How do we fix female comedy?
How do we fix female comedy?
Jackson White
Gabriel Gutierrez
women are not funny
Jeremiah Thomas
Joan Rivers was the last female to actually be funny. One of her best skits is about how mexicans are all ugly and nobody ever wanted to look like a mexican.
Joseph Johnson
>discusses social issues and explains the mechanics of humor in your path
Kevin Evans
*chuckles*
Matthew Powell
WHO LAUGHED? TURN ON THE LIGHTS!
Jeremiah Jones
you can't
life of a female revolves around sex
-with men a woman has sex
-around women, a woman talks about sex and gossip about other women and mock the ugly men who orbit her
-then she gets pregnant and cares for something else than sex the first few years when the child depends 1005 of her.
THen she wants the child to be grateful for being born [lol] and as the child grows, it depends on something else than the mom and so she has nothing else in her life
The woman goes back to having sex with men again and talking about sex.
Then the woman finally dies and the daughters become sexually active and so on.
the republic is a system where the bourgeois has managed to make the plebeans believe that commenting on the rules created by the bourgeois is actually meaningful, and then when from time to time the plebeans figure out the lack of any power their views have on the politics, they go in the streets wreaking havoc.
This is why so many soccer moms and drones try to earn virtue points on posting comments online. The first thing to do online is to comment. See a message on the internet? there is a little box to comment on it.
This is the greatest feat of the bourgeois republic: to turn commenting and reporting comments into a meaningful life .
Asher Thompson
>WHO LAUGHED?!
Josiah Sullivan
With Sharia Law
Jeremiah Powell
have sex, incel
Nathan Miller
>American """comedy"""
>comedian literally YELLS every single line like a fucking Will Ferrell film.
>audience laughs hysterically and claps because LOUD NOISE FUNNY.
Luis Nelson
>One of her best skits is about how mexicans are all ugly and nobody ever wanted to look like a mexican.
It's unironically funny because it's true.
Amerindian is THE worst phenotype and you need comically strong features and to work out a shitton to look decently attractive, and even then you can't do anything about the serial killer eyes.
Joseph Collins
Nothing to fix. It's just not for you.
James Gonzalez
Why fix it just listen to male comedians and let women listen to women if they find it funny
Colton Harris
the last joke is pretty funny
Jeremiah Fisher
Male comedians suck too for the most part
Carter Long
Don't forget about how smelly stuff is
Samuel Baker
what's the deal with strawmen?
Christopher Peterson
The first joke would be funny too if he replaced "hippies" with "niggers".
Christian Hall
I’m from Tasmania and I’d just like to thank the rest of the planet for taking this ugly, frumpy, unfunny, autistic lesbian off our hands.
Seriously, thanks guys. I don’t know how you do it but I’m glad you do.
Mason Wright
I'd say on average black and chinese people are uglier. Mexicans just look really ugly when they're fat, which most of them are.
Anthony Nelson
The old saying goes: write what you know.
Sebastian Ortiz
It’s called high t comedy
Jayden Morgan
>got booed off stage at local comedy club for an entire routine i did with observational comedy about kitchen equipment
i thought it was funny, jokes like 'have you ever noticed how ladels they use in the homeless shelter put soup in better than the ones you buy in the shop? its probably because the freezing homeless people will spill most of the soup so the ladel is under pressure not to spill any beforehand!!'. i think i am funny
Asher Bennett
Maria Bamford is always a pleb filter
Grayson Robinson
Where is Tasmania and how do we send her back?
Jaxson Wood
>I'm a man but when I get caught trying to take another man's property and get my dome cracked I cry to daddy
Noah Long
You gave us that landwhale but you also gave us Errol Flynn so thanks
Brayden Kelly
Fpbp
Luis James
Lad, you've got the asparagus
Oliver Campbell
THEY SHOULD CALL IT ROUNDTINE
Andrew Phillips
user, I...
Robert Hughes
The moralizing smugness of libs will forever be their undoing
Tyler Scott
if you think that's funny then you're a massive pleb
Leo Wood
don't let em break ya user. just practice your delivery.
Grayson Collins
By accepting MTF trannies as female.
Justin Jackson
Joan Rivers had joke writers
Caleb Roberts
is this body attainable natty?
Aiden Thompson
i doubt you even understood it and those are her most entry-level jokes
Ryder Brown
Not telling, and in no less than ten smallish boxes.
No wuckers mate.
Daniel Williams
based schizoincel
Hudson Flores
nice observation but not good enough payoff, fix the second half, don't be lazy, it's hard work
Jeremiah Wilson
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH LADELS?
Owen Taylor
Does the self-insert have brain damage?
Brody Roberts
Where's the bloody jokes?
Hunter Fisher
>the point of satire is to comfort...
When did you wh*toids become so feminized
Elijah Rogers
aye nye oi woz royped ya see.
Leo Nelson
You forgot queefs.
Luke Anderson
>downie looking nigga has to break the fourth wall AGAIN to lecture his audience
Why does this always happen in leftist comics?
David Ross
There's some meat on that bone but you're not the chef to make it tasty.
Angel Stewart
But why is she dressed like a man and even looks like one
Andrew Miller
by ending it
Hudson Morales
you should have asked my wife to come with you
Jose Thompson
How do we fix comedy in general? Stand-up is fucking terrible all around, whether it's male or female 'comedians'. It's usually just yelling about sex and swearing a lot.
Standing up in front of a room and telling jokes for an hour is just a terrible medium alltogether, bound to have a high number of awful jokes.
Christian Thomas
Find funny women
youtube.com
Brandon Robinson
>Heh, it's tough being a comedian ladies and gentlemen. One time I got booed off stage while doing my kitchen utensils routine. I tell you, that wasn't very knife at all.
Isaiah Nelson
Carson Bailey
stand up is not funny
Camden Kelly
>t. never watched any standup ever
Tyler Wright
he cute
Henry Anderson
Only what people recommended to me, been disappointed every time. Recommend something worthwhile if you want to prove me wrong.
Dylan Harris
replies like this are how i know its a good post
Adam Lee
Lmao you fucking sperg this is dramatical gold
Samuel Parker
Baste
Michael Cruz
>conservatives aren't fun-
mobile.twitter.com
Luis Murphy
>ridiculing the non-privileged isn't particularly funny
I'm imagining a crying Downie in a clown costume saying this and it's funny as fuck
Ayden Bell
Vocaroo your bit, let's hear it.