Drunk for two months and counting edition
/brit/
dropping some ODIOUS bombs from my ARSE
45 years since the liberation of Saigon
A great day
WHERE IS BETO
ps4berg telling me that 200gb of space isn't enough to download 9gb of data and that i need to delete a game
looks like you're gonna have to buy a new one
should be able to arrest these people
okay, this was definitely made during the pandemic
>also electric car batteries are not sustainable
why not?
why wont hydrogen run out
Me front row, 2nd from right.
How the fuck did this silly cunt get made Health Minister
reckon these bints on tiktok have done more damage to the nursing career as a whole than the nazis did to eugenics
>noseberg switches us to 4 10hr shifts to limit "exposure" to the oriental flu
>everyones excited because 3 day weekend
>he has us instead working mon-sat
>60hrs
ah yes, unchecked capitalism i reckon.
Why is black pop culture so popular?
Have literally 0 idea who the Irish health minister is, reckon you might be a bit obsessed with us.
what the fuck?
This worked for me a few times aha
How is this British culture.
the signing of the magna carta was the beginning of the end for western civilisation
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come in Sunday
British grammar is abhorrent
Very British post to take pride in ignorance
Fucking shut up you idiot
All Chads except for downy at the back
Lad with Ralph Lauren shirt is clearly the alpha
been furloughed with full pay this month AND toilberg gave me a 10% bonus on this months wage
our health minister is also a cretin tbf
>5'8
IT'S OVER
just been accused of shooting Tupac Shakur
Good job unions are for commies right lad?
is it fair to say
herbivores taste good
carnivores taste bad
been working on this for a whole week. its a nice feeling finally being finished with it
dying for a greasy kebab shop burger
absolute titan of a gimmick, this
t. curator of gimmicks
didn't want to be harsh on him but it was a very silly post, yes
Most delicacies are carnivores
>dogs
are you an 80 year old woman or a redditfaggot?
pedo behaviour
Remember when Matt Hancock criticised footballers for not taking a paycut. Meanwhile 26,000 have died under his watch.
how many pieces? looks great love animals, id enjoy putting this together
for me, it's ecofascist autocracies with neo-imperialist tendencies
me on the left
lost track of time
dont know what day of the week it is anymore
going insane
>the least good-looking one
checks out
rude pricks
2000 piece it was a good bit of fun
how?
dont know what any of this stuff actually means. i know what eco means and that's about it. feels good desu because my eyes just gloss over all the boring shit people are obsessed with arguing about these days. never get baited or trapped reading shit i dont wanna read. feels good
got 110% pay this month and did not toil for one minute
genuinely won the NEETlottery
for me, it's nuclear energy
Hope you had fun lad. Puzzles were never my thing but I know some people find them relaxing. Love dogs too. Very cute puzzle.
Can't believe what bloody Lachlan got himself into yesterday
what a character
You look like a Puerto Rican whore.
>there's nobody out there for you
;_;
explain
why are indian women so peng lads?
that would be 3
>already met her and ruined it
haha what am i like
they aren't
Got in big trouble with the mental ward staff apparently
Had an argument with 'schizo woman' and tried to force himself on her - won't be getting criminal charges because he's mental but yeah
bit lonely now the gfs asleep
iktfb
Fuck you
If I were ever in the same building as the guy on the right I would just leave because no way I could ever recover from the facemog
>skeptical to unnerved pepe.png
Nah centre > left > right
cant wait for corvid 20
Classic Lachlan. Wish I still had the screencaps of when he completely took over Yas Forums.
they are
Alri Emma.
>I'm stupid and don't know the definitions of words and proud of it
ok grug
imagine the smell
stealing this image and filename
dont care if you dont like it
Hair’s not gonna hold out till I’m 30
cheers lads
doing a phone post or two before bed
hope you lads dont mind like
Are you actually Ugandan?
chin up lad, i started balding at 14
i did it was a really good way to unwind during these crazy times
uganda at my dick? u gay bro?
going to try and stay up 24 hours to sort out my sleep pattern innit lads
really?
a merry can you fuck off
the funniest thing is the other people also making threads about it. thanks la
Do you shave it off?
Wanking to lesbians lads
baffling how orientals are so self-absorbed they made the racial descriptor "asian" apply only to them and not the literal billions of other actual asians
>Fell asleep with migraine at 7
>Can't sleep
>Work in the morning
>Dog on the bed taking up space and annoying me toil happening RIGHT NOW
Bad night lads
no worries
bit boring
yeah mate, it just started falling out one day in handfuls and never stopped
yeah
obviously not real lesbians
where's the passion?
cant wank to fake lessers desu
Bit gay
this wouldn't happen if they wore uniforms
unironically found a porn last night where the plot was legitimately better than the porn part
far out
don't want to resume toil
think managerberg will ask me to come back any day now as the 3 weeks mininum furlough time is almost up