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Nolan Stewart
Angel Collins
So, Seven of Nine is going to be the new borg queen next episode. Cap this.
Jaxson Martin
>train for 20 years with Romulan super nuns to become world's greatest close combat elf
>get BTFO in close combat by random evil Romulan lady
Really makes you think.
Carter Williams
I like how the sexy android is barefoot most of the time.
Bentley Ross
>its not his fault
>he's trying!
Jack Jenkins
Sexy android?
Ian Young
This is just like Star Wars, they're pissing away the one chance we have to see these characters again on these awful fucking scripts.
Logan Parker
Riker and Troi's daughter wasn't an android...why would she be?
Austin Cox
Link the new thread in the old one phaggot OP
Ryder Carter
You telling me you wouldn't try to impregnate this over and over again?
Brody Parker
At least our children would have normal chins.
Easton Wright
What is all this Geordi talk? Where did you all find it? Just tell me please........
Thomas Parker
riker is still "on reserve" with Starfleet according to nuTrek so presumably they'll drag him out for "one last adventure" at some point this decade.
Was waiting for at least 300 because you know why.
Jose Davis
>You telling me you wouldn't try to impregnate this over and over again?
James Russell
Fuck ya. Ask me how deep I'd go.
Joshua Gutierrez
I would make a baby with her. It would be half android, half human and half baby.
Hudson White
Stunning. Would give birth to chad boys.
Jacob Adams
bros, why did they have to do him so dirty?
Kayden Jenkins
bros I gotta get a vulcan gf
Xavier James
This is nu-trek incel. You have to kill the past so that stronk android queens can slay.
Hudson Perez
because no one in nu trek gives a fuck
William Foster
Nice shop! Her chin is fine.
Brayden Russell
She would birth strong sons
Jonathan Parker
Because now you care about sword boy right?
Juan Myers
There is a shoop of this one of you faggots made, but that isn't it. That's the actual untouched scene. Her jawr is horrendous.
Adam Jenkins
Man where the fuck is Worf? I am so fucking sick of nu-trek my God.
Jeremiah Flores
Chinnigan, is that you?
Matthew Bennett
She has sex in every episode almost...
James Cook
here's more of the shot for proofs
Jeremiah Garcia
He's coming back next season in the horrific nu-Klingon makeup
Austin Robinson
I can see her areola
Nicholas Walker
I pray its cancelled so they cant do any more damage...
Gavin Thompson
good fucking god stop I'm going to be sick
this is like those news articles about how white people should learn to like eating bugs
Ryan Lopez
>RAAAARRRGHGHAAGHGH CAPTAIN, I'M GETTING HUEG!
Hudson Gomez
>M'Ress
Aaron Johnson
I pray it's cancelled so /trek/ will stop being shit up with nutrek talk every thursday
Carson Ramirez
Oh no, it's a more painful version of being disintegrated!
Parker Parker
>im going to be sick
Oh, user. We've only scratched the surface of jawkino. In ching chong land, having your jawr shaved is quite the event....
Oliver Green
Nathaniel Flores
Its all there is now...
Lucas Bell
bitch looks like Mac Tonight
Kayden Perez
Funny you say that. It all comes full-circle.
Carter Wilson
Brandon Carter
Every previous series still exists. With so many hundreds of episodes the possibility for discussion is essentially endless.
Joseph Young
Why don't the romulans just beam him into a brig.
Ayden James
People claim that conservatives can't like star trek, yet star trek consists almost exclusively of extremely stereotypical portrayals of various cultures to the point even conservatives are a little annoyed by the monotony of it. How do liberals not melt in a puddle of impotent rage when watching racist portrayals of micks, niggers, and other sundry ethnicities?
Kayden Morris
>he has... ummm.. super-speed
>they.. umm... can't get a transporter lock.
Justin Reyes
absolute unit
Noah White
Of the three established character deaths his was by far the worst becuase of how utterly pointless it was. Maddox's death is obviously part of this whole retarded synth plot, while Icheb had to be fridged for NuSeven. Hugh's death was completely unnecessary. It kills me because it was good to see Jonathan Del Arco back when they could've recasted his character like the others. He deserved better than this. Shit, I'd rather have a spin-off about the Artifact but with the Tal Shiar bullshit cut out, just a show about Hugh looking out for ex-Borg on a rogue cube.
And to add insult to injury it looked like the bitch was gonna kill him in the opening scene but she spares him for diplomatic immunity only to kill him later.
>tfw Geordi will never see him again
Carson Cook
Star Trek is fundamentally anti-liberal. Yes, it preaches about peace and progress, but the Federation's peace and progress was brought about by PRINCIPLES, a word that liberals utterly despise because it means having standards and knowing right from wrong. Yes, it featured minorities in prominent roles in crews. But they were all held to the same PRINCIPLES as everyone else, and they rose to meet them.
