CUTE NURSE edition
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>At 600lbs, Ashley has to move home so her mom can help care for herself and her newborn daughter; Ashley must overcome a liftetime's worth of unfortunate circumstances and get Dr. Now's help in Houston.
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>44 pound
Surprising
I didn't think she would even make that much progress
IM JES DEELIN WIF A LOTTA THEEENGS DOCTA
For the anons who lost their papers
that's a lot of adverts
lol
ice cream cakes and plastic surgery adverts in the same break.
murrica is the dystopia
she musta took a 10 pound shit before the weigh in
>it's just..........finances.............mah chilren
Yep. But you better get it from someone who actually knows how to make it.
>tfw used to work at a Korean BBQ / Sushi restaurant
Every weekend the whole staff would have a big "family dinner". Sushi, sashimi, katsu, bulgoki. It was great. Would get drunk off sake with the chefs even though I was underage at the time.
>the scale doesnt lie
SAVAGE
you're not supposed to watch the commercials user
completely shutting down the weightloss surgery pipedream is gonna cause a major relapse, (You) me
are we expecting Lola or Dr Paradise?
I ate mine.
Uh oh the hapa is failing
>getting catty
HE'S KILLING HEEERRRRR
uh oh here we go
she'll gain now to 'punish' him
I miss when I was at college all day. There was a gym for students and the cafeteria had a salad bar with a bunch of stuff like spinach, cottage cheese and eggs
R O A S T E D
didnt work last episode though
i barely even watch teh shows desu, too may tabs open shitposting here
cute!
Dr. Now is kinda harsh. She made 55% progress. Not good, not bad, but he doesn't have to say "you're not doing shit". It's not like she lost 6 like last time.
savage doc is best doc
Dr. Now's usually a little nicer when the fatty is making significant progress, usually giving an ultimatum for more weight loss the next time. Does he just hate quadroons?
These patients are manipulative and love pity parties. Any inch given they will absolutely take a mile and use it as an excuse to slack and gain.
I balled mine up and threw it in the trash because I want to keep eating. So imma say I lost mine.
if it's a kino i'll pay attention more
this episode has been pretty underwhelming so far
I think Dr Now is being unfair. He was very lenient with Ms Ilostthedietplan from last week.
get out Ashley
>I'm not sure how to do even more now
Maybe actually follow the diet?
Just dont eat Ranch bitch!
but she lost the paper
Thread's sometimes moving os fast I can barely pay attention to the show. At least these threads are a bit slower than last week. 70-80 IPs instead of 100+ like last week. Must be the American election and shit.
he can sense her attitude and excuses
he knows she thinks that the minimum is good enough
Seana had the mental structure of a 10 year old.
Punished Tiffanie
Cricket
fucks sakes
prefers eating junk to caring for her kids
evil fatty
>have a baby kid
>move out because you can't blame yourself for being fat
Parent of the year award, Ameriburger edition
This. They're given a goal and a deadline and if they don't meet that expectation, they failed and shouldn't be praised for it. If you're not stern every step of the way, then they'll start slacking and getting lazy
He senses she has the ability to lose the weight but needs a kick in the ass.
The family just needs to eat less shit. How is that hard?
>Oh my leg
kek
I bet she is going to start gaining again once she is on her own.
Wtf were the grandparents thinking?
I'm 5'11 and 228
STRESS
LAYGZ update
her kids bring temptation into the house
the swines!
mutt kids are so ugly looking
How is her sister less attractive than a 600lb woman?
>captcha was stairs
>Seana fails captcha
TRANSITION?
Beats foster care.
KEK
IT'S JUST SO STRESSFUL AND FINANCES AND EMOTIONAL THINGS
look at this ableist commercial
my college's gym was so fucking nice
awesome weight rooms, track, and EIGHT fucking handball courts (aka racquetball courts but I played 4wall small ball handball) EIGHT COURTS
back when I had a bright future optimism, will to live, friends too
I wanna go back god dammit
So basically they should be like the type of dad that is never proud of you and never happy at your success even when you move up the corporate ladder because you're not at the top.
Sounds familiar.
