/brit/

Bit uncalled for that, bit of harmless fun innit

Now let me buy more ultimate team packs

>cor, peng, grim
Can you guys give me some more wacky UK slang?

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How do I get English gf?

that's quite normal for people who eat shit diets

Would you rather spend a year in Canda or Australia?

People that don't pass first time should be banned for life. Dangerous having them on the roads, they should be strapped into special needs busses.

How do I get gf?

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Come on mate
Get that license

Move to England

foy

Just be yourself, champ.

Still glowing from shagging the pengaleng blonde American bird. The ego will be boomin' after this one I reckon.
What is it with arthoes letting Chads fuck them without a condom on only the first or second meet?

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Canada

> He didn't pass his driving test while still in school and didn't take his mates and the birds for a cheeky McD's at lunch

lol you'll never get that pleasure

bro this is a WSF board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eighties Britain was amazing
youtu.be/NgaocnrTk38

Definitely Australia

!!!!!B(o)(o)BIES!!!!!

my dad just kept throwing money at it

guarantee i'm a safer driver than you, all my friends who used to rag on me for failing are boy racers and have had some kind of accident

I have a very healthy diet though... Plenty of veg, meat, fish, no sugar, healthy fats

Maybe not enough fruit desu

canada

dont like spiders
dont like hot weather

listening to sting

>being 17 and still at school
Fucking spastic

I'm Scottish but would love an English gf, the accent is fit af on a bird

You realize that 14 year olds can get a license in america?

Was among the first to get my license, was a based little experience

Australia, I'd get pissed 24/7.

Me and a mate had a race during lunch time and both got over 100 in our wee polos haha

Canada

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Yeah?

Toronto, or Melbourne, tough

Some of you are so lucky you had your parents pay for your lessons

I had £800 from my dead grannies' inheritance to pass mine, cunts. Only left me with £150 left

>I'm Scottish

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i did the drivers test twice. the first time i was nervous and used my bosses vehicle, which was some super powered lexus suv type vehicle when i really only ever prcticed in a tiny shitbox hoopty that could barely make it up a hill. i failed because i reached 36 mph 3 different times while driving on residential roads where the speed limit was 30. the pedal was incredibly sensitive and the lexus would just zroom like crazy. i also didnt turn my turn signal on for long enough before changes lanes a few times. apparently you need the turn signal going for 4 seconds before you are allowed to change lanes. literally no one actually does that, but driving instructors dont care. they are such bullshit small mistaks that i went into the 2nd time doin the test ith utmost confidence as long as i didnt make those same mistakes.

I’ve been to Canada and loved it, although not to the Pacific coast.

I say Canada but Australia seems amazing as well

Good lad

12mg of alprazolam down the gullet

Think I've became addicted to porn lads and this lockdown hasn't helped. need to give myself a good slap.

Down to the one chug a day but can't imagine doing it without

The dangerous part of porn is that it destroys your relationships and the way you view women and that if you watch it, it will slowly escalate to more and more depraved shit because of how it desensitises you to sex. Imagine getting with the girl of your dreams and you can't even get a stiffy because she isn't being shit on at that very moment. Imagine finally getting a stiffy after hours of trying and then you can't even cum because anything less than a vicegrip on your willy feels like nothing at all. That's what spawned "nofap". Masturbation is healthy, as long as the thing you are masturbating TO is healthy.

>He went to college insteead of 6th form
Hello spasmoid

Floppppppp

What’s y’all’s warzone Loadouts

From scotland lad we don't have that sixth form shite, left school at 18 and went to uni

Class lad, wish I could go back

Sixth from was college, you fucking retard.

6 bars? Hope you're larping. Seek help.

went on my first date at 23 and she had to drive because i didn't (and still dont) know how to drive haha

>passed my test before the theory and HP bullshit rolled out
feelsgoodman

Findom is the answer in 2020

Spent 600 quid, failed and never bothered again. I fucking hated it

fUCK
oFF
yANK

I told you last time, M4 primary MP7 secondary

mine's coming out of my wages
lessons are £50 each nowadays it's mad

fuuuccckkk... your pussy feels so gooodd agghhhhh thats some good pussy yeah fuck uhhh ah ah ah yeah ah im gonna... im ... im gonna COOM OAAHHHHHHHHHH IM COOMING!!!

I don't play videogames
I spend my free time reading

I can't get turned on unless the girl is fat

See you tomorrow

>some of you are lucky that your parents paid for your lessons
>My granny paid for mine and gave me £150 on top

Just found out fanny means pussy in England WTF?

In America it means ass. Very confused.

Oh dear lad

Any follow up dates?

floccinaucinihilipilification

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Findom is actually the peak of degeneracy and the evidence that the nofap "movement" needed to prove their point.

prostitutes don't count, slav

Learn with someone you're comfortable with, your dad or your mother or something. Preferably your dad because he'll get you raging and make you want to pass it, and you'll want to make him proud showing him you're not a spastic. There's good chemistry there is what I'm saying.

>From scotland
Makes sense. You simpletons are a bit dim.
>school
FFS

>tf
>tp
shouldn't be an issue then

Nothing turns me off quicker than when a girl uses the word "shit" or "poo"

Porn is healthy

hello paki virgin

was my gf for 2 years lol

remember watching the first episode of mad men and laughing when the gyno said "bring your fanny closer" to the bird he was checking lol

Passed mine first time and haven't driven since

The inheritance wasn't for lessons you silly little putrid cockend

Go top yourself in the bath

I'm unironically addicted to this

Got a bird as well, need to stop desu

Findom is just sad

it is

Explain the pay piggy no fap shaggers in chastity cages then

Thoughts on Mark 'SeasideMark' Edwards?

Nothing turns me on more than letting a girl use me as a human toilet

Do zoomers still start bands or is it about rapping now?

IM FARTING AND SHITTING

Think I’d love to see an HBO show about Studio 54 in the 70s and 80’s.

holy fucking hell, getting a license and the tests only cost maybe $70 tops here. i would not have gotten a drivers license if i lived in the uk or where ever because im straight up too poor for it, that's a whole months rent for that crap wtfffff

Yes you do

so it's okay if they use "feces"?

A man I relate to greatly and that has been dealt a tough hand in life.

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Why do betas boast about being able to do the simplest of things and think it's impressive?
Nigger-tier behaviour desu

torries are toxic af

I'm a 21 year old zoomer and I've been in a band for a short while. There are people with bands still going strong yeah. A lot of solo talent with instruments going strong, I don't know many people around here that rap thankfully

me and my fellow zoomies are gonna start a grunge band after quarantine

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You're causing me considerable anguish lad, please refrain from being a wideo

24
Never had sex
Never kissed a girl
Never held hands with a girl
Never been on a date
Never had a gf
Haven't had any friends since I was 18
Can't drive
Live at home
Never go out anywhere

Weird really cos I'm a pretty good looking guy and played plenty of sport in school, I was normal enough. I just ended up a total failure and hopeless wretch.

No female is interested in me regardless, mate. Also, I try to be moderate with it.

Mental
What is the scene like in Australia?

was matthew kelly a nonce or summat?

no they stopped manufacturing guitars in 2017

More into simping on Twitter these days and crying on IG that some boomer called them a "whiney little bitch"

Or i could go meet up with a bird again, give them money to have them laugh at me while I worship their feet

monkaS SIMP CHECK :point_right: pokiW

Imagine filling out a form and being told you're qualified to drive
State of yanks

Sadly, I hate fat people.

what was the turning point? i'm 26 and was a lonely loser until i went to uni where i had a great time and then after Uni i came home and became a NEET shut in again. Fuck i miss those days