/balk/

Sure
Though I wouldn't be mad if Allah took my life away.

>implying I'm a twink like you
I've fought with well built gymfags like him before and beaten few too. It's all about how fast and strong you can punch him before he picks up and makes a move

No matter who loses, the world wins.

190cm is the manlet cutoff

if your height starts with 18x you are manlet

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btw i never got the "x slaps your girlfriends ass" posts

the answer is obviously always "fight him and accept you'll get your ass kicked"

ISKAM DA EBA BE MAIKA MU DEBA EII SHE POLUDEQ TOLKO LI E SLOJNO SHTO TREA SI PSIHOLOG I UMEL MANIPULATOR AKO SI GROZEN I BEDEN, ZA DA SI OSIGURISH NEPLATELN PUTAK PISNA MI

We already saw your picture with the green pants and the camel shaped back, no need to explain further. I'm pretty sure you've never raised a hand in anger against another person.

>the answer is obviously always "fight him and accept you'll get your ass kicked"
Do people actually think that they'd have the balls to do that? I know that I wouldn't tbqh, I've seen too many of those fights where a guy ends up crippled or with brain damage after one critical hit.

youtube.com/watch?v=_xLzlO-nhdY

It will all be over soon

Why is /balk/ so fast today...

being (one of) the most powerful people on the planet still doesn't fix manletism, sad

i've been in these situations several times, so I know I'll have the balls

Faster than me with ur mum in bed kid

I would
I don't see an alternative
Running away would haunt me for the rest of my life, I've spent years thinking about shit that happened that wasn't nearly as bad as that

THe right answer is: No fucking way I'm letting my girlfriend in the club, that bitch will be at home sucking my dick and cooking macaroni

Imagine being cucked enough to let your bitch party

The alternative is telling your bitch to move and forgetting that ever happened. If she expects you to get pummeled by some roided gorilla because of dumb shit like that she's not worth dating anyway.

You have to do it occasionally to make your friends jealous.
But in any case, the way to get fucked up is to either get attacked by several guys in a narrow space, or to keep your head up and receive a clear hit to the chin. Keep you chin down, eventually most 1-1 fight become wrestling matches.

who the fuck is this И guy and why do bugars have the urge to name/tripfag so hard

>a girl will never look at me like this
brehs..

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>the homo bulgarian posts another pic of a batka that he's drooling over
>the local autists start anxietyposting again
in what universe does this shit even happen, the odds are 1:1000000

Discuss.

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I'd punch you all the way back to your gypsy Borat village if you came here. I literally took out 190m husky kids, what makes you think that I wouldn't make a soup out of your bones?

Relatable...

Also,
>There are three Turx ITT
BASED??

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If you do that you'd be fucked for the rest of your life, that shit would fucking follow you
youtube.com/watch?v=AfMbN_MzCpw

So how do you filter out flags again?

>nose ring
kys

>NOOO YOU CAN'T MODIFY YOUR OWN BODY

i can't be too picky (no fatties tho)

I'm more haunted by the times I got beat up than by the times I successfully avoided that lol
Obviously it's not a pleasant situation, but I don't think I would care that much.