San-de-gay-go
ammirite?
if she tries to exercise her way out of this again we might see more of Houston's finest
firefighters is always a hard get
(a little over) HALFTIME PREDICTIONS
IS SHE GONNA MAKE IT?
MUH LAYEGUH
>Like?
Gets surgery but doesn't hit 400.
you are projecting
your get and go has gotten up and went
you will never get it back
be comfy instead
No joke, I heard a white girl in high school say mixed kids were cute and I wanted to do a spit take. But then again, fat ugly mudsharks think pitbulls are cute so..
galaxy S TWENTY
Two outcomes
>Goes it alone and gains
now shes alone, so she eats a shitton of food because no one is there to say "hey you shouldn't eat that you know?"
>Goes it alone and loses
now shes alone, so the temptation and enabling by her family is not a factor
TAKE YOUR BETS
Not really. Dr. Now isn't happy unless you make it all the way. He doesn't smile unless you get weight loss and work down to the weight where you need skin surgery.
hell no
she's gonna argue with the therapist
>galaxy 8
>galaxy 9
>galaxy 10
>galaxy 20
I've a feeling its one of those episodes where she'll fail to hit 80 again, be sent to Lola, somehow hit her diet goal afterward despite Lola, and then get the surgery in the last 10 minutes
Projection much? This is a different process. These people are manipulative and they're delusional. You can't fall for any of their bullshit or excuses. Dr. Now is there to give them an objective and a reality check. If they don't meet those expectations, he can't help them.
>TFW THE 3 BEST THINGS ON TV TONIGHT ARE 600 POUND GROTESQUE GOBLIN MONSTERS, CHEESY FAKE WRASTLIN' AND CRAZY NICK WALENDA WALKING A TIGHT ROPE OVER A VOLCANO
THIS IS WHAT TV WAS INVENTED FOR
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE
My Spy still isn’t out? I swore I seen trailers for it last year
you mean till he saves their lives?
EAT NUTELLA FOR BREAKY LUNCH AND TEA MON THE FATTYS!
>These commercials
Who the fuck would put nutella on pancakes?
>show about crippling obesity
>commercials advocating for eating pizza over home-cooked meal and nutella on pancakes.
hello naw
forced happy ending with some fake volunteering or getting on HUD again incoming
>mfw ready to change my life
she's really gonna do it bros!
I wonder if its a programing thing, like your brain knows their genes are trashed now
god they move so excruciatingly slow
this is giving me anxiety
for me, it's pizza with tendies replacing the crust
Not every fatty is manipulative like Steven Assanti was. Some stick to their diet and make it all the way to 300 in a year.
Nice open kitchen, 7/10 would cook in it
>moves into a house she can't afford
But why. That's just courting disaster.
HER VOICEBOX SOUNDS FAT AND LIKE ITS STRUGGLING TOO
nutella crepes are pretty tasty. And crepes are just extra slim pancakes
I lost the email
I think I saw this bitch on Chaturbate.
607.
Jazz
GAINED OR LOST?
>She's making it
Holy moly
PERSPECTIVE STATUS: VINDICATED
Soundtrack bumpin
>my stamina has regressed
GAIN INCOMING
It doesn't look all that good, surprisingly.
that just looks outright nasty
I..Is that real?
and you STiILL didn't lose 80
what the fuck user
delet this
She has the worst posture of anyone we've seen on this show.
Sticking her ass out all the time and leaning on stuff.
SHES DOING IT
When I feel like being a fatty, and not eating anything else all day, I'll make a eggo waffle sandwich with peanut butter(and chocolate chips if I'm feeling extra fat).
What if Jazz was a biological female all along and this has been one huge scam
HORY SHET
Does anyone remember the Nutella craze from like 10 years ago? Where people claim it was "brain food" and that it's "super good" for you? When it's actually full of fucking sugar? People meme this shit to being a "mega food" when it's actually dog shit.
More than I expected at least
MADE ME THINK OF
I hate being late. This bitch already lost 80 fucking pounds? And why does she talk like she has a mouthful of cum?
God she's beautiful.
HHNNNNGGG
Hazelnuts are delicious. Ferrero Rocher chocolates are delicious.
check this out though
I felt nauseous looking at this. You just know fat fucks would eat this shit. Fat people aren't just bad because they eat a lot, they always have disgusting concoctions that they make and they mix the weirdest fucking combos. It's vomit-inducing.
where can i buy this
I'm happy we're getting a make it episode, the last couple weeks were downers.
