Thinking to watch this. Is it any good ?

>Richter, Shaft didn't do anything nasty to you while you were under his spell did he? I actually have experience myself when it comes to losing control of one's own body. By the way did I ever tell you about how two Japanese twinks crossed multiple continents just to fuck me in the ass? They paralyzed my entire body with mysterious rape magic because I wasn't teaching them enough about killing vampires. I was raped and molested over my entire body for hours Richter, or at least it felt like. When one of them was done pounding me in the ass they proceeded to put me strange magical BDSM wire around my entire body that seered my skin and they tried to stab me to death. My ass has never felt as sore as it did that day Richter, I was in Bloody Tears, I'm still traumatized by it as we speak. It didn't help this happened only months after your ancestors helped me commit patricide. Anyways, lucky for me I finally remembered I had a magical sword in the nick of time and slit both their throats. Then I proceeded to impale them both through their asses with pikes like they did to me. I think my mother would have been very proud. And they were good friends

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The Bloody Tears part always gets me.

season 2 is long and dull

It’s still better than season three. I can’t tell who was sodomized worse, Alucard or the audience who endured all the episodes?

That scenes legit came out of fucking nowhere and a laughed so hard cause of the editing during it also the two ((((((japs))))) are also brother and sister.

Not just that its implied that hes fantasizing about Trevor assfucking him. With the doll gag at the beginning of the season and the scene where the two japs are then associated with Trevor and the crazy red head.

Maybe alucard the petite redhead vampire waifu scenes were pretty good wank material.

There's a really good plot twist in Season 3.

>Nothing Happens: The Season
The only good thing that came out of it was Alucard going full daddy D with those two nip fucks.

He buttfucked them in the end though so it's fine.

don't bother, there's better anime

>a modern konami/netflix co production written by that fucking hack warren ellis
Of course you don't watch it. It's goddamned awful and the animation is sub par by even DC Animation standards.

This. Just watch Hellsing (both series) for an Alucard who doesn't get fucked in the ass.

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>Alucard is a giant faggot and gets fucked in the ass
I haven't seen season 3 yet but I don't believe you.

You underestimate the hacks Netflix hires.

No I was talking him getting assfucked.

ummm sweaty....

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>reading manga

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Fuck off.

Getting raped as a child is not the same thing as consensual gay sex. Alucard's (hellsing) rape was one of the reasons he chose to become a Vampire. Becoming an allpowerful vampire to murder the world is a lot more badass than taking it up the ass on the regular because you're a massive fag.

It's in the anime too.

>rape backstory

even gayer than being a fag

In Ultimate, not the good one.

wat?

I tried to watch it but it was too anime for me

Hellsing Alucard didn't lift his legs up and say "take me daddy".

Based and original series pilled

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Watch Vampire Hunter D from 2000 for more animated vampire kino.

>the good one
Debatable, though I the soundtrack is top tier.

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>Debatable
Only with Yas Forumsfags. Fuck em. Old series was better.

In some aspects.

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Based. I still watch Bloodlust from time to time. I miss this director. Hasn't done anything since that Highlander movie that ended up being the only good followup to the original.

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In most aspects.
In any case both are miles above this abominable shit.

watched this recently and it has style out the ass. holy shit does it look aesthetic as fuck.

Pretty good, top notch animation

i nonironically like rape as Alucards origin story and coming to terms with his dad's legacy

I'd watch a series about the Marcus bros alone.
There are so fucking many D books and none of them are getting adapted at this point. Sucks balls.

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bullshit, i'm gonna need a screencap

alucard was a badass in season 2, like the way he said "begin!" and the tears of blood song omg he's a total faggot isn't he?

>Alucard gets raped
>"ughhh gayyyy"
>Guts gets raped
>"omg Guts-sama rape my boypussi"

HAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO

at least do him doggy style wtf, fuck netflix not even anime is sacred

Scroll up a little. The screenshots are already ITT.

Holy fuck I haven't seen someone with an opinion this bad in a good while. The only good thing about the original series is the opening. The animation is so dogshit compared to ultimate, and The Major is a much more interesting villain than that fucking dipshit from the series.

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>tfw you lose your virginity after 1000 years of existence

...

the only problem with Vampiter Hunter D is that the protagonist is a total Mary Sue

he's basically unkillable

>you have a brown nip goddess next to you literally sucking your thumbs and all you can think about is taking it up in the ass
HOW? WHY?

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Wouldn't even mention it if other people didn't bring it up.

Obviously. He's the dhampir son of Dracula and the title character. If he wasn't overpowered he'd just have retarded plot armor. Half the fun of D is seeing how he gets out of shit.

>>>r/anime

anime was a mistake

i mean a lot of the other characters die or are injured because he gets incapacitated throughout the movie while fighting. He doesn't end up saving the girl, only bringing proof back that she's dead.

>I'd watch a series about the Marcus bros alone.

In general I wasn't much rattled by Vampire Hunter D when I first saw it but the spectacle of poor kindly invalid Grove doing whatever the hell it was he did with his soul absolutely terrified me.

That whole Barbarois buildup and fight was kino.

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