Tasha Edition
/trek/
David Carter
James Phillips
Why wasn't she super bitter and yelling at Picard all the time?
Levi Butler
RAPE GANGS
Carson Torres
Friendly reminder that Gul Dukat did nothing wrong
Oliver Jackson
She's behaving more and more like Data, which is awakening your subconscious desire to fuck Data. It's perfectly normal.
Kevin Nguyen
Tasha my girl. She cute.
Gabriel Anderson
She tilts just like data its how he knew
Austin Bennett
Wesley Crusher
Hudson Taylor
>Shitcard is the worst Captain and only Pseuds like him
>He’s got a series know where he just gets BTFO by women every episode
Based
Cameron Ward
I'm self-aware enough now to acknowledge that Spiner was p cute
Parker Howard
So who's the next minor, but liked character that will be brought back and promptly killed?
Caleb Ross
haha ok tasha
Camden Cruz
Data was a literal sex machine
Camden Hall
Who's scruffy-looking?
Christian Bailey
first loli Soji, now Kestra – ST: P is slowly turning into a quite Yas Forums Trek show.
Matthew Cooper
He's excellent at doing stuff that would look cool in a show thats good.
Julian Lewis
i watching for the first tme Star Trek NG and in the second episode DATA was used as a fuck machine by rape gang lady
Nice
Kevin Ramirez
Rom
Brayden Morris
Why don't the Romulans just go around and gently tap on everyone's heads? They could easily identify the android by who makes a wooden "thunk" sound.
Aiden Flores
Remember that scene where Geordi started ranting at Picard because he didn't make enough money and then called him out for being a rich old white man? And then as a result, the evil Federation swept Geordi off to their torture chamber to drill through his eyeball as he screamed in agony?
Me either because Star Trek used to be good.
Dylan Richardson
what will be the point of his character once we find out he is a hologram?
Leo Howard
Daily reminder that Kurtzmann and co took advantage of a Kuwaiti indie game developer.
Benjamin Scott
Get on up
Austin Brown
Hence the literal
Jaxson Bell
She fucked him off-screen for nearly an entire season
Anthony Jenkins
>computer, transport Commander La Forge to holodeck 2
>initiate program "Roots"
>lock doors to holodeck 2
>disable safety protocols
Samuel Perez
He made planetfall in Episode 5, shot someone and then stuck his dick in Dr Agnes.
Wyatt Stewart
Was Geordi being black EVER acknowledged?
Nathan Morgan
>a cat is fine too
thats the gambit that saved her life
Adam Smith
Stop, don't touch me there this is my nono square.
Jayden Collins
Next week looks great
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH A ROBOT I'M GOING INSAAANE
Chase Moore
this but it's Geordi requesting it
Gavin Lopez
President Elim Garak
Ryder Nguyen
It was super racist for them to never acknowledge Geordi was black. I never bought that old excuse of 'race doesn't matter in the future,' that was just Picard being an old white cismale mansplaining things.
Chase Cox
They sure did struggle with figuring out dress uniforms (and admiralty level uniforms). I don't think they even settled on anything decent. Maybe the white dress uniforms at the end were the least bad, but even then they never looked great.
William Moore
How the fuck do you go from THIS...
Isaiah Brooks
>computer, simulate ten Klingon warriors, increase phallus size 300% and sexual aggression 500%
>computer, have lieutenant Yar report to the holodeck
>disable safety protocols
Charles Smith
stop, you'll just make her homesick
Ryan Martin
Nope, because it was the 80s/90s way of dealing with residual racism: simply show a future where it was fixed and didn't matter anymore. Crazy, huh?
Josiah Harris
...to THIS?
Ayden Miller
Spot is without honour and -must- be euthanised.
Austin Ramirez
>Was Geordi being black EVER acknowledged?
Luis Baker
Satan's Robot
Kevin Clark
British women age like blood sausage
Oliver Harris
Time comes for us all user
Angel Moore
oh for fuck's sake this looks like bad news for real
Aiden Butler
That’d have been better than any of the episodes we actually got desu
Aiden Wilson
The show was racist because it didn't give enough attention to Geordi being black. He should have an afro and talk about koolaid with golden teeth now that's progressive!
Ryder Stewart
>British
She's pure blooded Greek.
Benjamin Wilson
>british
wow you're stupid?
Grayson Taylor
Looking forward to seeing this fucker have his breather shoved up his ass.
Dominic Morgan
Looks like the USS 'Picard, But Good' has a new crew-member.
