Kinos for this feel?

I GOT SPUUUUUURRRRRRS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE, JINGLE JANGLE!

even dildos are getting tired of women's shit.

99 Problems

"A Dog A women and a Wallnut Tree"
The more ya beat em the better they be"

Based jailbot

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YOU BEEN HIT BY
YOU BEEN HIT BY, A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

"Officer this droid is defective "

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MOVE BITCH
GET OUT THE WAY BITCH
GET OUTTA WAY

Bad Boys (Theme From Cops)

youtube.com/watch?v=bBD8M3WFrAw

>What song did he sing?
youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0

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fuck marty and fuck jannies

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kek

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Fuck tha police

Cogo Guebara rushed over to the motorized police officer and pushed its emergency alert button on seeing the brawl break out in Salt Lake Park, Los Angeles, last month. But instead of offering assistance, the egg-shaped robot, whose official name is HP RoboCop, barked at Guebara to ‘Step out of the way’. To add insult to injury, the high-tech device then rolled away while humming an ‘intergalactic tune’, pausing periodically to say ‘Please keep the park clean.’ Guebara told NBC News: ‘I was pushing the button but it said, “Step out of the way.”

>a high-tech police robot
What's a low-tech police robot?

Post malfunctioning robot kino

youtube.com/watch?v=KGzo84xMefI
youtube.com/watch?v=nQ-ggzfdsMs
youtube.com/watch?v=0FThgw8mXWo
youtube.com/watch?v=ACl8zhjDXjg

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OH DANNY BOY,THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLING

A bomb disposal robot
A bodycam that turns on automatically

Other versions of the same model have previously hit the headlines after one fell into a fountain in Washington DC. And a third HP RoboCop struck a child while patrolling a mall in California’s Silicon Valley. Share this article via facebook

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>robots will replace huma-

unironically pic related

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an officer

SISTER ARE DOIN IT FOR THEMSELVES

BASED robot

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based

I’m a neet that rarely goes outside of my small community. Do these robots really roll around in cities now? I’ve never seen them in NYC.

>Share this article via facebook
no, fuck you

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She became self aware and they murdered her , next time they might not get so lucky.

WHEN I WAS

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THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE

1

BITCH PLEEEEASE
YOU MUST BE
SMOKING ROCKS
REAL SHIT

A LITTLE FILLY

My god, the robots are already as effective as British police in stopping rape.

Anything by The Police

The next time I say "Why do I still come to Yas Forums" remind me of these posts.

>We sendin
>SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOTS NIGGA
>Err'body gettin
>POP POP POPPED NIGGA

Is this some 4d bait?

LEFT HAND BLUE
I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
I'm 100% nigga

I'll never forgive them for what they did to her, she was pure

youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY

how is it bait
im saying the posts are funny

>robot can read micro expressions, changes in voices, etc. to determine lying
fuck we're already this far with AI?

Frank Sinatra's High Hopes.

funny how , like a clown , how are they funny?

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE

>changes in voices, etc. to determine lying
Very simple to see if someone's lying.
Humans naturally pause for the slightest moment after they lie, to check if their lie has "landed" and been accepted as truth.

"I'd like to report a crime"
...
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Hole."

Just funny, y'know? They're funny guys.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

I GOT NINETY NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE

I SHOT THE SHERRIFFFF
BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY

Party Rock Anthem

Just remember that when the killbots come for us all, they're going to be quippy, sarcastic, and "random"

Because "why do I come to Yas Forums" is something someone who CANE to Yas Forums from somewhere else (reddit) says.

And the posts you quoted are quintessentially reddit, where a whole topic can be nothing but people upvoting each other for posting song lyrics.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Yeah. I'm thinkin you're getting gold for this oost

that's a comforting thought

What stupid fucking logic. Everyone ever on Yas Forums came to Yas Forums. You can't fucking be in a place if you didn't come from somewhere.
Like you, you came to be an idiot, you weren't born an idiot. You didn't grow up an idiot, you didn't go to school an idiot, but look at you now, you've come to be an idiot.

Next time I say "why should I stop coming to Yas Forums" remind me of this post.

hej

kek
gettem, mate

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This isn’t the robocop we were promised

>Next time I say "why should I stop coming to Yas Forums" remind me of this post.
Oh yeah there's that too. There is a bot on reddit that will remind you of things, which leads to redditors to constantly say "remind me to..."

Thank you for the biggest laugh I’ve had all week

ROCK THE LAND
ROCK THE LAND

>rolled away while humming an ‘intergalactic tune’
WELL
NOW
DON'T
YOU TELL ME TO SMILE

how do you know so much about reddit???

Weedeater

YOU STICK AROUND ILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE

>t. Rebbitor
you aren't fooling anybody. I don't understand why rebbitors have to come here and overcompensate by trying so hard not to look like a tourist.
Go back.

By comparing 2007 Yas Forums with 2017 Yas Forums, one can interpolate the effects of reddit tourism and make note of new phrasing used by said tourists.

That doesn't explain how you know what a bot on reddit does.

GOT NUMBERS BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN DIAL

Fucking bastards. #FREETAY

I saw it on reddit.

Oh yeah that reminds me, redditors get really fucking mad and defensive when you call them reddit