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Jose Wright
Mason Walker
i've just finished this episode and came here to make a thread with this exact image. Rupert Sheldrake was fuken right.
Matthew White
>Taste Wiki
Chase Peterson
I LAUNCHED MY 'PHOTON TORPEDO' ON THE LAST THREAD. THE FAT SHIT WARHEAD DESTROYED THE THREAD.
Daniel White
For me it's autistic Romulan elf samurai assassin
Liam Evans
>reddit elves
Alexander Reyes
Why is latnium so random in how valuable it is. 5 bars makes people shocked, then 50, but some people have millions. So, how is 5 good? I know it's like 10 strips to a bar or whatever. Why couldn't they do what they did in the game (I think) which was make ingots and shit.
Jack Scott
>pineapple
Easton James
What's up with him? Bullying and trolling mortals never seemed to get old for Q.
Jayden Jackson
Benjamin Perez
Dylan White
I think strips of latinum are a high price to humans and other Federation species because of no money.
Cooper Smith
I might almost accept that there are Romulan ninjas with swords. The real question is why the fuck do the other Romulans have swords, or more specifically what appear to be basket hilted swords from Earth. Even the mini-batleths from STD look better.
Henry Watson
Taste the Tang™
Luis Parker
ALL YOU TREKKIES AND TV ADDICTS
DON'T MEAN TO DISS, DON'T MEAN TO BRING STATIC
ALL YOU KLINGONS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
GRAB YOUR BACKSTREET FRIEND AND GET LOUD
Juan White
>trains his entire life
>gets his butt whooped by the second person he fights in the series
Adam Cook
>Federation captures Galia (Quark's Cousin)
>Gets released because Quark 'paid the fine'
WHAT FINE? FEDDIES DON'T USE MONEY. WHERE DOES THAT FINE MONEY GO? Lmao.
100 slips = 1 strip
20 strips = 1 bar
Nobody knows how many bars to a brick, or a brace is. Federation uses 'credits'. It's dumb. In STO it goes:
>Slips
>Strips
>Ingots
>Bars
>Bricks
>Piles
Kayden Ward
I don’t LIKE STP therefore it is NOT canon >:(
Ian Martinez
This is cringe
Grayson Hernandez
Why did Garak custom tailor himself a matching tuxedo and then break into Bashir's fantasy jack off program?
Matthew Bailey
>sTP is not canon because it is beyond incompatible with the lore and values of the other Star Trek media, barring STD and JJTrek- which are also both non canon.
Thomas Baker
>2020 I am forgotten
Alexander Ward
Just a typical day on the Star Ship enterprise.
Angel Collins
>I don’t LIKE it!!!!!!
Lincoln Brown
Come cheer up m'lad 'tis to glory we steer
To find something new in this wonderful year
Anthony Jenkins
Trek has never been very good at consistency of those sorts of details. Bound to happen when there are so many writers
Leo Morris
>First time?
Xavier Hall
Ryan Rodriguez
In the last ep with the ReCucks they had so many opportunities to mention Lul as they spoke of the death of children, family loss and how Data wanted offspring but they blew it.
And what do you think Wesley did with her body
Christopher Morales
Because one of the shitty 'writer's for the show wanted a stupid donutsteel space elf. Another probably wanted space warrior nuns. The two came together and added this garbage, and since neither has probably even watched trek beyond JJ films, they neither knew nor cared about how it fits with nothing in the franchise
Actually, i suppose 11's swordfight on the drill set precedent for romulans now being swordaboos
David Roberts
Who’s scruffy-looking?
Henry Cooper
You should've stopped at lore, changing values doesnt invalidate canon, but incongruous lore indicates noncanonity or at least a soft-reboot into a new canon
Mason Bennett
>Some faggot tries to make a nu trek themed duplicate
>Gets zero posts
Adam Bennett
I've always found it strange that people dress up to go into the holodeck/holosuite. A moment's thought about how a holodeck works reveals that it's gotta be replacing the image of other people inside it half the time anyway. If it can do that, it can project clothes onto you.
Aiden Ramirez
Geordi always goes to the holodeck naked, it saves time.
Jace Sullivan
I'll say it if no one else will.
Aaron Kelly
HAILTHE BASTARDS
Carter Ward
>Nu-Kirk has to put on a disguise for plot reasons
>Nu-Bones gives him a hypospray that causes him to rapidly age
>Chris Pine turns into William Shatner
>Shatner plays Nu-Kirk for a few minutes on-screen
>effect wears off and he turns back into Chris Pine
It seems like a pretty obvious thing to do. But Shatner says he won't do cameos so oh well
Kevin Evans
The way Data pronounces her name makes it sound like he's saying "lol" so on a rewatch suddenly her death becomes much more funny.
