I want a Norwegian girlfriend so bad bros

I want a Norwegian girlfriend so bad bros...

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All I see is a white pig

I'm fucking a Norwegian girl. She's a cosplayer, and her name is spelled like a normal English name but pronounced so that the 'J' is more like an English 'Y'. She's only like a 5 out of 10, but still a good fuck.

I guess irrelevant coastal mountain niggers attract each other?

me too

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Too white

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Stop being a manlet then.

I guess irrelevant nations that think they're hotshit just because they're bigger than their western peninsular neighbour are all assholes

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>I want to fuck a white girl with blonde hair that could be from literally anywhere in the world but I choose to say Norway because I fell for the 'muh nords' meme

>but pronounced so that the 'J' is more like an English 'Y'
If it's a Norwegian name then the J=Y simple as. That is the "consonant Y" as in "York".

What's her name then? Julie? Jorunn? Jenny? Tonje?

>I guess irrelevant nations that think they're hotshit just because they're bigger than their western peninsular neighbour are all assholes
Yes, that's right. Come to think of it, we really do share a lot in commo n with the spaniards. Maybe I should get a Spanish gf.

>I want to fuck
just wanna hold hands, man

>I choose to say Norway because I fell for the 'muh nords' meme
projecting identityless new world mutt
Portugal and Norway are best allies
based
Scandiberia alive and strong

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"You want what you can't have."

Why all the fetishizing? Just find someone you like and who has good looks.

Now you're just being delusional. You're nothing.

absolutely SEETHING leaf

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HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!

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Maja lmao
My ex's name though she was swedish

I know lots of Maja, that's such a basic bitch name

would impregnate her

would impregnate him

i want that pig

>thirdworlders are literally dreaming about white gf
jesus christ

I support our alliance :^)
Dry-fish alliance forever

I can smell her stinking breath from here

white and brown need to be frens again

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My swedish friend always said my name (Jesse) like Yes-uh

GTFO with cake face, literally an animation at this point

I want a pale blonde light blue eyed girl I don’t care from (Flanders, Scandinavia (including Finland), Estonia, Russia, Ukraine, Germany, Netherlands, northern France)

Me too brother.
Norwegian girls are too cute