Adam Young
>seven of nine
Hunter Gutierrez
Hey guys there's this crazy Romulan pirate who has a century old Bird of Prey he's using to dominate the sector
No you don't get to see him, just a fleeting glimpse at his ship getting blown up
Also there's this cool crazy drunk old captain that Kestra idolizes, he's got a broken down old ship too
She text messages him lmao
Brody Williams
i still would
Aaron Ortiz
You skipped the in-between.
Kayden Flores
>there are literally no functioning spaceships on Riker's planet
>there (was) one antique anywhere near Elnor's planet
>it was a pain in the ass for Picard and Raffi to find a working ship on EARTH
They're not trekking many stars anymore in that universe are they
Nolan Foster
The issue was because they appeared so rarely that by necessity they'd always look cheaper than the regular uniforms. Took until the TNG movies with their movie budgets for them to produce anything that actually looked even remotely classy.
Angel Cox
A: 30 years
B: bad plastic surgery (and she's been very outspoken about how much she regrets having had various bits of work done on her)
Colton Cox
>Crazy old drunk captain with his own ship texts with a 13 year old girl regularly.
Asher Wilson
Oh my!
Owen Baker
so if the Federation and the Romulans got JUSTED, shouldn't... the Klingons be running the whole galaxy now?
Gavin Thompson
>>it was a pain in the ass for Picard and Raffi to find a working ship on EARTH
the trouble wasn't finding a working ship, but rather an unregistered one.
A bit like that time McCoy tried to hitch a ride to the Genesis planet.
Sebastian Reyes
No, and no one said anything about him wearing an air filter on his face either
Carson Morales
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Soji meets the rape gangs.
Carter Torres
Why does /trek/ hate captain Alita so much? Is it because you are a bunch of closeted faggots? You guys are truly the laughing stock of Yas Forums and for good reason.
Alexander Perez
Shhh, don't think about it, turn your brain off. Did you think this was an intellectual show?
Andrew Diaz
It was a banana clip
Ryder Evans
Anti-grooming laws are not in federation requirements i shuppose
Andrew Mitchell
how can there be a tasha OP without people talking about drug counselor tasha yar?
Isaiah Hughes
don't look don't look don't look
Samuel Campbell
>it was a pain in the ass for Picard and Raffi to find a working ship on EARTH
Only because it was a vague mission going through some dangerous space. Plus, Picard's dumb decision not to ask any of his friends for help.
Jackson Turner
it's because she was an idiot
Charles Martinez
Nice double dubsminions user
witnessed
Oliver Bell
>drugs make you feel good!
>t. tasha yar
Jonathan Sanchez
I actually like ST:Picard. You just have to know not to expect a serious or well-written Trek show.
And it's still better than Voyager by a mile
Michael Bell
I'm trying to imagine what a Klingon humanitarian mission would look like. I mean, they're so well behaved after DS9 that I'm sure they would TRY, but it'd be hilariously fucked up.
Aiden Price
Hate her? I don't think about her at all
Luis Sanders
Lincoln James
HOOOCHIE MOMMA!
Tyler Robinson
>reddit spacing
>i like picard
Yup checks out, this user deserves to be shot.
Anthony Jackson
brent spiner is gay as fuck, so it wasn't hard. brent spiner being allowed to be as homosex as he ever wanted, as physically possible, is why patrick stewart hated picard so much.
Parker Hall
no, user. good point but wrong board.
Brayden Russell
This pleases the Founders
Anthony Morris
there is a rumor across all the federation about a sex machine android who can fuck like no human can fuck
thats why there are always hot chiks around the ship. When the captain goes to sleep, the Data harem party starts in the holodeck
Asher Nelson
the actress who played Yarr did a playboy photoshoot
Ayden Murphy
>Soji inexplicably acts like Data when it's convenient to the plot
>Picard inexplicably starts acting like an asshole to her when it's convenient to the plot
it's painful
Ryan Walker
>brent spiner is gay as fuck
shiggy
Adrian Carter
the board upon which we are posting is a SFW one
Camden King
Specifically, she did a photoshoot in the late 70's and due to her Star Trek casting Playboy published them almost a decade later.
Liam Parker
RAPE GANGS
APE GANGSR
PE GANGSRA
E GANGSRAP
GANGSRAPE
ANGSRAPEG
NGSRAPEGA
GSRAPEGAN
SRAPEGANG
Noah Sullivan
Don't forget Troi scolding him with YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN A FALSE REALITY WITH IMPLANTED MEMORIES
Ayden Martin
>Picard hate bandwagoners don't know what reddit spacing is
Liam Sanchez