600 POUND LIFE THREAD

600 POUND LIFE THREAD - BRAND NEW EPISODE STARTS AT 8:00PM EASTERN - EXACTLY 1 HOUR FROM THIS POST ON TLC CHANNEL

Season Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=2MtRci_uzXg

Season 8 Episode 10: Ashley B's Story

A woman at 600lbs moved back home so her mother could help care for her and her newborn daughter.

STREAMS ARE FULL OF COMPUTER AIDS AND SOMETIMES DON'T WORK, BE CAREFUL

123tvnow.com/watch/tlc/

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ustvgo.tv/tlc-live-free/

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stream2watch dot ws/live/tlc-live-stream

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watchnewslive dot tv/tlc/

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based 1 hour early OP

How was your week, anons?

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What's your favourite sodie pop?

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i broke my diet yesterday

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justify the existence of this general

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im eating a chocolate bar right fucking now ahhhhh

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BASED I should order that free pizza I got from dominos for this

laugh at the funny fat people

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>You wanna eat this?? Fine - eat Death!!

That was a grade-A verbal slapping i gotta hand it to em.

A&W root beer

Confess your food sins of the last week.

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Watching last week's rerun right now. Christ what a retard.

>she lost the paper 4 times

Royal Crown Cola

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water

god damn i fucking love new fatkino
it's been my favorite part of this site for a long while now

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tonight's is better, though she got raped like 3 times in her younger days

>furfags

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Wait until you guys see this Silverback Amerimutt goblina

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Q from Dr. Now: _________
A from Seana: yes sir
another Q: ___________
A: yes sir
Q:_________
A: I don't know
Q:___________
A: no sir

Best night of the week incoming

for me, it's
>Faygo Blue Moon Mist
>Dr. Pepper
POWER GAP
>Pepsi
>Cherry Coke

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alkies don't deserve to judge fatties

You just don't get cinematography this kino on tv these days.

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Looks like Fat Kino is back on the menu boy's.

I’ve never heard of faygo in my life. Is it like Fanta?

Rewatching the Seana ep from last week. It's just so frustrating bros. You can see it in her fat fucking face. She is retaining nothing from Dr. Now. He speaks in her ear and it just goes out the other, she is completely reactionary and has no agency. She talks to him like he's her father even though she's a grown woman, she admits multiple times that she's afraid of him. This might be the worst episode in the series, has there been anyone worse?

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white trash soda

She acted like how a three year old acts when they get in trouble. I legit think she's developmentally stunted and has the mind of a child.

It puts the furfag shoes and turtle mode and shit in a different light. Sorta like the retard in Arrested Development having kiddie backpacks and weird hats, you assume at first all it's just a "fun" personality and being quirky until you realize it's the product of a tardbrain.

Juggalo Juice. Cheap soda, so like discount fanta, cola and 7up.

I don't trust the mother one bit. Bitch was shady as fuck.

this

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She might actually be autistic or at least have some kind of learning disability. That whole episode was weird.

Not sure how you're defining worse but despite that bitch last week being dumber than a rock she isn't even top 5 for shittiest, most obnoxious patients on this show.

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I lost the papers again :(

Joyce was worse from this season. Ending was walking to a porch and back and being applauded by her enablers.

You'd think Dr. Dwarf would have discovered that

I don't know where the email went

>daughter is struggling to lose weight
>kick her out of your house almost immediately

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A toast!
To /600 POUND LIFE/ general

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Also known as kino

Oh you know he & the producers did. But they still let her live in a holiday inn for 5+ months because that shit makes great tv.

I lost the papers again
lost the papers again

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youtube.com/watch?v=yt4sKFIkFuo

now with spoiler tags

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dios mio....

Someone upload da diet

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hell yes time to get /comfy/

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>I feel really really good! I'm so proud!

Oh no no no no wait for it

Thanks user

>sugar substitutes are OK, but diet soda is not

I told you two weeks ago, Josta
It will come back one day

Yes there are Josta fans and we write Pepsi all the time

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Don't mind me just getting home for fatkino

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Holy based. I loved this shit and no one remembers it.

What's the deal with this? Is Dr. Now big on aspartame being cancer? Does the caffeine do something to your appetite?

It's because any kind of carbonated drinks expand your stomach. Also most of these people drink soda by the gallon so Dr. Now probably wants to get them off that shit.

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Spend one night with us and you'll be hooked

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I LOST DA DIET PLAN
I LOST DA DIET PLAN AGAIN
I LOST DA DIET PLAN E-MAIL
I LOST DA DIET PLAN PDF FILE I DOWNLOADED FROM DA E-MAIL
I LOST THE TEXT MESSAGES WITH DA DIET PLAN ATTACHMENT
I LOST DA DIET PLAN AGAIN

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>any shot of Dr. Now standing in the hospital parking lot in darkness

Absolute sublime kino

Nurse needs a vacation, every time we see her she looks so fucking done with these lying fatties

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Ahem, may I please have attention
I have announcement to make
...
FUCK FAST FOOD
FUCK SUGARY DRINKS
AND FUCK ENABLERS TOO

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The meth fried her brain

You know how Jazz threads are Lynchian, Kafkaesque, Lovecraftian etc? What do we call this kind of shot (besides kino of course)?

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Is it ok if I mix my own with seltzer and that water flavor stuff? That's what I've been doing for the past 2 years and it's way cheaper.

Bergmanesque

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Cronenbergian

That's like trying to get explain the existence of god, just bask in the glory of fatkino and you will see the light

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pure unfiltered kino

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>doors open hauntingly on their own, just for dr. now

This alone is apex kino

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CLEAN IT UP, WAGIE

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the ending of this episode was very very very based

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wendersque

>Lola

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I had a whole pizza from 7/11 last week

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Which stream link you guys using? Arconai's shitting itself for me.

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anons, if the CyTube faggot comes here tonight or in the future for My 600lb Life pls don't let him ruin Fatkino threads like he's ruined live Jazz threads

Where can I watch old episodes of this schlock?

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>tfw stating exercise routine again
>tfw already feeling better
This show is really inspirational in a way.

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I just use it to watch, I still post here

I ate an entire pizza hut medium cheese pizza with extra sauce last night. I'm 5'7" and 165lbs.....fuck....

>Medical science advances to a point it can strengthen your internal organs allowing them to support a larger body
>Skeletal enhancements soon follow which increases the strain you can put on your joints without damaging them
>Rich instagram women start deliberately gaining as much weight as possible to show off that they can afford the medical procedures to grow much larger than they could naturally without impacting their health
>The trend catches on and the average weight of women in their 20s soon becomes multiple times the number it was just a few years prior
>600lb women become more common than women under 150lbs
SOON.

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Mountain Dew Zero Sugar is actually gud, I like it better than regular dew

I'm ashamed to admit this but I paid Jewtube for episodes I couldn't find good torrents for

Wtf did Christian do to her? I missed that episode.

good for you man. I need to get back into it as well.

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Why? The only people ruining threads are the people who fuck with the bingo chart by cheating.

It's on Hulu.

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best shot of the season

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>adverts every 5 seconds
Why are Americans like this?

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It's crazy how different a 165lb "fatty" and a 165lb "fit" person is.

I'm 5'9" and 165lbs. I have friends who are 5'8" and my weight and the same weight. But they're fat. Like I'm so much more compact and denser than they are. You would think I look more 140lbs with a shirt on.

>no turkey bacon

Is there a reason for Turkey Sausage but no Turkey Bacon?