Gun makes clicking sounds when it’s held up

>criminal movie in 2024
>no guns since all are banned

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>they didn't even build trenches or any sort of defenses at all
that's what happens when your writers are women

>your victory gets canned by the arrival of a magical army with teleportation powers

>Sends calvary on full frontal assault into the darkness with no advance scouts

>doesnt just fly the eagles to the volcano to drop the stupid jewelry in some lava

Sounds epic to me! Just turn your brain off! Real history is boring!

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>multiple on 1 fight
>they wait their turn to be killed one after the other

Put fire trenches and chival de frise BEHIND your troops

>clips hold 8000 rounds

>only put them facing towards the front of your castle and not in any other direction

>superhero takes off mask in every scene
YASS!! I get to see my favorite Pedowood actor!!

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>keys to the car are kept on the sun visor

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>i want you to sent a message to your boss
>what?
>this *shoots goon in the head*

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Cringe

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>doesnt have to roll his window down with one of those old cranks to use the outside handle to get out of the car

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>car explodes with only one gunshot

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>car flips over a fruit-stand and rolls a dozen times
>extended scene of driver and passenger crawling out
>are you okay?
>yes I'm fine

>Firing squad with laser sights keeps on missing protag.

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>villain tied to the bumper of a slow rolling car by his ankle into a parking lot of vehicles that explode in a skull pattern

>streaming series with pre-Enlightenment setting
>people aren't constantly praying to Jesus and begging God for forgiveness
>people act just as depraved sexually as they act now
>people say "fuck" constantly
>homosexuality is common
>interracial marriage is the norm

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>shoots 12 gauge multiple times inside a small room with no earpro
>no hearing damage at all

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>Revolver fires more than 5 or 6 shots without reloading

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>character pumps a shotgun as they gear up
>pumps it again before they enter the bad guys hideout
>pumps it again while delivering one liner

>Movie doesn't pass the Bechdel test

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Exactly. Any capeshitters here? Could anybody tell me why they wear the mask at all?

>movie bills charecter as FIRST FEMALE ignoring the hundreds of other FIRST FEMALE movies

>car chase - character feels the need to hang out the car like this and shoot instead of just shooting normally

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>guy gets shot with a blank
>dies anyway

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>army takes cataclysmic losses each battle
>next episode they have fresh armies at 100% strength

>your entire city and everything around the city gets completely remodeled out of nowhere so the heros can have a dramatic at the gates scene

>antagonist shoots a henchman
>ANYBODY ELSE GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT???

>blows up a tiger tank with a pistol
What was Spielburg thinking?

>antagonist presses a button at the board-table
>a yes man drops into a fire chute

Especially stupid when all of the henchmen hate the antagonist, who has no powers or anything special, and they surround him, and are too afraid to do anything. They could just all attack him at once and he’d be toast.

>build up big baddie for 8 seasons that leads to final epic battle
>gets one shotted by mongoloid looking midge
Nothin personnel

>fridge gets midged
based

The point of a gun is to get as close as possible to your target before shooting.

>gun fires
>it's literally the cartridge and not the bullet
>no recoil in the slightest

i hate it so fucking much they always put the car into some kind of skid and then open the door to hang out like this makes them some kind of badass. sure sign its a garbage action movie if the stunt coordinator thought this was cool

>WW2 movie - Everyones handling their weapons like a swat team

>Every stupid movie / serie with dragons.
>Dragon dies with a few slashes or a short battle

Why they do this?
It's impossible to slay a gigantic fire breathing beast
*Avgn moment* WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?

The difference between gun safety in the 40s and gun safety now is like night and day. For reference in 1914 just before ww1 there were open parks in cities where people could shoot pistols.

>get chased by the police and flip the car with drink in a glass in hand
>drink is still full when they get out of the car

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That was fucking hilarious, shut the fuck up

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>never fires it

I think I just read the thread wrong. That's my favorite scene in the whole show. Didn't mean to say it was unfunny

Based Julian poster

Problem incel?

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>bolt action rifle
>work the bolt every time you need to ready a shot, even though you haven't actually fired yet
>no rounds are ejected
It was some dumb sniper flick I watched when I was like 12. Can't remember the name but even then the rest of it was ruined for me.

>he doesn't operate with a K98-k kurz karabiner with stripper clips

>1 second before being killed
>someone saves you

>>tell archers to fire
They're using fire arrows (which were real, and actually useful as anti-building weapons in sieges, because they'd tie up defenders in fire-fighting).

The shotgun is a metaphor you plen