and sleeping and exercise habits. For a week I did it. I prepared all my healthy lunches, hit the treadmill and went to bed at 11pm. But the very next week I didn't prep, started playing video games all night again and just didn't do my walking. Its been a month since then and I feel like since I already failed I will just try again next year or something.