Can we have a legit /saw/ thread for once without the "never killed anyone" memes and shill posting?

I never understood the water box trap. So the idea is that Hoffman wanted to kill Strahm but make it look like Jigsaw did it. But how was it suppose to work out without a legit way to escape the trap or a tape by Jigsaw?

Who else didn't/doesn't know about the post credits scene for saw vi? I just caught it the first time the other night.

I knew about it back in the thanks to the fan forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=xcbbeSybju4

Hoffy was disturbingly based

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It's still weird to me that young grills were all over Hoff. He doesn't look like that kind of actor, you know what I mean?

the soap opera drama shit that spans all these movies is so cheesy and gay

But extremely fun to watch.

I heard one of the traps in Spiral is a word puzzle where they have to spell out a message. The only clue is "cab" Time is running out when he realizes that it was actually "kab" Right before his hands are cut off he finishes the puzzle... Kidnapping At Best.

Definitely is soap opera influenced it seems. The directors and writers must have experience in soap operas.

I ship Spinel with Jigsaw because Spinel was designed to play games with people so why not?

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Technically he killed people but that's not how the law works. The people ultimately killed themselves. At most he could have been charged with aiding and abetting

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Remember the fan theory about Jiggy being Kevin from Home Alone?

Are you saying he's not?

>You have the right remain si-

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He wasn't trying to recruit Riggs. Hoffman knew Riggs would find him out eventually, so he fabricated a Jigsaw game that would kill Riggs and Matthews while allowing himself to walk out without being a suspect

The OST is so comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=vQOr9h7v6Ag

What are the chances of this kind of shit happening in real life? I know there were already crimes inspired by it, but I'm curious

Based Hoffposter

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Did they ever explain where Jigsaw was getting all this warehouse space from?

He owned at least one steal mill, I thought. Could have owned more

>One of America’s first serial killers was H.H. Holmes, who turned his Chicago pharmacy into an elaborate maze of death traps during the 1893 Columbian Exposition.

>Within his three-story building, he lived in the upper floors but also tortured victims in some of the smaller rooms, complete with gas jets, trapdoors and chutes, so that he could move the bodies to the basement for disposal.

>Other rooms were rented out during the world fair...meaning women were seduced and killed, along with many, many others. Through a series of events, Holmes ended up being taken into custody for insurance fraud, where he admitted to killing 27 people, but the number may have been closer to around 200 - making his crimes clearly surpass those of similarly known killers like Ted Bundy.

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Does anyone here like Officer Rick?

he's alright but i'm more of a kerry of strahm kinda guy

AMANDA

Fuck hoffshit

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Was Kerry the least deserving victim in the series? Not only did she not do anything that warranted her being tested, but she actually succesfly completed her test but still died anyway.
Also she's fucking hot

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She and Eric Matthews were my favorite protagonists, I got really disappointed when they had reduced protagonism after Saw 2, but thankfully they introduced Hoff, Strahm and Perez afterwards, so it kinda made up for it. Still love Kerry and Eric more though. Tapp was cool also, shame he's only on Saw 1.

In Saw 2 she and Eric were suppose to have had an affair which ended his marriage. This was cut but still eluded to in a few of their lines

The colour correction in these movies was really fucking thrash. Still love 'em though.

How do u guys feel about Bob Dagen?

Interesting how it's not the fact that Yas Forums has become a hugbox for polcels, complete with polcel mods, that bothers you. It's not the fact that, on any given night, the entire front page of the catalog has maybe two on-topic threads. No. It's a dumbass forced meme.
Real problems over here.

Did I say this is the biggest problem on Yas Forums right now? I simply started a Saw thread and addressed an on topic issue. Yes, I hate Yas Forumscels too but I'm not gonna ruin my enjoyement of the board constantly talking about them.

Hoffmann was too based.

Alright. Fair enough.
I apologize for jumping the gun there.

Huh, I completely forgot that existed. I guess I haven't sat through the credits in a while.

Never played the Saw games, are they worth playing? I don't have a console right now so i guess the second one is out of question, but the first is avaliable on PC.

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It's lower budget and it's basically a puzzle game. But it's quite spoopy to play in the dark and a lot of fun. I'd recommend.

Probably the most forgettable protagonist for me.

>no one posts clips or webms

What's the fucking point of having a thread?

Hello user.

You know why you're here, strapped to that chair. Cheating and posting more than five threads at once on Yas Forums, user? You just couldn't have enough of the catalog. Many threads, good and bad, died for your greed. Now it's time to repay your debt to the board, now it's time to play a game.

Before you is a computer. You're on a very special proxy. You've been connected to every board on the site, to free yourself from your confinement chair and finally go to the bathroom, you'll have to contribute a new thread to every single board. No spam, no cheap memes, no off-topic, a real thread of discussion and OC, right to bump limit. Every board, from /mlp/ to /lit/, even /vip, you're going to make them a better place at the cost of your own sanity.

The clock's ticking, user, start posting.
Oh, one more thing....the captchas are all slow crosswalks.

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What is the significance of this? Was it supposed to go somewhere that it never did?

Here's one from Mark "The Machine" Hoffman

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I rate him just above Detective Matt Gibson

fpbp

Hoffy was pretty hot. I really wanted him to get away with it all.

It's those lips.

This. While I have enjoyed some traps and absolutely can't stand some like Silence Circle and Impalement Wheel, it was the bullshit soap opera shit that kept me wanting to see what happened next no matter how gruesome it got.

I'm legitimately interested in the fact that Chris Rock of all people wanted to write a goddamn horror movie, and I'm actually hype for Spiral because I'm all for dudes who want to branch out. I hope it's successful

First time seeing this. Did this ever lead to anywhere?

Sounds like assisted suicide, it's an open and shut case for Dr. Death.

Damn right it's the lips

>not knowing based Hoffers survives the nuclear war in his prison to become KING in the new world

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HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGHETTI
BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING
HE THREW UP MOM'S SPAGHETTI
ON HIS SWEATER LIKE CONFETTI YO
MY MIDDLE NAME IS FREDDY YALL

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Usually people watch the movies themselves before posting in threads about them.

>jiggy's outfit in saw 7 was based off Tobin bell's real life habit of dressing 50 years younger then he is.
This guy is also a little league couch so I guess he just likes to stay in touch with the young uns

Only thing that bugs me about his story is that It's never addressed as to whether or not he actually got the hell out, but I guess that's what a "fake" protag like him gets, maybe he was meant to be forgettable. Either way, he didn't solve a single test and because of him, everybody died, which, while we're getting on the subject of undeserving...his wife Joyce was literally guilty by association and we had to watch her get roasted alive.

Fuck this nigger for killing my sawfu

It's like how Harrison Ford just showed up to set in his pajamas for Bladerunner 2049 and they had to roll with it and Joaquin Phoenix refused to stop smoking for his scenes in Joker. Some actors are way too based

Who is the faggot shill that keeps making these threads