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Why samurai warriors weren't into women?
Luis Campbell
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Jackson Rodriguez
Eating pussy is gay, there's nothing more manlier than making another man submit his primal urges to use his penis and admit he's not as man as you are and only exists to be used by your superior penis.
Aiden Reed
They won't admit to this, but they are afraid to reveal their small nippon cock. Having a prime Japanese waifu point and laugh would crush their self imposed image of tough, honorable men. So they just pretend they don't like them.
Andrew Brooks
It was considered perverse to sleep around in the olden times.
Kevin Hall
Why are asians the most gay race?
Samuel Ortiz
Because they understood the rules that were there since the beginning of time. You can't care about someone unless you fuck them. So they fucked each other.
Caleb Anderson
blacks are the gayest race. that's why their aids rate is so much higher than anyone else.
Isaac Lewis
all asian women crave white cock it's just science.
Josiah Bell
They're incels, that's why they were so mad all the time
David Fisher
People still think samurai were honorable and shit but in reality they were just mercenaries, nothing more nothing less
Hudson Long
>when you just want to sleep but user calls you a faggot for not dicking some random waitresses
Jonathan Price
Fucking geisha thots will please you for a night. Fucking your male attendant in the butt so hard that jealous fags blow themselves up along with their tea kettles will please you forever.
Kevin Watson
It's a japanese thing you wouldn't get it
John White
They preferred boys
Kayden Scott
If you care too much about women or sexual pleasure you end up becoming a slave to them. Take a look at modern Western man.
What percentage of what they do is in order to please or to impress women? How many of them lose everything because they fell in love with a woman?
And how does that work for Western man? Does that gives them the most glorious, happy life?
Nathaniel Gomez
they were unironic faggots
Julian Harris
>take look at modern Western man
take a look at this thread first
Cooper Gray
Yes.
Men (and women too) would empower themselves if they cared less about sex. Our current obsession with it makes us all weaker.
Grayson Jones
don't watch season 2 of this. it's so terrible. not that this season was spectacular or anything
Dominic Morgan
there is a time and place for everything, the man has business to attend to
Sebastian Torres
Why there is no triquel? Mifune as an old hobo with a katana would've been awesome.
Robert Clark
thats why
Blake Howard
There was Yojimbo vs Zatoichi so there is sort of a third film
Matthew Foster
Semi-right. Blacks are just more testosterone and instinct-driven, which leads to hyper-aggression and hypersexuality.
Aiden Jones
Sexual slavery was pretty common in Japan until the end of WW2. Prostitution was legal, and when a family couldnt pay their debts they'd sell their daughter to a brothel. This is also where the comfort women thing came from too.
Jaxson Miller
Volcel masterrace
Logan Cook
Semi-right. Blacks are r-selection and have an underdeveloped frontal lobe. If you look at the functions of the frontal lobe then you'll see how much blacks struggle with literally all of them.
>Reasoning
>Planning
>Language
>Long term memory
>Impulse control
>Problem solving
>Emotions
>Judgement
>Motor function
>Initiation
>Social and sexual behavior
I'm not entirely sure why, but maybe it has something to do with them being r-selection. Most, if not all, of those functions are long term functions. r-selection animals generally don't live long lives therefore, evolutionary speaking, they'd have no reason to develop a "long term brain".
I'm sure some Communist will be along to tell me I'm wrong, that it's all just pure coincidence, and that all animals evolved different except for humans and the only differences between humans are economic factors.
I'd pity them, but they wouldn't understand it.
Alexander Scott
Mifune was so ungodly handsome, it's just not fair.
Jackson Morales
But they'd have no idea how big a cock is supposed to be.
Ryan Rivera
That's a misunderstanding of macroecology- all human races are the same species, differences in behavior and cognition can be attributed to diversity of haplogroups and an understanding of human evolution.
There's plenty of room for scientific racism but don't throw around random theories from high school biology.
Brandon Hughes
But she cute
Colton Miller
Would you with those gay ass haircuts?
Julian Reyes
laying out a woman is dishonorubu and clouds the mind
Adam Price
Because this is what «women» are
Sebastian Cooper
And Ambush at Blood Pass. Mifune was fairly shameless about milking the "yojimbo" persona.
John Myers
This is true of most people who fight and kill for money, even today. Sure there are some true believers out there but the guys who join the army to pay for college aren't doing it out of the goodness of their hearts. Samurais had to make ends meet just like anybody else.
Chase Allen
why all these samurai movies have bad to average acting? did japan forget to try learning to act
Nicholas Diaz
That hairstyle Is pretty ugly
Carter Bennett
Because you can't fight after cooming.
Isaac Perez
Because old school japanese women look like aliens.
Ethan Hall
They are genre films, the acting is usuall on par with the average American western. Sure you have the big prestige pictures by Kurosawa or Kobayashi, but generally if you are watching for great acting, your watching for the wrong reasons.
Jonathan Reyes
The whole "Japanese acting" thing is kind of a meme, but I believe they overact in movies as a hold-over from stage acting. Culturally, Japanese people also don't typically convey a lot of emotion in real life, so they have to exaggerate their inflections in movies to get the point across. If people talked in movies how they do in real life, it would be really boring. This is true in cinema from all countries.
Liam Walker
>misunderstanding
That fucker if retarded, don't sugar coat it
Connor Taylor
>not wanting to fuck an alien
Angel Collins
Let's look at some quality acting from Hollywood youtube.com
Easton Moore
call it what you want it wont make it any less true.
Ian Rogers
Not bad considering he's supposed to be absolutely shitfaced.
Justin Bennett
Premarital sex is disgraceful and disgusting. Fornication should be punishable by death.
Cooper Ramirez
both of them are awful in the scene.
Isaac Price
Anime acting lmao
Christian Murphy
yet it got Oscar for the best acting.
Owen Parker
fuck you
Noah White
there'd be legends of, relatively, huge chinese cocks passed down through the centuries
Ethan Turner
People always post the scenes where Plainview is at the height of his emotions. In the best scenes, he's just seething.
Nicholas Taylor
A bunch of Samurai warriors were women, Tomoe Gozen was a Samurai.
Gavin Butler
Tomoe Gozen is quasi-mythical. But women certainly fought.
Christopher King
Were they into women?
Liam Walker
based
Ryan Lopez
> woof-woof-woof-woof
Is he playing a Batman villain?
Andrew Ramirez
Why are Jap "men" always doing this in shows and anime?
Charles Rodriguez
>Samueai preferred to bum each other
>Western culture is based off of the Greeks.
Amazing how similar cultures can be sometimes
Jace Cruz
In the movie? Samurais raised family's like everyone else
Jacob Long
god when will you fucking retards stop repeating this meme. casual sexual relationships between adults were common in heian japan. there were even elaborate codes of conduct people came up with for the exact way to court a nice girl, up to/including the most graceful way to sneak out of her window in the early hours of the morning after smashing the previous night. puritanical cultural mores were imported along with other elements of western culture in the meiji era, and even then they took a while to catch on.
Cameron Clark
they slayed pussy and then just didn't talk about it
Samuel Turner
because awkward teenagers are their demographic