Jack Stewart
The chad Shatner vs The virgin Nimoy
Carson Stewart
Based
Cameron Cox
>Not even fat shit posters will touch a nu trek thread
Austin Cooper
I forget what ep this is
Blake Wright
HAIL MY FAT SHIT, PIKE. AHHHHHHHHHH!
AND YOU! IT'S FUCKING HUGE! I'M POOOOOOOOOMING AHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHH TRAVELLER HELP ME! AHHHHHH! IT'S SO BIG!
Luke Jones
Wasn’t the stargate on the cube just an Iconian portal by a different name?
Jace Watson
Episode Sarek. It's when he was leaking emotions and it was affecting everyone on the ship.
Jeremiah Clark
Ramen haired bitch.
Blake Sullivan
Gavin Robinson
Dont bother asking or even thinking about it. The writers probably called it a dark matter gateway, since nutrek loves dark matter. Incidentally they also have not the faintest clue what dark matter is
Lincoln Gray
How come you never see Riker and Superman in the same place at the same time?
Tyler James
More like pineapple head
Evan Anderson
>tfw no romulan science directorate-approved sister-gf
Isaac Morgan
It was technology seen on Voyager created by an advanced race. The show has a lot of accurate and easy to overlook small callbacks despite the big important details being all kinds of wonky.
Aaron Clark
>Incidentally they also have not the faintest clue what dark matter is
To be fair none does
Jordan Clark
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Matthew Long
WHERE IS THIS FROM?
Michael Edwards
some anime
Dylan Cook
>It was technology seen on Voyager created by an advanced race.
Iconians were on TNG
Asher Cook
>Some people say incest is the purest form of love seven, but have you ever heard of acoochiemoya before?
Oliver Fisher
A lot of the more obscure references are from Voyager, which I mostly hated and didn’t watch too deeply. Meanwhile they ignore or misconstrue multiple episodes of TNG
Jaxson Myers
AAAAAKKKOOOOEEECHHHHHHIIIMOOOOIIIIYIYYYYAAAAAA
Cooper Long
>technology seen on Voyager
Noah Russell
I knew someone was going to say this.
They use it as some magic mcguffin you just apply to technology to get a plot device. Like naquadah in SG1, except stargate at least made up something new while trek uses a title for any matter that is unobservable but affects other matter through gravity, because 'it' has a cool name
Daniel Hernandez
He's saying "latinum valuable" is consistent but exactly how valuable has never been ironed out between scripts. Sometimes five strips is a fortune, sometimes it's pocket change.
Xavier Hernandez
>implying acoochiemoya
>just being a borg girls bitch
Hudson Foster
Follow the comment chain you inept retards.
One of the writers is the author of Voyager novels.
Xavier Taylor
>Follow the comment chain you inept retards.
cope
Wyatt Reyes
>I'm here for the yogurt commercial
Michael Wood
The Seven/Chakotay romance was the dumbest shit ever. I understand that the actor wanted to give Chakotay more to do but that certainly wasn't it.
Jonathan Sanders
Side show Laquisha?
Jayden King
Thats even worse, if the borg can trasporter 40k+ lightyears without the handicap of needing the sikarian's quartz planet, why didnt they finish conquoring the galaxy, its a tech that puts even the stupid transwarp hub to shame
Nathan Harris
>user doesn't understand acoochiemoya Seven
Carson Hall
>why didnt they finish conquoring the galaxy
Because they were afraid of Insaneway
Ryan Walker
Moussaka is waking
Hudson Richardson
>its a tech that puts even the stupid transwarp hub to shame
It really isn't. Borg transwarp has been so insanely OP since their very first appearance that them not having instantly zerg rushed the entire galaxy means they were making a conscious effort NOT to.
Which is also more than possible considering how much shit Borg drones and ships seem to willfully ignore. My personal favorite was the Kazon being able to build an entire empire in Borg space simply because the Borg are that fucking unimpressed by them.
Jayden Allen
>dude we're low on budget, we need weird masks
>oh get Riker's cumrag he uses to clean his cock after splurging into everybody and put some stuff on it
>OKAY SENPAI
Jose James
>stop right there, fat larping scum!
Michael Price
Why do you think? To watch him fap, of course.
Julian Diaz
God I wanna see her crushed by him.
Logan Russell
would it be ____?
Isaac Martin
I thought Ezri was a councilor, why is she at the helm of the enterprise ?