/shit/

don't feel like doing that sorry

telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/04/29/boris-johnson-dash-hopes-lockdown-will-lifted-soon/

>PM to say it is too early for major easing as figures show UK could have one of the world's worst death rates

Evens evil rogue
Odds good warrior

just hacked up a lung

WHERE THE FUCK is these USAF Jackie Kennedy nudes then ffs

don't get it

girugamesh is actually pretty good

>theguardian.com/profile/frances-ryan
mental how you can be a professional journalist and just write the same articles over and over

>5'8
IT'S OVER

u proper should though

wanna see my family in nz

Evens you fuck off and never post again
Odds you keep going

we're full

she just makes the same dumb articles about being disabled again and again

morning

wow, wiktionary has an entry for THAT?

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You'll know the true meaning of full when I come over there and shove my cock in your arse

Honestly a bit tired of infidelity as a source of conflict and drama in tv shows. Got to the point where I just turn it off at the slightest hint of it and dont watch the show at all anymore. Didnt even get through the first episode of The Detectorists because of it.

border's closed until you cunts get your 'rona under control

>racist overtones
literally any any immigration sentiment will be said to have that
joke

Am I English?

is that funny to you?

just like real life though innit

poor sod you'll have to wait then wont you

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/based

Adjective

based (comparative more based, superlative most based)

Founded on; having a basis; often used in combining forms.

That was a soundly based argument.

(slang, of a person) Not caring what others think about one's personality, style, or behavior; focused on maintaining individuality.

(Internet slang, Yas Forums, Reddit) Praiseworthy.

Antonym: cringe
Wow, OP is based as hell.
Based and red pilled.

>Group 13 is rumoured to be a secret cadre of ex-SAS and military intelligence operatives. Group 13's remit seems to lay in the same shadowy realm as 'The Increment' ie deniable covert actions such as assassinations. Both units are rumoured to be run via the Foreign Office, through the SIS. The main difference appears to be that Group 13 tends to recruit mostly ex-SAS as apposed to serving members. Group 13 have been linked to various controversial incidents such as:

>The 1990 assassination of Gerald Bull - designer of the so-called Supergun, meant for Saddam's regime
>The death of Biological weapons expert Dr David Kelly in 2003
>The 1984 shooting of WPC Yvonne Fletcher outside the Libyan Embassy

>It should be noted that no hard evidence has been presented for Group 13's role in any of the above incidents.

Can any lad here confirm if we actually have a secret government hit squad???

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I'm fucking dying

Between 2008 and 2010 the house next door to mine was rented by a charity and used as a home for delinquent older teenagers.
This chav girl had a room on the other side of the wall next to my room and she always played this song
youtu.be/F4uy0_ZltXU

She kept her bedroom window wide open and from my bathroom window I could watch her masturbating with a hairbrush handle on her bed.
The way she lay on the bed meant she couldn't see me but I had a full view of her naked body.
When I came back from uni luckily the charity had gone. The delinquents were a nightmare always shouting, smashing stuff and playing shit music loudly.

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The lads

youtube.com/watch?v=lLLL1KxpYMA

Hope not tbqh. Genuinely believe infidelity should be punishable by years in prison.

funny in the sense that it is ridiculous but not in the sense that it makes me laugh out loud.

knower here
can confirm that we don't
i wouldn't worry about it

usually because they are tho

Based Lil B inventing new slang

>you will never be in an American University between 1998 and 2001
>you will never be in a fraternity getting wasted every day and fucking primo yank sloots
>you will never join the US marine Corp as an officer immediately after 9/11
>you will never lead men during the invasion of Iraq as part of the most powerful army in the world at its peak

What's the point

is this the worst gimmick since Tim posting?

I hope my bait thread gets lots of replies

you know a majority of women think that cheating on their partner isn't wrong, right?

that's your opinion but I respectfully disagree

I like it
It's the eternal struggle of man