If 4channelers ever got super powers this is what would happen

no u dont schizo

* teleports behind y- *

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DANTE IS

i'd have gay sex with a lot more twinks

I wouldn't waste my powers crushing rusted cars user, I would get myself a loli harem on a remote island.

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Id clear out South America, Africa and most of Central Asia

A lot of rape.
A loooooot of rape.
I dont think i can overstate the amount of rape.
Also ethnic cleansing.

The incels would rape like mad

why would you rape?

I'd clear out North America.

With no survivors

>user gets superpower
>"haha i gonna rape everyone haha thats all i care about haha have sex haha i need to lose my virginity haha lol"
like clockwork

Pedos get the rope FIRST

based and omnicidepilled

I would definitely play at being a superhero, tackling injustice and inequality.

Then inevitably my good intentions would end up harming a lot of innocent people and I'd feel bad. Then I'd retreat into the tibetan mountains and build my own temple to spend the rest of my days in isolation.

As the great Kanye West once said, "no one man should have all that power."

the car is cgi isnt it

I would use my powers to explode pedophiles heads

seething moralfaggot daydreaming about gay cuck shit like world peace
suck and fuck my limp dick, pussy

Based

Kill every politician and person worth over a million just to see what happens.

>waste my powers crushing rusted cars
Its called excercising

Good luck with your rope against telekinesis powers.
Anyone would turn into a filthy psychopath with such powers, don't fool yourself.

>Moralfags seething at this thread

>As the great Kanye West once said, Cringe

I'd probably just rob a few banks

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So dane could create lightnings?

>break into bank vault
>it's just a coughing Chinaman looking at a credit spreadsheet

no, this is

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>4channelers would do something if they had super powers

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Why does this remind me of that anime movie

>become a literal God that ain't gives a shit about da human race
>fall in love with a black chick

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I’d go through a murder spree of all the shitty neighborhoods across America. Just walk around and wait for someone to commit a crime or any sort of general coonery and BAM. That way I can fulfill my evil desires while making the world a better place at the same time.

Yeah im thinking you should have sex

I'd burn all the governmental buildings in the country.

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Kaaaaneeeeedaaaaa

based

Projecting incel detected.

Problematic

based ancap retard

Tf is going on here?

I'd beat the shit out of everyone in this thread.

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first thing i would do if i had superpowers is rape

KANEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAA

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She just walks off like, "I've won. He can't do anything to me..."

Drugs =/= Women

Pretty noble family

Mentally ill dyke punches nignog and thinks she can get away because "muh vagina". Nignog keeps it real and slaps the racist dyke. Another racist woman tries to keep the nog down, but he slaps her too.

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No, they’d be that ugly ginger in Megamind

Then glorious reailty sets in

>"user"
>picture of user slowly zooming in
>"Socially inept loser turned superhero of the holocaust."
>*earth shattering violin fart*

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I would never be so open about the powers, i would try to do something to get money like robbing a bank, as for killing someone or being a superhero i would be a lot more subtle, criminals would have some unfortunate accident, like tripping in the middle of the street and getting crushed by a bus when the bus driver couldn't hit the breaks no matter how much he tried

I'd apply my autistic obsession with lifting weights yo the super powers and try to improve them until I'm more or less a demigod. Then I'd fuck off to space.

maybe reddit is a better place for you

You'd have to be extremely subtle as everyone can shoot in 1080p-4K now. There's also cameras everywhere. Eventually they'd notice you're at every accident, crime scene, etc.

Rape probably.
But Monk's style.
I'd get insane amounts of wipes to be able to rape by freezing time or paralyzing them. But really need to clean them first because they smell.

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>Central Asia over Middle East
is this the power of the burger education, or are you simply retarded?

Oh cool, a photo from when i was like 18. well, this is what i look like now, what do you guys think?

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Looks like he fucks black guys

I’d round up and kill every -oomer poster on 4channel.

No proof no crime.