>Listen, might I direct your attention the city-wide dumping ordinance? Look it's a fine mattress, nobody is arguing that, my clients just feel this isn't the proper disposal protocol and they don't want things to get ugly.
Listen, might I direct your attention the city-wide dumping ordinance? Look it's a fine mattress...
Juan Stewart
Jacob Murphy
you better quit threatenin
Gavin Powell
Underrated
Owen Morgan
How did it turn out for these guys?
Camden Roberts
The law doesn't like people sticking up for themselves, so they're prob still in jail and will get railroaded come trial.
Dylan Powell
Do Americans really just throw their trash on the street?
Ryder Hall
They were out, bail got increased after shitstorm. Now they’re out again awaiting trial. Millers are gonna walk, seething aaronfags redditors will forever weep. Nice trips
Jonathan Lopez
I'm sorry judge, I move for a mistrial, "Jaffa"? These skype calls are clearly interfering with the jury's ability to hear my client's case
Benjamin Martin
Ignore the arm folks! Its a... nervous tick, he does it when attention is on him. Now, my client, what he did, valiantly fighting off SEVENTY children... he should be given a medal, not put on trial.
David Harris
Now I won't yank your chain here, folks.
>My client here, Dylann Roof as you've come to know him. He can be a little uh..... let's say kooky. I mean, for pete sake look at the kid's haircut. Sorry, kid.
>So you may know Dylann as what these BOZOS in the news have been calling him; a white supremacist, a violent racist, an evil gunman, yada yada yada. But what if... I told you.. that Dylann here, in his own special little way, was trying his hand at some vigilante justice?
>Yes, you heard me right ladies and gentlemen of the court. Since he was a little boy all he ever wanted was to be a superhero, you know he really really respects justice and law, that's why we me and my buddy Dylann here get along so well. starts getting dirty looks from all over the court Aheh... yeah.
>But anyway, poor Dylann here though there was some, eummm, we'll call it a congregation of "shadow monsters" at church here. Jimmy points at a random jury member You've seen Lights Out right? Horror flick? No?
>So my client here did what any courageous and good-hearted well-meaning citizen would, he went to work. He got his weapons, his LEGALLY PURCHASED WEAPONS, MIGHT I ADD. I mean, come on people, this isn't Ricardo buying ivory coated AK-47s from the black market.
>So, he goes to work. But ahh, ehh. Not all goes to plan. My client, after not getting the help he rightfullly should've gotten, misinterpreted those poor churchgoers as those uum.. evil shadow creatures WHICH I still fully believe to this day he was really trying to vanquish.
>But, uh, yeah. He made some mistakes. People we killed.
>BUT HEY, we all make mistakes! Right?
>Right?
Henry Jones
>Ok guys I know what you're thinking, yes he's dancing with a guy dressed as a biker from the Village People. But, believe it or not - it's all a joke! My client is not a fag, he never was! it's his medication, fucks with his head, he can probably get a letter from his doctor!
Nathaniel Baker
>bribes jury member with an unclaimed storage shed full of garbage
William Richardson
based saul poster
Joseph Perez
Awful forced meme. You should head on back to rebbit bud. Your memes just ain't up to par with the big leagues
Sebastian Cox
My client is gay, so what? Who hasn't sucked a few cocks? Not a crime to guzzle cum.
Justin Ross
Chase Cruz
Fucking based lmfao
Jordan Baker
lol
Nathan Johnson
>My client is not a fag, he never was!
kek
Leo Gonzalez
template?
Daniel Torres
10/10
Lincoln Jackson
stop trying so hard to push this unfunny meme.
if any of you actually find this funny just go back to r*ddit please.
Justin Gray
Daniel Roberts
Chase Collins
it was good but got stale halfway through the first thread
Eli White
Okay sure maybe 25 cocks at once is a bit excessive, but who else never went back for 2nds or another scoop of ice cream? If my client is guilty of anything its being passionate about sucking cocks
Michael White
And I'm not even talking good lookin' cocks. Irish, baby. 2, 3 inches long. Buried in white-red pubic hair. Stinkin' of alcohol.
Eli Cruz
Its still got some life in it
Angel Stewart
Someone do the trial from Goblet of Fire.
Zachary Wright
If you're actually doing new stuff you really should do Lanza
Lucas Moore
Made me laugh.
Thomas Ward
>The call was perfect!
Jeremiah Brown
Can someone do the Vincent Ambrosio from To Catch a Predator?
Jack Brooks
Your honor, I know what you're thinking, "Allowing all of his friends to be slaughtered in order to chase his dream, WOW, this guy must be a monster!" Well, I'd say the entirety of Midland seems to have forgotten about who put an end to the 100 years war and the subsequent Kushan invasion. I know, engaging in sexual activities in front of his best friend may appear weird to some of the members of the jury, but I mean, who am I to judge what rocks people's boats am I right? Besides, she had repeatedly mentioned how much she desired him, yet now she somehow puts on this phony act of short circuited memory!
Henry Brooks
Sort of like a tripcode?
Zachary Lopez
Isaiah Barnes
Ah fuck
Lincoln Sanchez
Designated garbage streets
Joshua Green
Finally, a decent meme to come out of this show.
Landon Martinez
fucking hell lost
Justin Hill
>
Brandon Russell
There was potential but your writing sucks.
Jack Diaz
Sorry we don't flush it all down the loo, Nigel
Jeremiah Morgan
I almost choked on my johnnie cake laughing at this one
Liam Gutierrez
Yeah not quite as good as your Saw threads amirite?
Parker Walker
This meme can keep going forever and anyone who says otherwise is a newfag and doesn’t remember pre-sneed Yas Forums
Jace Ward
Janny, there isn't even a rule against sneedposting!
Cameron Bell
heh i made that yesterday, thanks for reposting it and im glad it got some lulz
Daniel Stewart
Fuck you cocksucker
Gabriel Rogers
as a meme expert myself I'll weigh in and say this is equivalent to tax posting. keep it up
Tyler Collins
kino
Andrew Hill
baste
Wyatt Cruz
trial has been pushed back multiple times because everyone knows they're going to walk
Jace Collins
do Saul at the Nuremberg trials
Liam Campbell
Nicholas Torres
>10 minutes of the fat fuck and his son eating peanuts
Andrew Nelson
here
Matthew Nguyen
Take this, too.
Ian Sanchez
Lol you got fucking rocked kiddo
William Lewis
>Now gentlemen, let's not pretend we all haven't been there. Have you even seen how awful those TV shows are nowadays? I mean, there you go, comin' home all tired and sweaty, you sit down, and what? New McDonalds for 5 more dollars because the meat looks shinier on this one commercial? Even better, you're waiting for that spicy call from that one girl you met last week at Norm's (excellent burger, highly recommend), and then boom, some guy in a six-armed accent calls you to offer some credit card. Who needs all that? Teddy here did what we all thought of doing lots of times. Are we going to punish the one person who carried out what we all wish we did? Ladies and gentlemen as far as I remember it goes ''Land of the Free, Home of the Brave'' here, and that sentence always goes with both parts.
Wyatt Sanders
Yes we know thanks
Ethan Lopez
You cough within 3 feet of me, I'm gonna quarantine ya
Parker Hill
I honestly appreciated this, saw it on my phone yesterday and wanted to open it on my computer today to read it and you saved me the effort of finding it in my phone's history.
Charles Williams
this is comedy gold my man
the top of the top keks
Cooper Wright
Someone do Palpatine.
Adrian Ramirez
HOLY BASTE
Noah King
NOOOOO ONE OFF