APPROVED
>WHY DID YOU ABANDON YOUR KIDS YOU FILTHY N
DR NOW NO
Lmao Now letting her know that she's a shit parent too
I remember when it was advertised as healthy when it was anything but. I like hazelnut but Nutella is too fucking sweet for me and too oily.
Did you see kfcs new doughnut fried chicken sandwich?
oh mah gawsh r u cerius?
we wuz surgical props
THANK YOU MY user:)
It was marketing.
I dont understand chicken parmesan
Its basically a napolitan chicken milanesa but soggy instead of crispy
Yeah, one of my teachers brought it in to school for us to try and that was unironically around ten years ago.
>Does anyone remember the Nutella craze from like 10 years ago? Where people claim it was "brain food" and that it's "super good" for you?
uhm. no? how exactly could someone possible allege that Nutella was in any way a beneficial part of ones diet? who in the fuck could possibly believe such a thing
yeah she dunwanna see her lil niggletts
Sometimes I hate being American
based
Americans
I don't remember anyone claiming it was healthy, I've always considered it fudge.
Chicken parm with pepperoni?
"I CANT SHOVE FOOD DOWN MY THROAT FAST ENOUGH, JUST THROW IT ALL IN A BOWL AND COVER IT WITH CHEESE"
Basically. They don't enjoy or savor food. They just mindlessly consume it as fast as possible.
just make fucking chicken parm, wtf?
pepperoni on chicken cutlets? again i ask you, what the fuck
no wonder ourcountry is full of fatties.
She can't help being part Silverback Silverback mountain gorilla
>And why does she talk like she has a mouthful of cum?
She was raped 3 times. Probably still has some cum left over
I don't remember anyone saying it was healthy, but I do remember everyone going nuts over how good it was. I do like it a lot, but I do keto too often to eat much of it.
>apoval
>lost 100 pounds
>still needs a walker
Can anyone accurately guess how TALL she is?
There was a time when they advertised it on toast as a healthy breakfast.
I know a girl who thinks half white/half Asian babies were cute and she'd always point it out when she sees out in the streets or how her friend had a cute mixed baby.
>Yeah, one of my teachers brought it in
WHAT THE FUCK
YOUR TEACHER bought into that shit?
I'M AMERICAN BUT SERIOUSLY HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE OTHER AMERICANS
those are pepperoni pizza wings what 3rd world country are you from?
you do most of it in the fryer then load it with some pizza sauce and mozz + toppings and broil it for not too long. It's a big thing in Upstate NY where I'm at
why is she making this face
Probably how Jazz pussy looks like
>Does anyone remember the Nutella craze from like 10 years ago? Where people claim it was "brain food" and that it's "super good" for you?
sounds like something retarded americans would do
That chick was legit retarded tho
If the kid is a girl yeah, if it's a boy the odds of it being an Intel skyrocket
I just kept warp my head around someone enjoying that. I want to believe KFC is implying you don't eat a doughnut chicken sandwich but rather you're getting fried chicken with donuts.
>HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE OTHER AMERICANS
frankly I'm embarrassed and demoralized
That looks a little better but still gross.
No. I live in Canada. Even teachers thought this shit was good for you. I keep telling people how looking at the nutrition table it's basically 40% sugar but people still believe the marketing/word-of-mouth that it's a brain food.
>those are wings
What kind of manlet peperoni is that?
>user you not following the plan
>You not supposed to browse Yas Forums more than 10 hour a week
>Your browser history say you were on Yas Forums for over 60 hour last week
>What is going on?
>Don't give me excuses
>Baneposting, cunny threads, sneed threads, checking digits - you know dis not part of your online habits any more
>I need you go to psychotherapy and find what is causing dis behavior
It was part of the low fat bullshit. "Low fat" food replaced fats - where all the flavor is - with sugar.
Nutella is like 100 calories a spoonful. You can pack on several spoonfuls on one dessert. Nutella is good for camping and hiking, as efficient calories, but as a dessert, it should be only once in a while, in small amounts, but there are people who put it on everything.