TIGHT ROPE OVER A VOLCANO LIVE

HOLY FUCK HE FELL IN

LOL HE WINKED AND YELLED OUT FUCK NIGGERS BEFORE FALLING. WHAT A MADLAD LOL

WHAT? When? It's commercials right now for me, it showed the lady on the hula hoop thing and then it cut to commercials. What happened?

>All these ads

Do Americans really let shit like this slide?

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I wonder what percentage of audience is shared between this and the walking dead

They're packing in the ads now, so they can show the walk uninterupted.

>this and the walking dead
What do you mean? It's the same show

stream?

I've seen the new Walendas stunts, when they crossed Time Square.
ABC makes it look a legit high wire act but they always have safety harnesses.

That means it's not death defying. There's no risk. If he falls off he can just climb back up.
It's bogus

If he wears a harness, it's bullshit. The only reason we're watching is to see this guy fall into a lake of magma. And to imagine sticking my face into his wife's ass.

Holy fuck

These commercials started before survivor went to commercials, and that show is already back on while this is still commercials

123tvnow.com/watch/abc/

Bump

Plus if he actually fell in they'd immediately cut off the feed and switch to the presenters.
Theres no payoff.

OXIDZATION RUNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHH

yeah if it were "live" it would have a giant delay for that exact reason

>Praying on national TV
Based

Sacrifice before the world ends tomorrow?

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He's in

His wife seemed genuinely spooked after she finished. Also qt

this

Only when the local governments force them to have it. He didn't have one when he crossed the Grand Canyon.

He's wearing a harness. Lame

>pyramid
>volcano sacrifice
illuminati confirmed

I feel like having a safety net or harness would give him a big boost in confidence, whereas having your life on the line would hinder your performance because of all the fear and anxiety

Sarasota here, Nik shops at the same Lowe's, the same Publix eats at the same restaurants as I do. We live in the same neighborhood. He really is a super chill guy. He really fought hard against being forced to wear a harness on the Niagara Falls Crossing. He said it made things less safe because he wasn't used to the shifting weight and feel of the harness.

Kids run up to him and ask him questions people ask for selfies and autographs. I've never once seen him show even the slightest hint of being annoyed.

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>He didn't have one when he crossed the Grand Canyon.
>he doesn't know

fuckjing jump already

Honestly, this sucks. The stagehands who rigged this entire stunt have more balls

He had a support sling for his balance bar and that's it.
He didn't have one when he walked the icon Park Wheel in Orlando either.

lmao I forgot this guy chants to jesus the entire time

Harness? Fuck this. I hope it erupts.

Sure, Nick

Safety line, whats the fucking point, any fit man with a pair of balls could do this. And it would be more entertaining cause you'd know theyd stumble

fucking pussy shit, Alex Honnold shits on this faggot

He's the chief rigger too.

>safety harness
What's the point?

HOLY FUCK he’s walking a tightrope over the coronavirus

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HOLY FUCK THE VOLCANO IS SPEWING HOT LAVA AT THE TIGHTROPE

Not when he did it in Chicago. Union city, and we told him to sit the fuck down.

there's still a chance he slips and the harness detaches because of a major malfunction

this is a joke
he's holding a balance beam
the line he's walking is braced
and there's a safety line
SHAM SHAM SHAM
nothing to see here folks

Seems like you could tight rope walk over Two 3 story apartment buildings the same length apart and you’d be just as good as tight rope walking and still have a chance to get rekt. I mean if you fall into a volcano your fate is kinda sealed ya know

The safety harness really does lower the stakes. But they do it so he doesn't actually die if he slips and maybe for legal reasons.

uh?

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nek rop

ALL THOSE FUCKING COMMERCIALS FOR A FUCKING HARNESS
FUCK TV
FUCK COPORATIONS
FUCK JEWS

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It wasn't the grand canyon

Would you trust someone else's work? Improper rigging done by a contractor is what killed his grandfather in Puerto Rico

It's not really interesting with a safety harness. He should really trust god and take it off.

Bro i just collected my welfare cant you do it tomorrow

Okay but seriously are you guys (formerly) underaged or something?
Otherwise how could you possibly muster any excitement for "GUY TIGHTROPES with a harness LIVE ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN STAY TUNED FOR THESE MESSAGES"?

Tightrope walkers almost always hold a balance beam
But yeah, the safety harness really lowers the stakes

>The gorge of Little Colorado River Navajo Tribal Park.
>near the grand canyon
Kind of splitting hairs because everyone calls at the Grand Canyon Crossing

Yes, considering due to our regulations and blah blah blah, we have some of the safest riggers in the country. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them were shipped out for this stunt. No doubt he has say, but when he was here his family and group couldn’t touch anything that involved the rigging/set up.

god this is so fucking stupid

american tv is do dumb

americans are so fucking retarded

CIA awaits

The only people watching this are christians and non americans. Maybe some little kids.

Better than soccer

In the same way it's splitting hairs to point out that there isn't any fucking lava in the volcano

I'd fucking do this walk with the harness, no real danger unless it erupts.

there's no risk though with that wire, and no way to prove this is live.

~~thank you jeesuss~~

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Not everything is a conspiracy.

The wire is way too thick, more like a cable.

~~my precious loord~

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underrated.

Absolutely based Christ kino right here

There is hope for the hopeless
There is no fear for the fearful

All is set free through the shed blood of Christ Jesus

Yeah there's no real fear factor here. No risk. Very lame.

how long before we get a nice, HD video of someone dying from lava? We need to know what it looks like

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bro is masking his fear with trying to be motivational

why is he preaching this is awful at least david blaine was a mute

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As close as we can get

youtu.be/kq7DDk8eLs8

David Blaine is a Jew pedo mystic, this man is a patriot and Christian through acts.

If he falls he looks like an incompetent tool. Good bye sponsors