Does this revelation change your mind about the rise of Skywalker?

If he's so failed how come he can blast a whole fleet with lightning

It makes it worse. I don't know why they're bothering with this damage control. People have accepted the sequels were bad and want to move on.

"Yes"

Rey U want sum fuk

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No the one who was her father was the failed alpha version. The successful clone was the one blasting the fleet.

It's a dumb character and dumb movies, no redeemable qualities,

The Death Star Palpatine was the real one I thought.

...is Rey's father a character I really met or had any chance to care about?

>more patches for a movie as if it were a poorly made video game

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Wow, just when you thought they couldn't make this turd any shittier...

So Palpatine made a failed clone, set it free, gave him directions to whatever shithole Rey was from, nobody recognized that the failed clone looked just like the fucking emperor, the failed clone never bothered to mention this, and Palpatine sent an assassin after Rey's parents after he "learned" about the existence of the clone that he created. Makes perfect sense.

There have been daily threads over the past week with some new "Star Wars confirms [some extra bullshit]" article screenshot. Are these all coming from one site? What the fuck is this shit?

Don't forget that Palps kept up the lie that his clone made, and continued to refer to Rey as if she's his granddaughter.

>OT Prequels >DT

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IMAGINE
BUG FIXING
A FUCKING
MOVIE

Star Wars died with the hyperspace ram

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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To think they made Palatine's return in the EU somehow worse

More like Empire Strikes Back>Return of the Jedi>Everything else with the name Star Wars attached to it

This makes it even more retarded and confusing.

>Disney: Look!! You see!! This happened even though it was ‘t in the movie, so it’s actually a good story!!! Right?!?! We’re idiots and placed all our money on china and now we’re fucked, please change your mind about star wars and ask for more shit!!!!!!

Be prepared for Sheev 3.0 and the Ultimate Order in the next trilogy.

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>it just keeps getting worse
god what a beautiful train wreck

When your movie is such a jumbled overstuffed mess that you have to come out with articles months after its release to even explain the plot.

Unironically yes. It doesnt fix the whole movie, but I like that a lot more than her being a direct descendant

hahaha why tho

it
just
keeps
getting
worse

>Ultimate Order
Final Order

Definitely preferable to him getting laid

That was already used in the ST. There needs to be a new name now to distract the audience from Disney recycling.

Wait. Didn't we see him and her mom get killed in a flashback in the last movie? That didn't look like a Palpatine clone at all.

A good question, for another time.

How soon until this is canon?

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Never, because it makes Rey seem less than perfect.

You mean, they’re trying to make shit up as they go along?!?! What?!?! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?!?!?!?!?!1

this sounds like some final fantasy 7 shit

The actual non-clone Palpatine died at the end of the Prequel trilogy. It would seem that, in his anger, Vader killed him.
>He's my grandfather!
*slap*
>He's my father!
*slap*
>My grandfather!
*slap*
>My father!
*slap*
>He's my grandfather AND my father!

Forget it user, it's Riantown.

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Why don't the Sith just create an army of Trillions of Palpatine clones to kill all the Jedi?

>her robot parts showed her how to bypass the compressor

A good question, for another time.

What the fuck?
It’s just a fanfic version of Dark Empire which is a fanfic to begin with. How do you cancel the EU then rip it off AND MAKE IT EVEN WORSE?
HOW IS IT FUCKING POSSIBLE TO FUCK UP THIS BAD?

By not giving a fuck. And nepotism.

confirm? wouldn't establish be more fitting?

The real fun bit in all of this is comparing Rey and Anakin. Both are now officially Sheev's direct children, although through technically indirect methods like a clone bull or force pump n dump. That being said, Rey's antics imply that she is, in fact, all bigger and better than Anakin, even without Oops-All-Jedi (or arguably thanks in part of being able to tap into that without turning to mush like Dorsk-81).

At first, there's a lot of surface level bitching to be had about why Rey is naturally stronger than her Half-Brother
>this is force is female bullshit
>mary sue bla bla bla
>fuck kathleen etc. etc.
But that's all just outside meta factors. Shaving that all away, you're left with the facts only presented within the universe, and that leads to one very important conclusion and the main distinction between Rey and Anakin's natural talents:
It's officially canon that Sheev's cum is stronger than the Force itself, and Anakin is officially the lesser by having his mom not be impregnated by it

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The more they do this the less shit I give.

That was retconned becuase reylo happened. Anakin was created by the force.

What I'm confused about is why do this reveal? What purpose does it serve? What plothole is this sealing? Because it seems to be a pointless reveal.

>Does this revelation change your mind about the rise of Skywalker?
Yeah, it becomes even bigger pile of shit with each new dump and the stench becomes even more rancid, so it's becoming increasingly hard being anywhere near it.
Star Wars are dead already, let them rest in peace.

>"YOU ALL BOUGHT IT, EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!"

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Shut up and fix the kinks in your Sheev 4.0 clone so you can work on your Concluding Order.

I wonder what it feels like to unironically write these kinds of articles about Star Wars at this point and pretend to be interested.
Or worse what it feels like to unironically be interested.

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Depends on what you're referring to, because last we left off in the canon, Sheev definitely-totally-probably used the Force to fuck Shmi, as implied in the nu-canon set of comics. Besides, even if they did change it so Sheev merely directed the Force or corrupted Anakin before birth, that only make Sheev's cum even stronger.
Because even though the lowest common denominator did clap for Episode 9, people were ultimately still left sour about the Sequel Trilogy, and Rey's power level was a large contributing factor that they couldn't keep denying as time went on, especially if they wanted to do any Nu-Canon EU material for the trilogy. Making her the daughter of the most powerful force user in the galaxy was seen as a quick band-aid for the issue, especially since they could point back at Link's power level thanks to his daddy, but all it does is confirm that Sheev's cum is the strongest material in the universe.

>Sheev is literally just Barry Spaggot

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cute doggo :3

How is it that they keep patching the story to make it worse?

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Sheev at the end of ROTJ

>patch updates for movies are now allowed
3 years from now marvel movies will have DLC you can purchase in the theater to resolve some of the plot holes

It was a force trick. It wasn't real. Sheev didn't create Anakin

Why not just leave Rey being randomly super Force powerful? Just looking at the films, it left some fairly powerful Force users about without a solid explanation to the source of their power. It'll be simpler, leave less angry fans, and it doesn't cheapen the story by tying it to something established simply for nostalgia points.