What do you normally eat at the theater?

Judging by the way the steak is plated, that's a shared meal.

I don't care about the memes, but NOTHING beats beans.

I don't go to Coronavirus breeding hubs thanks

>can go longer than 90 minutes without eating
Do Americans really

I eat salted peanuts and drink this because I'm not a fat fuck.

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reminder

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I eat before or after, rarely during cause that's rude to me. Drink water though.

For me, it's surf and turf

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kys faggot

I just drink a nice cup of Crunk Juice with free refills

Why do u have jar of piss haha

I usually bring 9 cans of ravioli

i don't like eating at the cineplex, but i like to bring along a roll of bubble wrap to pop to expend my nervous energy whenever things get tense

your moms pussy

Ferment it so it becomes alchohol, user. Duuhhh

This is from a British cooking show retard

>RICKY WHERE'S MY RAVIOLI

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based

smuggle in a burger, trail mix and a bottle of water

FUCKIN POSER YOU AIN'T ON ANY DAMN TRAIL AND YOU NEVER HAVE

something free of distracting noise like a candybar or gummybears unlike OP who eats hard penis on the regular

yeah but we hate americans

Nachos and salsa with an orangeade

Spaghetti.

Americans really believe in this?

would an american cop shoot you if you took "illegal" food into a cinema?
"stop! drop teh snakz or i'll shoot!" "pew pew p-p-p-pew" etc etc
Obviously in the UK we can eat what the fuck we like in the cinema but most people don't sit and much thru the movie as its noisy and distracts you from enjoying the film.
You murricans are pretty uncouth to be quite honest with you famalan.

I normally just have a small coke in a glass bottle.

Based Green Giant poster.

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My gfs pussy, damn it feels good having a hole to cum into. Not that you incels would ever know anything about that.

gotta be crab legs, nothing like smashing a few on your anvil while the adverts are on

how many times are you expected, no 100% forced to send every single day you aren't with her?
4? 5?
Hows that going?
Feeling suffocated yet?
Those little niggles that you used to ignore are now pissing you off to the max?
Being vol-cel is a perfectly acceptable solution to modern life.

/texts

Do americans really?

Dispute literally any of the piss takes on your stupid laws.

You stole this exact joke from family guy, you larper.

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Imagine all the corona on that dirty exposed stub

Nah man my gfs an 8 so I'll suffer through the shit as long as I get to cum in her enytime I want lol

I would buy 4-5 of these and put them on the side pockets of my cargo shorts and smuggle them in

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>I get to cum in her enytime I want
so you'll be the first guy in history to have unlimited access to sex with his partner?
Cos that's how m/f relationships work.
She must be your first chick, bless.
.
.
.
.
.if she's an 8 she'll dump you in a while and you might not get over it.
Never ever fully commit unless you are 100% gonna marry and impregnate her.
Otherwise you will lose a little bit of your soul which you can never regain.

milky way

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>if she's an 8 she'll dump you in a while
Who cares, I'll just find another as long as they don't look inbred. But atleast for the foreseeable future my dick gets to fill her up and that's just fine by me.

i am not american, and would gladly eat this, its delicious

>cheese coagulates in 3 minutes
>now you're stuck with mass of solid cheese and potato

brought in some cookies last time kinda awkward though because i was watching invisible man and it kept getting quiet and you could just here me eating cookies

>ITT: no one apparently knows what fucking raclette is

Got me it's a can of Bush's baked beans and some deenz

Test

plz don't spill

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is that cum?

I usually start with a soup and a salad, then for main course maybe a steak or crab legs or something
Then I take a little nap before having dessert
And I have to admit I always sit in the smoking section, filthy habit I know, but it's my one vice
Well that and gambling, so lucky for me they have slot machines over there too so I can play while I wait for my food

id milk her. my way!

lol rachlette is euro

>America
>superpower
lol no

Tttthhhiiisssss nniiigggaaaaa!!!!

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Raclette is Swiss.

newfags, those gifs used to be spammed like the thicc pancake gifs

crab legs

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>Switzerland isn’t in Europe
Mulatto American hands typed this post

Chips and Coke

FUCK YOU IM NOT A MULATTO I AM AN OCTAROON FAGGOT

I just eat whatever I can find off the floor

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Nothing.