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ugly hapas wuz royalty knights n sheit too now I guess
Good to see they're finally making a film about king Charles II of Spain
dam adam has gotten thicc. makes my pp even harder
Why the fuck is hollywood so bad at making armor?
How did you get a picture of my Oblivion character?
Seething Basedega
Is this shooped?
literally me
No he just looks like that now
Yeah, it's shooped.
ITS YOU THE HERO OF KVATCH ITS TRULY AN HONOR
no absolutely not, it's real
based but cringe, nothing hot about thicc adam
Honestly he does look like Vlad a lot
bravo george
BY AZURA
>Charles the II of spain
>GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
im laffin
I didn't know they were making an Elder Scrolls 4 movie
More like Ivan IV
They're intentionally making them shit. That's really the only answer that makes sense after literally decades of Kikewood's historical trampling.
Damn that’s cinematic as fuck.
I always thought the viper/mountain duel in Game of Thrones was realistic but apparently this was the real fucking deal.
I may or may not have let the goblins in the sewers merk this little bastard
>who you callin chicken
That's where the breastplate stretcher was all along, who'da thunk?
Is his nose attempting to consume his entire face?
>As his horse faltered and collapsed, Le Gris was thrown off and lost his axe. Undaunted, he rose and drew his longsword, turning to meet Carrouges who was already advancing on him, sword also drawn.
>Again the combatants traded blows, their weapons the only sounds heard in the silent battleground. Again, Le Gris' superior strength gave him an advantage, pushing Carrouges back before thrusting his blade through his opponent's thigh.
I can smell the Kino
>As the crowd watched in silence, Carrouges shouted in Le Gris' exposed face for him to confess his crime before death or face Hell. Le Gris replied so all could hear, "In the name of God, and on the peril and damnation of my soul, I am innocent of the crime." Enraged, Carrouges drew his misericordia and thrust it through Le Gris' throat, killing him instantly.
Probs another Oscar nomination for the dude
Use spoiler tags sometimes
is this a Charles II of Spain biopic?
He looks like those medieval paints of inbreed kings.
>Forget the past, kill it if you have to
Inb4 childish taunting
Wow what a funny and original meme comment lmao
>Wow what a funny and original meme comment lmao
Because a suit like that would be an unreasonable amount of money for a studio to pay for, especially when each suit was custom designed to the wearer. Not to mention, actors aren't all beefcakes trained to walk in plate, they need fluid movement to act. That is basically it.
>*laughs in your way*
and it bombed. Hard. Really btfo there.
Funny cause roasties would STILL rather tap that than sit next to you on public transport. Stay mad incels.
>Funny cause roasties would STILL rather tap that than sit next to you on public transport. Stay mad incels.
Nope, it's cheap enough for a movie studio.
Poor Charles II
Incest was a fucking mistake
you can just see his fellow soldiers making jokes about having a cock on his face
kek
*mogs everyone around*
Damon looks so fucking autistic. I'd get "reped " by Driver too.
Were talking a few thousand pounds for a good suit. Less than a grand for a shitty one for extras. These movies cost millions to make.
T. Guy that owns a custom suit of armour
Yes and I clearly covered that later on by saying that actors aren't used to this kind of thing.
>americans
>knights
>tfw America wasn't colonized in the 900s so we could have castles and still ass fuck the injuns into oblivion but have an Americanized style of armor
>by saying that actors aren't used to this kind of thing.
Who gives a shit about what professionally trained whores think when they're supposed to dance on the stage for our amusement?
OH NO
IT'S THICKO REN
Oh no what ever will I do without putrid stinking insideout vagina monsters eating my dick???
based pozzed up faggot
We can go longer.
Enjoy being a slave to your walking meat cavern, thirstyboi. Remember to wash the stink of rancid fishmarket off your penis before zipping up your skinny jeans
Have sex.
it's because stuff like actually looks worse to normies. they aren't thinking about realism or what the function of armor is at all, they're reacting as if armor was just a type of clothing.
that's the REAL reason. see pic for what happens in normies heads when they see realistic armor.
see THIS pic
you literally put your dick into literal human shit lmao
and then others put it in prolapsed anus aswell
what an existence
Mate properly made amour is much more conformable to wear than this shitty piece of just, they way the weight is distributed make is way less abrasive on the body. even more so if it's made of aluminium or another cheap and light metal look alike.
They actually tried to copy the authentic armor from an English knights grave but seemingly had no idea what they were looking at.
I think its more to do with his build than the armor being weird. His torso is just so wide and bloated looking.
Those kinds of trails were handy when people believed that god(s) actually had a hand in determining the rightious. Basically if you win then god wanted it and no crime was commited.
What's the point of those chains on the blokes on the bottom left?
Retention chains. Attached to your weapons and/or other equipment so you don't lose them in the heat of battle.
"Poisoned by fate nearly 200 years before he was even born"
Jesus that fucking sucks. Hitting every genetic dead end.
That's cool, never heard of that.
ITT: manlet cope
They were pretty much only used in the 14th century.
Jews are not fighting people. They can't comprehend concepts such as armor..
>why are people who only got their job thanks to nepotism and some diversity quota bad at said job
I wonder
t. facelet
>he rates movies based on how much money normans payed to see them
fgt
A tall guy with a shit face will always win over manlets of any kind. Sorry.
Pretty good casting, he looks like a proper inbred royalty.
HE WAS A GUD BOI
WENT TO CHURCH IN HIS CARRIEGE AND HELPED THE PRIESTS
>Not to mention, actors aren't all beefcakes trained to walk in plate
I fucking hate this meme, plate isnt that heavy, its like 40 pounds, distributed relatively equally across your body, it would be like a very heavy winter outfit. And thats assuming its actual steel, you could just make it out of some shitty aluminum that looks like it. You could absolutely move in it. Also they're like 20-30 grand tops, and thats for a functional one. Not that much considering how much movies cost, and you only really need high quality custom suits for main characters.
Bruh it made over half its money back stupid nigger
daisy ridley edition
please don't
I hope they meme him like this for every role he gets until the day he dies.
CUTE
They customized an armor just for him
quads DENIED!!!
It's ogre
>
LOL wtf. Chains are so weapons arent lost if disarmed
Fucking STUPID retards making this
Dude that's badly edited. That's the soundtrack btw. Check it out.
>youtu.be
He's too pale user, maybe can play a vampire though
I don’t use public transportation so that might explain it
Real armor looks like shit
>implying
There's no armor in this pic
get your eyes checked m8