Listen up! The soap you shower with? It's s***. You probably haven't even questioned what bar of soap you lather up with. Let's face it, most guys don't. They're still using whatever bar their mommy bought their little man. Is that what you want--to smell like mama's little man?
Listen up! The soap you shower with? It's s***...
David James
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David Mitchell
Pure, unadulterated, Adkino. Ad skippers will never EVER hope to achieve the fresh, natural, smell of Squatch soap
Andrew Russell
This is the stuff that appeals to guys who are into "beard culture" and wearing plaid because they think it makes them more masculine
Parker Barnes
I use body wash, like an adult
Hunter Garcia
Nothing more pathetic than somebody else trying to tell you what makes you a “man”
Parker Lopez
>omg it so fun and random
>he has long hair and he's balding obviously he doesn't take anything seriously. how cool!
>i want to buy this soap because it speaks to my generation's cynicism
Camden Wood
I use bamboo soap from the asian grocery because it smells nice and isn't made in America.
Alexander Turner
>me in the shower
Dylan Morales
YOUR SOAP SUCKS AND IM PICKLE RICK
Jason Moore
Edward Bernays made this shitty anti-commercial from hell
Levi Fisher
>STOP USING CHEAP PRODUCT THAT WORKS FINE
>BUY MORE EXPENSIVE PRODUCT THAT DOES THE EXACT SAME THING
>ALSO BUY NONSTOP SUBSCRIPTION FOR PRODUCT SO YOU ARE A CONSISTENT REVENUE STREAM
Brandon Jones
YOU ARE NOT A MAN UNTIL YOU BUY PRODUCT
Xavier Nelson
I stopped using bar soap a long time ago
Nicholas Perez
I'll take these over those godawful Bloomberg ads. I am so glad its over.
Noah Mitchell
What's up with all of the weird condescending commercials on Youtube as of late? I'm not gonna buy your shit product, especially if you're gonna insult me. Arknights does the same thing.
Carson Sanders
There is only one bar soap and it's Irish Spring. It will exfoliate you and it will take rust off a lawn chair.
Robert Lee
I'm more of a Dove kind of guy.
Cameron Butler
>Is that what you want--to smell like mama's little man?
Y-yes..?
Michael Hughes
That makes you gay.
Wyatt Wood
based
Zachary Gutierrez
>mfw I’ll always use Irish Spring: Icy Blast
Lincoln Walker
I love this guy and his commericals. He's cool. I'd like to hang out with him.
Isaiah Hall
>tfw saw that dr sasquatch man soap ad and kinda want it
Fuck it, its only $7.99!!!
Juan Stewart
>Is that what you want--to smell like mama's little man?
Yes.
Blake Long
OH GOD NO I WANT TO SMELL LIKE WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO SMELL LIKE, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO CONSUME SO I WON'T BE BULLIED BY CONDESCENDING INTERNET ADS AHHHHHH
Leo King
But nobody smells like the soap you use. You smell like the deoderant/cologne you apply after you get out of the shower. This whole sales pitch is retarded.
Liam Morgan
I unironically want to beat this bearded nigger to death with a bar of soap for his annoying commercials.
I'm not buying your shitty product no matter how many times you shill it. Fuck off.
Cameron Harris
After not using an adblocker in 5 years, this unbearable basedman is what got me to put it back on. Seriously, fuck him and his entire family and anyone else who runs 3 minute youtube ads in the middle of album playlists
Lucas Robinson
>>mfw I’ll always use Irish Spring: Icy Blast
Grayson Perez
fuck that soiboy faggot shit. real men buy generic 3 in 1 body wash from Walmart
Dominic Cooper
For me, it's Dove white
Adam Powell
For me it's irish spring.
Nicholas Gray
I use the one single brand of soap sold at my local store.
Ian Myers
This. Hipster, soi "masculinity."
Christopher Taylor
for me? I use this soap
Austin Gonzalez
The majority of soaps and even washing detergents are in fact HORRIBLE for testosterone levels. As far as I'm concerned, the ad in the OP is the most based ad ever.
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Isaiah Martinez
the official soap of bernie bros
Caleb Bell
>Is that what you want--to smell like mama's little man?
Yes.
Luis Morris
>SYNTHETIC DETERGENT
Nolan Jenkins
Do they offer a washing detergent and a 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner? I don't use soap. Except for cleaning my dishes. Do they offer dish soap?
Ryder Garcia
Based and /SS/pilled
Ryder Gray
For me, it’s ivory.
Angel Gutierrez
It works soaprisingly well.
Just ask the /polcels/ who have a checklist of things that will make them a "fuck".
Juan Hill
>"fuck"
Was supposed to be "cuck".
Carson Ramirez
>"cuck".
Was supposed to be "cuck." I also didn't mean to reddit space.
Carter James
>"suck".
Shit ass I can't get it right.
Noah Adams
>"cluck".
Actually what I meant. God I could go for some tendies right now.
Jeremiah Perez
Real men wash themselves with lighter fluid.
David Hill
>They're still using whatever bar their mommy bought their little man.
Yes, I love my mom.
Hunter Morgan
I'm more of an Equate body wash kind of guy.
Adrian Lopez
no idea what that is but im gonna assume its a bar of jew soap from the hoaxacaust
Logan Reyes
It's funny to read this because everything past "whatever bar" is new to me, I've skipped the ad every single time, with increasing rage
Tyler Gutierrez
For me, it’s Dr Bronners baby bar soap.
Justin Cooper
jesus christ the amount of people on Yas Forums that don't use ad blockers, what the fuck is wrong with you all?
Charles Perry
It's funny because this dude larps about chemicals in soap but he's also a fat ass. He doesn't give a shit about chemicals in his food making him fat.
Tyler Cooper
I'm pretty sure the OP commercial aired during the Superb Owl. I know I've seen it on regular tv before. Never heard of the other one.
Adam Bell
not everyone gets them for their phone, or wants to install plugins on their work computers
Jaxon Garcia
>not everyone gets them for their phone
why? it takes literally 2 seconds. why the fuck are you watching youtube on your phone anyway?
Carter Sanchez
>"chuck."
There we go.
Grayson Jones
While driving.
Adam Torres
This.
I need my fix of American Renaissance, the Alternative Hypothesis and Ramzpaul while I'm driving around.
David Diaz
For me it's the charcoal dove mens body wash. I like the little granular stuff.
Luis Gray
Aw fuck it feels like someone came in sand and put it in a bottle. what's wrong with you
Colton Carter
Nigga I just make mine. It's not that hard or difficult to make soap. Distilled Water, pure lye, whatever oils you want. You can pick up a bunch of pure oils on the cheap too. Mix that shit together, you get your bars of soap
Parker Wilson
do you gotta freeze it or bake it?
Thomas Bailey
nice to see some dovechads itt
I get compliments all the time on my milky skin even though I drink heavyily
body wash is like paint stripper for the skin it’s terrible