Isaiah Walker
Caleb Powell
yes, it IS a sexy android
and I'm pretty sure androids don't have human rights
Sebastian Bailey
ITT: Quotes that trigger /trek/
>Romulans have ridges
Brayden Ramirez
All of this is just palaver. The real question is how anyone can claim Star Trek isn't a conservative show when it has:
>that scene where T’pol explains to Archer the difference in IQ distributions between species
>that scene where O’Brien complains that ‘petaQ’ is just a word and it’s silly ‘only Klingons can say it’
>that scene where Ezri tries to ‘redpill’ Julian by showing him the chart with all the Bajorans in top media positions
>that scene where Kirk jokes with Scotty about Spock’s mother being a race-mixer
>that scene where Trip votes for George W. Bush
>that scene were Gowron calls Worf ‘a subklingon fucking targ’
>that scene where Janeway says ‘we have to out-Ferengi the Ferengi'
>that scene where Soval uses the phrase ‘the eternal Ando’
>that scene where Tuvok walks on the bridge and Neelix makes money noises
>that episode where Picards helps forcibly displace the Indians because of a treaty with the Cardassians
>that scene where Worf enters Picard's ready room without knocking and gets phasered
>that scene where Garak promotes a 'dispassionate historical perspective' of the occupation of Bajor
Liam Torres
cringe autistic conservabro schizo
Aiden Garcia
It's basically 1960s US liberalism.
Julian Thompson
D'you think they're gonna kill Seven next week? At first I thought never but now they've killed Hugh for no reason nothing would surprise me. Not gonna lie it would be fucking hilarious if they did only for the fact that pic related would end up being overwritten so fast.
Jack Brown
>real captains have hair
Jonathan Morales
>the phoneposting schizo is at it again
Easton Fisher
Fuck off with this bullshit
Logan Gutierrez
dilate tranny
Adam Taylor
Only Norf ones. But, Rommies should all have vampire bangs.
Ryan Russell
>Romulans have ridges
Unless they're Soufern pooftahs.
Lincoln Johnson
Case and point, dump more archives and soijaks faggot.
Tyler Moore
>Geordi will never see him again
They could do a Better Caul Sall style show with the two of them, ending with Hugh going to become Director of the Cube. It could happen
Alexander Hughes
Gong to point something out
Recucks "son" Thad was a language genius, Recucks first officer knew over 100 languages
Parker Russell
>the first character to not hate Picard for not saving the entire galaxy all on his own
>doing a good job helping his Borg bros integrate back into society
>lol just kill him, who cares
if they killed off Seven I'd be less pissed. She's an angsty lesbian now anyway who pisses and shits on Picard for no reason and has seemingly forgotten everything Janeway taught her. Hugh legit hurts. If they hadn't slipped it into this episode which actually had some good stuff in it with the whole Riker/Troi/Picard meetup, I would've dropped it then and there.
Jacob Cooper
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Henry Harris
You're over-thinking it, user. Just look at actual Star Trek. Humanity is a bunch of strongly-identified ethno-nationalist groups thriving centuries into the future. The globalists lost. The one-world, "post-racial", blended-humanity, we're-all-going-to-be-brown-someday, "progressives" lost. In Star Trek, humanity did not blanda up. They built walls and fences and learned to co-exist and get along in peace while preserving each group's distinctiveness. They have a true DIVERSE utopia, not just one that uses muh diversity to turn us all into Brazil someday.
There is NO WAY that "progressives" won the culture and political wars we're in today if that is our future. White people (and every other group) are alive and well and are the norm in Star Trek's future.
Christopher Johnson
>Picard shills out in full force
Picard isn’t canon
Charles Williams
>forgetting the redpill that Neelix said about crimes committed despite being only % of the population.
Christopher Nelson
do one where he is jerking him off
Levi Perry
kek
Xavier Taylor
Thinking a Romulan waifu would be better over a Vulcan gf is highly illogical.
Isaac Bailey
Icheb was recast and killed because the og actor talked bad about Discovery
John Adams
How do we know he's dead?
Borg regenerate. He's not entirely devoid of borg tech. Might come back when 7 finds his body.
Easton Rivera
Its gotten to the point that i cant remember which of these are real and which are fake
Ethan Bailey
>Picard shills
Romulans didn't have bumpy foreheads in my day either, you jackass.
Josiah Roberts
>>tfw Geordi will never see him again
Hudson Torres
Carter Sanders
She's Jimmy Hill's illegitimate daughter
Ryder King
Stop LARPing